Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. letan

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    So amazing. I just died
     
  3. * J Y *

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    How long is the event?
     
  4. Jack Parkman

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    this entire back and forth had me rolling






     
  5. Teflon Queen

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    Cliffs on this fight?
     
  6. devine

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    Basically you're an idiot
     
  7. rodmansrage

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    10pm tonight, getcha popcorn ready!
     
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  8. teel

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    Goosebumps and hard nipples

     
  9. Tobias

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    has it started yet? getting unavailable in my browser
     
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  10. Houndster

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    The event looks like it's in a high school gym. The crowd is sitting in folding chairs and most were staring at the camera in awe while Pres interviewed Tex's opponent. Every person Dave has talked to is so 100% West Virginia, its kind of impressive.
     
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  11. Tobias

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    laughed out loud at dave saying "lot of confederate flags here. they fought for the union but no one tell them that"
     
  12. Tobias

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    user ARSENAL lives 20 mins away from this and refuses to go smdh
     
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  13. Tobias

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    lmao at cross eyed bam bam
     
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  14. IlliniEC21

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    Lost it at the camera zooming in on his eyes :laugh:
     
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  15. Tobias

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    my ex-wife: just a complete bitch

    hahahaha
     
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  16. mb711

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    Go and watch the original barstool rough and rowdy video
     
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  17. ARSENAL

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    Bam bam baker?

    Went to high school with him. We voted him the "best eyes superlative" winner
     
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  18. Tobias

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    he is a mad man. i cant wait to watch him fight
     
  19. ARSENAL

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    Oh no. It's him indeed

    He's a pretty decent fighter actually
     
  20. Red Rover

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    What is wrong with him?
     
  21. Red Rover

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    I'd be at this fight if it were within a 5 hour radius
     
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  22. Tobias

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    i am dying at the wife beater dude throwing wild haymakers, missing and walking into a haymaker lmao
     
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  23. IlliniEC21

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    The ring girl ratings are killing me
     
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  24. teel

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    My buddy threw this on his tv and everybody is loving it. Dave is an electric factory on the play by play :roll:

     
  25. Tobias

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    younger bennett's gf is pretty hot
     
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  26. 34

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    Hahaha
     
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  27. GGCD

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    About to walk into Get Out, and I suspect that by the time I walk out a lot of white people will be dead and tex will be one of them.
     
  28. wes tegg

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    I have and it's been awesome. Dave is on fire.
     
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  29. Red Rover

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    Wish so bad I ordered
     
  30. Tobias

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    you still can. not too late

    one of my best purchases. dave is on a roll. i've laughed extremely hard the entire time
     
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  31. Tobias

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    "if i am just going by looks, i am going with the black guy because black people are normally better athletes" :laugh:
     
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  32. wes tegg

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    One of the funniest moments was when he just stayed silent while that beast ring girl strutted around the ring.
     
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  33. Tobias

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    the eye of the tiger/eminem mashup in the background is sooooo bad :laugh:

    god dave is just destroying this poor girl lol
     
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  34. Jack Parkman

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    Died at the boob part

     
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  35. wes tegg

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    After the youngest Bennett's fight, I feel okay about Tex. Puncher's chance.
     
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  36. Red Rover

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    Where?
     
  37. wes tegg

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    I wonder how much Tex is making on this. Hopefully he gets a %.
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    As if on cue... 5%
     
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  39. Houndster

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    I'm with Dave. He needs to wait out the barrage of opening punches and then try to land a haymaker when he's gassed.
     
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  40. Houndster

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    Isn't it 10%? I thought he said $500 for every 1,000 people.
     
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  41. wes tegg

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    We used to have a fight night at Ole Miss that had this same level of fighting, with about 50% frat guys and 50% local dirtbags. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle fought in it and probably threw 300 punches in three rounds. He landed 30, and took 90. He broke a local's nose and still lost the split decision. It was damned incredible.
     
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  42. TDCD

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    Nvm... I can't read
     
  43. wes tegg

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    You may be right.
     
  44. wes tegg

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    Of course sound goes to shit...
     
  45. wes tegg

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    HERE WE GOOOOO!!!
     
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  46. mb711

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    The barstool way
     
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  47. wes tegg

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    Hearts on fire is perfect.
     
  48. Tobias

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    tex getting blasted first round
     
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  49. wes tegg

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    Making it through round one is a win.
     
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  50. Tobias

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    he got absolutely destroyed lol

    props for getting up 4 times
     
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