Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    The first one I had, I enjoyed it and thought it was something different. After the 2nd, I realized I couldn't drink them like I could the regular Nooners.
     
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  2. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    Never had one. But being caught on a hot mic saying that YIKES. Like you know there is 100 mics around that area.
     
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  3. DDotGA

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    The vodka Nooners are fantastic, the tequila ones are very meh. Taste almost watered down.
     
  4. CUgator

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    Bosco might throw another high noon at someone’s head if troll Cat keeps going.

    Why the hell does he care about Bama so much?
     
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  5. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    I think it stems from being a huge Nate Oats fan and has been saying he's the next great coach since he was at Buffalo. Part of his schtick is hating programs like Penn State and Baylor "Some things are bigger than sports."

    So Big Cat is trolling him about his guy becoming the scumbag coach that he's always railed against.
     
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  6. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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  7. mp_22

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    It’s because Oats gave Rico access to the program. Anyone who gives him access he loves
     
  8. mp_22

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    Pineapple and Pear High Noons are good, rest are meh
     
  9. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    Dave’s luxury watch company flopping and putting the remaining inventory of them out at the office for employees to take like a box of donuts is hilarious.
     
  10. mp_22

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    Watches and the pizza.. don’t know if I can think of anything have flopped big time
     
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  11. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    My first thought too.
     
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  12. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    If I remmeber the watch company was a personal investment by Dave and not Barstool funded. I would like to meet the Miami cokehead con man that talked him into it. They absolutley have him made as a money mark down there. Pretty sure he hasn't moved into the house he bought at the top of the market with mold damage either.

    He really lost perspective about how much $2500 is to a normal person and anyone spending that much on a watch isn't buying that shit.

    Fucking KFC just made 20 mill, but can't pass up a free watch!
     
  13. Gallant Knight

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    I would not wear a brick watch if someone gave me one for free
     
  14. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    I would probably take one. I've also never spent for more than $100 on a watch.
     
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  15. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Funniest part was KFC and Feits saying anyone that took more than 1 $2,500 watch should be fired. They aren’t $2,500 watches when they’re being given away for free. They have no value
     
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  16. Gallant Knight

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    Wonder if it’s awkward if you don’t take one
     
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  17. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    This is hilarious. He'd have better seats watching it on tv, and the best part is bet those tickets were still $500 a piece

     
  18. killerwvu

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    Nah, the get in price was like $40
     
  19. CUgator

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    he gets to move down to their actual seats for game 2
     
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  20. CUgator

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  21. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    Just wanted to make sure it didn’t look like I was talking shit behind y’all’s back.
     
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  22. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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  23. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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  24. Druce

    Druce Fuck football.
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    This reply got me.

     
  25. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Kill shot.
     
  26. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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  27. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    i might have to listen to macrodosing for the george santos interview.
     
  28. momux

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    Let me know if it’s any good. Haven’t listened to an ep of macrodosing but saw a tweet this would drop and had me interested.
     
  29. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    the show stinks if PFT isn’t there to guide it. even then Billy is the only one who has prepared show material and Arian just picks fights with Big T for being a right wing christian.
     
  30. Gallant Knight

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    I thought this was funny
     
  31. Harrison Beck

    Harrison Beck Bailout Bro
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    Looooooool
     
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  32. The Hebrew Husker

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    I’ve never listened to “Anus” before but always thought KB and Nick were hilarious. Listened to the recent episode with Ebony and was dying the whole time.

    Might have to go back and listen to more since most of the other podcasts I listened to have ran their course.
     
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  33. CUgator

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    Rough PMT opening. Hit me a little harder being the same age as PFT I guess.
     
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  34. Mr. F

    Mr. F Watch out for the poppins
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    Has become a weekly must listen for me, it’s hilarious
     
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  35. The Hebrew Husker

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    Im listening to the one with Tommy now.

    Nick: What do they call drinks now on menus?
    Tommy: Beverages?
    Nick: No I would have been able to say that one.
     
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  36. The Hebrew Husker

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    I’m dying at this shit. The stuff is so random.

    Nick saying he got the Air Crenshaws because the I fell off the Nike logo after one day.

    Then KB seamlessly says that he drank 2 bottles of champagne on Saturday because it’s his new drink.
     
  37. Mr. F

    Mr. F Watch out for the poppins
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    It’s more sporadic now, but the news (especially when they first started it…shout out violet beauregard) always gets me good
     
  38. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    big cat's lottery ball joke towards the end of the opening killed me.
     
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  39. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    any time PMT has one these money guy CEOs on the guests are so fucking obnoxious even with BC/PFT trying to keep it silly.
     
  40. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Their hit ratio is pretty low on guest appearances

    A lot of that has to do with the fact that they spend a lot of time shoe-horning inside jokes into the conversation, but a lot of these guests aren't interesting or funny.
     
  41. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    It's probably just a personal axe to grind but it's only the rise and shine bullshitters that bother me and I skip. Like today the fanatics guy saying he works 18 hours a day every day (no he doesn't) and that everyone loves their jerseys and like them more than the previous vendor (no they don't). They just aren't normal people, they have sick brains.
     
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  42. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    I didn’t listen to the whole thing, but Dave getting banned from his Hamptons party and in general his interactions with actual rich people fascinate me.

    “Jay Z and Beyoncé don’t get 3 plus ones”
     
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  43. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    I found the party conversation interesting as well. I was hoping they would have asked him who gets a permanent invite...assume Jay Z and Beyonce would be on that list...but, I'd be interested in the other names.

    I also thought it was funny when Rubin asked what company they were doing an ad for and Big Cat just said, "Rhoback. You should buy them."
     
  44. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Yea fuck those people
     
  45. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    Fanatics is the worst thing that has happened to sports fan apparel.
     
  46. CUgator

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    Every NHL playoffs we’re reminded what a lunatic Frankie is
     
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  47. buckwild

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  48. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Mintzy ran the 10k and got emotional on the phone call to the yak saying he's proved people wrong his whole life

    He truly is the most unintentionally funny person
     
  49. CUgator

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    Good for him. Running a 10k sounds terrible.