Barstool Thread 2.0

if business insider was nervous before this started they are all laughing hysterically now

 

Just opened it up on insta for a minute before my next meeting. How much adderall did he eat today?

 

Next up Dave Portnoy and after that it's someone who repeatedly chanted "Jews will not replace us", should be a great show folks

 

everyone knows you save the bombshell for like half an hour after you start so i have high hopes for this

 

Dave:

 

lollll danny boy cane!!!

 

Hopefully enough to kill him

 

Tying Trump to this is hilariously stupid to normal people but he knows his knuckle dragging base.

 

at least pft had the common sense and cowardice to just never acknowledge this. dan's chickenshit quote tweets and retweets treating this as a legitimate thing are insanely pathetic even for middle man dan

 

love the idea of Dave stepping off camera after this trainwreck and some teel -like moron who works there will tell him that he nailed it

 

and mp22 pauses a moment before asking dave if pmt really makes $75k an episode

 

well this is new

 

Dave is basically Epstein.

 

This is where I wonder what the “higher ups” at Penn are actually thinking. I get they know what they signed up for and barstool makes them money, but just in general those people have to be thinking “…..what is going on…?”

 

ok here we go i guess

 

Ah so the bombshell is the fact that she hates Trump. You cannot make this shit up.

 

What a genuinely dumb person. Jesus fucking Christ

 

lol oh no pres

 

you guys are posting in a trump thread

 

$100MM, 45 years old, and a teenager's fake instagram is this important to you.

Goddamn, Dave.

 

This is fucking embarrassing.

 

shouldve been -3500000

 

If that was the bombshell, it’s not actually a bombshell.

 

not a bombshell but it's pretty clear that no entity with actual journalistic standards would've published anything even remotely similar to the business insider article.

if he was hoping for a retraction or correction after this he isn't going to get one

2/10

 

Glad you and Dave got to the bottom of journalistic standards

 

whats your take other than generally just being an asshole in every interaction on this website?

 

my take is that you and Dave clearly have journalistic standards figured out and I am very happy for you both.

 

Go Bro Go

 

guess it's to just continue to be an asshole to everyone. sounds good.

 

Never fail’s to stop thinking about me. All day and all night

 

stop being an asshole to the stoolies :( they are going through a tough time

 

3 in a row. keep going

 

If I do 16 more posts maybe Dave will try to spit in my mouth.


teel will be so jealous

 

This post just got that much better

 

well that was very underwhelming

 

only when bro said that he wanted pres to spit in his mouth.

 

Dave is totally not a Trump guy. lol

 

never fails to have a post with some weird grammar fuck-up

 

Cringe to hear a guy that old talk about the other 50 “girls” he fucked.

 

i dont think he would've had he not been accused of rape

 

I’ll give him credit…he invented 24x7 reality tv for white men and really capitalized.

But the shark has been jumped.

 

wtf was that

 

I already knew it was weak tangential hit piece. Didn’t move the needle.

 

The incoherent ramblings of an insecure, coke addled megalomanic

 

I don't know man. I just don't know.

 

Ed prolly not happy

 

How’s your girl feel about you being worried about me all the time? Fucking weirdo

 

she says she thinks i should bully you more until you stop being such an idiot

she just yelled "go tobias go" to me actually