Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. teel

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  2. thegenerel

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  3. Murtaugh

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  4. Quick

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    Need cliffs
     
  5. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    Snapchat story has been hilarious this far
     
  6. teel

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    Who's back of the week: Mapquest

     
  7. thegenerel

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    edit: damn it. missed it by that much.
     
  8. Jack Parkman

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    So where are the cliffs
     
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  9. letan

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    Fucking amazing
     
  10. thegenerel

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    this is way more involved than I expected, but its nothing unheard of. Dave was hypnotized.
     
  11. gordon bombay

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    It was pretty dumb. Basically his gf is in love with her SoulCycle instructor and he let it go on for way too long before finally calling it quits.
     
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  12. Jack Parkman

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    Davey pageviews
     
  13. Room 15

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    Lol...new shirt out.

    Cu ckcycle with Soul Cycle's logo

    No idea who would ever buy that but hilarious nonetheless.
     
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  14. GGCD

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  15. thegenerel

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    I dont know much about Renee BUT

    1) she has to have enjoyed hearing about this
    2) she strikes me as a girl you want to marry.
     
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  16. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    Missed how he caught her, sans mapquest evidence, she claims she flirted... is there legit proof or an admission?
     
  17. Hatfield

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  18. TDCD

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    Forever team pres, but lol @ him being in an actual relationship with that girl. I figured it was just some girl he was banging, not an actual gf type deal. I also have barely followed so if I'm off then ignore
     
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  19. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    Is Portnoy divorced now or something?

    And since when did he start calling himself Dave?
     
  20. * J Y *

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    Don't really get this strategy by him. He's now making himself the c.uck .
     
  21. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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  22. steamengine

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  23. wes tegg

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    I love Renee.
     
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  24. Kirk Fogg

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    I don't think it's possible to find a bigger douchebag on the face of the earth
     
  25. gordon bombay

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    I think they are just separated. She is probably entitled to a good piece of Barstool if they do go through with a divorce.
     
  26. *DIESEL*

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    Chick was crazy sloppy. He apparently found some pretty graphic sext messages. Also, the guy who cucked Pres was apparently dating a stoolie himself. Pres and the dude's gf got in contact after she was commenting on Pres' IG posts. Apparently some mutual confirmation occurred after he talked to the other chick.
     
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  27. *DIESEL*

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    (Paige is the soul cycle dude's (ex)gf, btw)
     
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  28. Quick

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    It's kinda sad now... time to let it go
     
  29. mb711

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    Pres is having a little meltdown on twitter
     
  30. IrishLAX2

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    It was always sad
     
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  31. *DIESEL*

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    It's def pathetic, but it's also pretty funny. Just having a 40 year old man getting played by a 22 year old then taking to twitter to go into full-on war-mode against the chick, the dude, and the soul cycle fitness company is so petty that it's kinda hilarious. Soul cycle has pretty much become the new JJ Watt. They can't post anything on twitter or IG right now without getting lit up by stoolies.
     
  32. mb711

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  33. Mr. Bean

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    The only thing I found funny was that Barstool planned a confrontation at the fucking soul cycle... which was leaked to soul cycle... whose reaction and preparations for such was then leaked BACK to Barstool.... which then leaked such reaction on twitter rather boldly. Just ridiculous (if true)
     
  34. HOOSINSC

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    content content content

    nsfw
     
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  35. spagett

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    PFT and Big Cat were just on TV during the Pac 12 championship (behind Bill Walton's shoulder when they do the shot of the announcers with the crowd behind them.)

    PFT was flipping his hair back and forth and Big Cat was dabbing. It was hilarious.
     
  36. Tobias

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  37. Tobias

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  38. spagett

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    Hank trying to be funny annoys me
     
  39. The Hebrew Husker

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    Did this get deleted, or is it just not loading for me?
     
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  40. Bruce Wayne

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    Must've been deleted
     
  41. DuffandMuff

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    It's still there.
     
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  42. The Hebrew Husker

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    See it now. Sometimes tweets don't load for me on here for whatever reason.
     
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  43. Chocolate Giddyup

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    Agreed. But when he is unintentionally funny it is always equal parts hilarious and mind bottling
     
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  44. Señor Cockblock

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    The 22 yr old missing the Comedy Central shows in Houston, because she was out drinking and doing her own thing was my favorite move.
     
  45. GGCD

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    What was this?

    I think it was actually deleted now.
     
  46. HOOSINSC

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    a provocative pic of the trainer from soul cycle supposedly. and he tagged jordyn
     
  47. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    Idk, if you're rich/famous and clearly using it to date above your station you have to go into virtually every relationship knowing you're being used for it in the same way you're using it. Especially with a 15-20yr age difference.

    Irrespective to all that I can't imagine wanting to be in relationship right as you're peaking and newly single. He should be running through 4-5 Jordyn's a week.
     
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  48. Modsquader

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    Stoole Scenes was great this week. Had no idea Spags was a psycho
     
  49. HOOSINSC

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    he is the smut guy, right?
     
  50. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    He does the weekly Tinder dump (has used probably a half dozen of my submissions, nbd)
     
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