Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. Lawnole23

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    They got his phone number somehow. They call him from a burner phone. He hangs up or talks to them drunk as shit. There's nothing else to it.
     
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  2. Tobias

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    yeah this isn't correct
     
  3. Hatfield

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    Basically, they taped an interview with him a while back and it was an absolute trainwreck. He was either super fucked up or really distracted (or both). They kept hinting that they had the interview, but it was so bad they weren't going to air it. And thus it became a running joke to fuck with him. Fast forward to January, and they actually did release the interview (I think it was the show w/ Tito Ortiz). As expected it was terrible and pretty much consisted of them making fun of him and his sham investment company (he claims he's 610-1 on stock picks/investments). It's continued to be a running joke, where they call him and he either A) doesn't pick up or B) answers and they tell him to suck their dicks and he hangs up.
     
  4. Lawnole23

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    Yea I couldn't tell if they did the interview first or started calling him but got him to do an interview later.
     
  5. Mr. Bean

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    Care to correct me? I honestly forget the origins of it
     
  6. wes tegg

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    Oh my God.
     
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  7. teel

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    This is incredible


     
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  8. wes tegg

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    When keeping it real goes wrong.
     
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  9. TDCD

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    Francis goes so far over the line on some of these blogs, no choice but to respect it
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    Donnie, as usual, brought A+ content with Part 3 of the Shark Knight Rises. He really hasn't done anything yet that's not awesome.
     
  11. Cousin Eddie

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    Guy cracks me up. Crazy how lax the security is at those games.
     
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  12. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Some of the accents on these Boston guys are unbelievable. Rear Admiral was absolutely insane on PMT today. Coley's is really bad too.

    Obviously it's Boston based, so not really a criticism. I'm just legitimately shocked at the number of people who actually talk like that.
     
  13. Houndster

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    Coley, as many have said, is literally a character out of The Town. In both his accent and his appearance.
     
  14. GGCD

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    Was I disappointed that Donnie's name is not actually Donnie? Yes, very much so, but I still have high hopes.

    All these videos are old, looking forward to new content from him.
     
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  15. wes tegg

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    The "wahnnah get fingahed?" slayed me.
     
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  16. Modsquader

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    Watched RA on Swipe Drunk Love and he was hilarious. Actually laugh out loud funny
     
  17. letan

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    Cooley's accent gets me every time
     
  18. Jack Parkman

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  19. teel

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    Congrats on the sex teel

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  20. DriveByBBQ

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    Mrs.DriveByBBQ ordered me the leprechaun shirt
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    I really want the three beers and a Fanta shirt.
     
  22. mb711

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    In the 2nd episode when he's trying to be on the dl and says something like, " management always checks if someone has ordered 3 beers and a fanta, because then they'll know I'm back" had me absolutely cracking up
     
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  23. GGCD

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    Died when he ordered 3 beers one at a time, chugged them, then ordered a fanta to go.
     
  24. KJROD20

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    i highly recommend their shirts, super comfy. i wear this one a lot:

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  25. allothersnsused

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    "Broken arm" in the latest pizza review fucking killed me
     
  26. teel

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    I love fake voice guy

     
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  27. HOOSINSC

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    "heyyy daaaave" gets me every time
     
  28. DuffandMuff

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    Jay Wright interview on PMT was great.
     
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  29. steamengine

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    I gotta agree with pft. Cousins over Cam. Knows how to lose with dignity.
     
  30. Dick Trickle

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    Adrian Peterson got cut by the Vikings today

    "Did the Vikings make him go get his own branch to cut himself with?" - PFT
     
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  31. The Hebrew Husker

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    Cracked me up how he was exaggerating their style though.

    Acting like every show is just extremely profane and offensive.
     
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  32. wolfpck

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    Someone explain the 3 beers and a fanta to a newbie.
     
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  33. The Hebrew Husker

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    Watch that new Donnie dudes videos of him going to basketball games in China. They're hilarious. That's what he ordered at the concession stand.
     
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  34. teel

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    I want to take intern Fran home to my mom

     
  35. wes tegg

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    Is it bad that I'm considering buying the Rough & Rowdy fight?
     
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  36. teel

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    Lol at how well made this video is

     
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  37. bro

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    lol "I'm due"
     
  38. KJROD20

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    haha is that Friday Night Lights music?
     
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  39. wes tegg

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    It's explosions in the sky, so I think so.
     
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  40. Houndster

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    Same here. I'm not going out tomorrow night so why not?
     
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  41. DriveByBBQ

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    Looks like he shaved his entire chest with the exception of a half dollar around the nips...
     
  42. wes tegg

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    He's talking so much shit to the dude on twitter. He really might get killed.
     
  43. wes tegg

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  44. letan

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    He's gonna get knocked the fuck out. Might have to pay to see this.
     
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  45. wes tegg

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    I'm actually kind of worried about it. :odear:

    What if he gets killed and this is the end of barstool?
     
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  46. letan

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    I'm sure there's waivers. Plus think they wear headgear so that'll make it pretty hard to die
     
  47. wes tegg

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    There's no waiver that could undo the bad publicity...
     
  48. thegenerel

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    does the PPV include the entire night or just this one fight?

    I cant stand Tex, but cocky white trash poors from WV are the worst.

    the website barely loads, one of the ring girls is missing an eye, half of the crowd will be carrying meth.

    http://www.boxingcontest.com/welch-2017/
     
  49. wes tegg

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    The whole night, I think.

    One of the ring girls from the original Pres video had arguably the greatest ass in the history of the world. She's probably had five kids since, though.
     
  50. thegenerel

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    oh indeed. this might be her, entering again this year. is that a nicotine patch?

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