Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. spagett

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    How many waffles did he have to eat?
     
  2. dukebuckeye

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    She’s my new favorite.
     
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  3. Vinegar Strokes

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    She trolling for podcast views?
     
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  4. Bruce Wayne

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    It's the first 15 min of the podcast. But yes it's true
     
  5. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Did she just come out and say she could do way better?
     
  6. Bruce Wayne

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    "I didn't want to wake up at 27-28 and wonder where my life went"

    So yes
     
  7. Jack Parkman

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    Dave has to be foaming at the mouth
     
  8. Pelican Grove

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    Bet she was already banging someone on the side.

    Guessing known athletes were DM’ing her.
     
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  9. Tony Wonder

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    I can’t imagine the horrifying shit in her DMs
     
  10. Bruce Wayne

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    Really any woman's DMs that works there
     
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  11. Boom TittyMilk

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  12. Boom TittyMilk

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    But also :roll: at waking up at 27-28 and wondering where your life went.
     
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  13. Gallant Knight

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    He’s not going to say anything that bad. Hank has been there almost a decade
     
  14. Pelican Grove

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    I wonder if this is sparked by Ria wanting to be the new in-house Alex Cooper and fill that void of going on a podcast and saying some explicit shit about her love life.
     
  15. Bruce Wayne

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    She spent 15 minutes basically saying she let Hank down easy IMO
     
  16. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Hank should do fine. He's somewhat famous, has insane access to cool events and I'm assuming makes a lot of money now.
     
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  17. Jack Parkman

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    I mean do you not remember when he told her maybe her future isn’t in front of the camera and the drama went on for a week with Hank having to defend her?

    She’s definitely been a lightning rod for his comments and I’m sure he can’t wait to throw his 2 cents into this one
     
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  18. buckwild

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    Getting dumped and then the person that dumped you starting a podcast about her current fucking adventures, would be pretty rough.
     
  19. Gallant Knight

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    I’ll be stunned if he talks about this very much
     
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  20. Pelican Grove

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    I mean that premise sounds good already!
     
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  21. Jack Parkman

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    content content content
     
  22. Gallant Knight

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    They’ll be back together when it gets cold
     
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  23. gordon bombay

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    Her stock is quite high right now, I am sure she has some pretty serious guys hitting her up. Good for her
     
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  24. Gallant Knight

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    i think she will find pretty quickly that the grass isn't greener.

    taking bets they'll be back together before the year is over.
     
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  25. gordon bombay

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    Very true but I don't blame her for testing the waters
     
  26. Gallant Knight

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    i think both she and most of people who follow barstool will be surprised at what hank is able to pull.

    he probably makes like 500-750k/year; got some $penn equity; and is internet famous. and since he got a beard he is objectively good looking
     
  27. gordon bombay

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    Oh yeah he will be fine
     
  28. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Also has that taco bell fortune.
     
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  29. Hank Scorpio

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    Hank will have no shortage of clout chasing IG "models" and Ria no shortage of Bachelorette rejects and Barstool fan athletes at their disposal.
     
  30. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    There is no chance Hank is making that much money, and he didn't get any penn equity as a fucking producer. He'll still get plenty of hot chicks though despite being a complete moron that fell ass backwards into his high paying job.
     
  31. Gallant Knight

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    you think a first ~10 barstool employee didn't get equity but ryan whitney did?

    also hank is definitely making that much and it could be more.
     
  32. spagett

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    Gossip girls in here
     
  33. dukebuckeye

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  34. Paddy Murphy

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    Hank is 100% making mid 6 figures.
     
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  35. Paddy Murphy

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    Also, this will go much better for Hank than it will for Ria. Hank stock has gone 10x since they started dating.
     
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  36. SuperCam

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    Yeah I feel like if that outdoors dude could pull chicks like Brett Hulls daughter, then someone with more followers/money/influence like Hank will do fine.

    I also agree with Hank Scorpio that Ria's type seems like Bachelorette/reality TV stars than athletes but Im sure she will have get pick from both.
     
  37. Rusty Shackleford

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    Wine bet?
     
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  38. Gallant Knight

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    Yea sure
     
  39. Rusty Shackleford

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    So what’s the terms. They officially have to be back together by December 31st?
     
  40. Gallant Knight

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    Nah that they get back together at some point before then. Not that it lasts
     
  41. Gallant Knight

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    About what I expected

    he’s not going to try to make this isn’t something crazy
     
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  42. Room 15

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    I forgot how much younger she was. Makes a lot of sense.
     
  43. Rusty Shackleford

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    We just need to define what get back together is. Conjecture? One of them posting about it publicly?
     
  44. The Hebrew Husker

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    Mintz seems like a normal/cool dude and he doesn’t claim to be a gambling god but this is pretty comedy.

     
  45. Tommy Jefferson

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    The best part of that is his prediction held, the first run won it. NC state won 1-0.
     
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  46. IrishLAX2

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    Imagine all of that. And then imagine all of that at your place of work.
     
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  47. HOOSINSC

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    i was pretty sure the relationship was on the ropes when i saw the video of her and fran interviewing Brody Jenner and Stephen from The Hills. she was drooling over brody jenner, which i totally get.
     
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  48. buckwild

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