Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. colonelrascals

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    can someone explain the kirk saga to me from the beginning?
     
  2. Gallant Knight

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    I believe devine is a minincel so he can
     
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  3. DuffandMuff

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    He sucks and no one likes him.

    He also has a gaggle of loyal idiots who make it seem like he’s always in the right/getting the short end of the stick.
     
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  4. devine

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    Prob gonna not want billy running the PMT Twitter

     
  5. momux

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    the dozen is strong. Jeff D Lowe coming out of quarantine looking a lot better In Dave’s eyes I can only assume.
     
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  6. DuffandMuff

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    Only running I want billy to do is out of the office and never back again.
     
  7. AubCabs

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    god damn what a fall from grace. i feel like even on PMT now big cat and pft are trying to get billy to quit trying so hard
     
  8. Room 15

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    I think they're coaching him / putting him in his place. I think they like him but know he's not ready.
     
  9. devine

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    Is billy going back to school in the fall?
     
  10. Jack Parkman

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    Marbles looking rough these days

     
  11. Boom TittyMilk

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    Big Cat “We’ve got Mike from Starkville, hey Coach”

    Brandon in the background “what??”
     
  12. Kirk Fogg

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    I mean, think of your typical freshman in college. Any time they came home from college they were always trying to prove how much cooler their college was / how much harder they partied, etc. Then couple that with being allowed to actively participate on the most listened to / popular sports podcast in the world, specifically within his demographic and you just have a recipe for douchiness.
     
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  13. spagett

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    He is so comedically unaware
     
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  14. spagett

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    They really like him, but they have to realize by now that he isn't cut-out for this

    Billy is a stupid animal
     
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  15. Paddy Murphy

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    The explanation is too long, but everybody knew a Billy in college who thought they were the king of the universe when they were 20-21, especially the iteration of that kid who was the last guy on the bench for the football/baseball team but had the ego of the star player.

    Now add in he’s instantly famous at college because he was the intern for the PMT guys. I’m surprised Billy’s head fits through a door these days.
     
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  16. The Hebrew Husker

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    Cutler chirping Billy, then BC asking why he’s talking in a southern accent killed me.
     
  17. spagett

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    He somehow makes me miss Jilly Football
     
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  18. devine

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    With all of the success of pink whitneys, why doesn’t PMT come out with a drink? A beer and advertise it as a beer for watching football. Idk they would make a killing
     
  19. spagett

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    They should call it "paint"
     
  20. devine

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    Yeah I mean he’s still in the “lol vegans are pussies” stage of his life. I would say most PMT fans aren’t into that brand of humor and if anything’s that’s who they satire
     
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  21. Thoros of Beer

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    Lol look at this vegan
     
  22. devine

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    Think I’m a little lost here can someone explain

     
  23. The Hebrew Husker

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    According to Reddit the guy who won (I think) claimed he had a “worse” handicap than he actually did, so it gave him more strokes for the Barstool Classic thing. Then he claimed he has two handicaps or something. But I guess this guy was pretty close to a scratch golfer.

    Didn’t watch the video posted so for all I know this is all staged in there, if so, apologies.
     
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  24. devine

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    Thanks. This sounds right. I think Riggs May have missed a piece or something as I couldn’t quite grasp what actually happened or I just was drunk when I watched it
     
  25. Gallant Knight

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    Sounds Like the guy made a fake handicap a couple weeks ago. He is a +1.5 but made a handicap a few weeks ago, posted 20 fake scores and submitted to barstool that he is a 7. So fuck that guy
     
  26. Gallant Knight

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    For reference +1.5 is borderline professional
     
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  27. devine

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    Oh yeah he deserves to have that taken away
     
  28. teel

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    Gradkowski is such a legend

     
  29. spagett

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    Pool party at Bruce's
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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  31. wes tegg

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  32. devine

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  33. snowfx2

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    They're about to lose every single sponsor

     
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  34. Biship

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    That’s the least surprising video I’ve seen in 15 years
     
  35. Quick

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  36. Gallant Knight

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    Lol no they aren’t
     
  37. Pelican Grove

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    I’ll be interested to see where this goes

     
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  38. bro

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  39. Big Ern McCracken

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    It might take a hit for month or so, but then will be forgotten about.
     
  40. zachary

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    you can love pres but you had to admit that is a bad bad take. ouch
     
  41. spagett

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    This reminds me of when Anthony from Opie and Anthony got fired for being super racist and like 4 fat guys showed up to support him

    Btw, old audio from that show could get so many people fired nowadays

    Louis CK is probably glad he already got cancelled, because he said some pretty wild shit on that show... like this

     
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  42. Pelican Grove

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    Dave’s responses:








    He retweeted the below:
     
  43. IvanTheTerrible

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    Portnoy saying something racist on twitter is the least surprising thing of 2020.
     
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  44. bro

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    Everything involved here is an awful look
     
  45. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Wow the response is as bad as the video.
     
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  46. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    That's not a take. That's being racist as fuck.
     
  47. Tobias

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    him not shutting up and instead trying to defend it is garbage

    big “see i’m not racist i woulda voted for obama for a third term!” vibes
     
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