Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. Fecta23

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    Def not
     
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  2. Name P. Redacted

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    Is this Dave Portnoy letter from tswift thing genuine because if so it’s quite funny
     
  3. Hank Scorpio

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    what?
     
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  4. buckwild

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    It's legit
     
  5. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    Probably won her over when he publicly mocked Scooter Braun and basically told him to fuck off when he tried to intervene in the Call Her Daddy situation.
     
  6. Name P. Redacted

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  7. buckwild

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  8. bruce bowen

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    Bartsool NY with an all time bad month. This is so fucking cringe. Tate broke them.
     
  9. Gallant Knight

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    i am officially over pres's politics posts.
     
  10. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    He seems like he’s lost it a bit since leaving the office day to day. I think he just sits around his mansions and doesn’t have any friends. I mean I am sure there are girls lining to up wear the leash but that’s all transactional. Deep down I wonder if he regrets getting divorced.
     
  11. HoosDaMan

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    It’s only going to get worse as he ages.
     
  12. Earn_Marks

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    Was thinking about this earlier. What commodities in the NY office drive revenue?

    everything worth a shit outside of Dave and I guess you could say Jeff D Lowe are in Chicago.
     
  13. Nug

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    I only listen to PMT and follow barstool on IG, but it's getting tough. No me gusta
     
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  14. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    chicks in the office. can’t think of anything else tho
     
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  15. Earn_Marks

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    That’s fair, I stopped following them about a year ago and completely forgot about them.

    Insane that the main account posts them so infrequently that I forgot about them.

    Ria marrying Marty fucking Mush had to have fucked that brand pretty bad.
     
  16. buckwild

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  17. Gallant Knight

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    Jerry being the biggest pmt fan on the planet always cracks me up
     
  18. zachary

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    i rarely follow any barstool anymor but lmao wait what. ria is marrying marty mush??? wtf? does hank still work there?
     
  19. devine

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    Oh dear
     
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  20. bruce bowen

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    Hank works for the Celtics now. And he's bald.
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  21. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    Proof that even having Rebecca Romijn at home doesn't keep dudes from being dudes
     
  22. zachary

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    wow i sure did miss a lot!
     
  23. HoosDaMan

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    Watch the Portnoy video tonight and tell me how you watch another piece of Barstool content.
     
  24. CUgator

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    where was he wrong? That campaign was horrific.
     
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  25. HoosDaMan

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    MAGA is a bunch of Nazis.
     
  26. dump bueckers

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    “Her campaign was so horrific that I was forced to vote for literal fascism” - CUgator
     
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  27. CUgator

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    you can vote for her and still admit it was complete shit. She got trounced and we have to defend her? Pass.
     
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  28. bro

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    Barstool and other internet and content companies are obviously having a rightward impact on younger men and by continuing to consume their content, you’ll only expand their reach :twocents:
     
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  29. JGator1

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    Let me guess he thinks she reached out to the "left" too much?
     
  30. Josey Wales

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    Guys…barstool is part of the problem
     
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  31. JGator1

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    Guessing you haven't visited the thread today but what was his genius synopsis?
     
  32. CUgator

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    She ran a bad campaign, should have done something other than just call Trump a nazi the last few weeks, etc.

    that’s what I remember 6 bourbons deep last night anyway.
     
  33. JGator1

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    So pretty much nothing just what he wanted to hear, got it.
     
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  34. Gallant Knight

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    Wow Zach Bryan offered chicken fry $12m for an nda and she said no
     
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  35. Quick

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    But then taking the high road and not airing their shit out… fuck that noise
     
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  36. Gallant Knight

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    The Josh snd pres diss track is humorous
     
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  37. CUgator

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  38. Wendel Clark

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    I’ve been singing trust meeeee for the last day and I only listened to it once
     
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  39. Josey Wales

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    Revenge obsession.

    Portnoy prob has as good of odds as being the GOP nominee for president in 2028 as anyone else. Maybe slightly lower than Donald Trump.
     
  40. Gallant Knight

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    We would be in infinitely better shape as a country if pres just won the presidency
     
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  41. CoastalOrange

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    Why do you say that? Honestly asking as I don't follow much of Barstool at all. Is it just because anyone is better than Trump or are there aspects/beliefs of his that you think would make things better?
     
  42. Gallant Knight

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    He wouldn’t support any of the insane social policies Trump does, there wouldn’t be the threat of tariffs, he wouldn’t pull out of nato.

    he is a single issue voter imo and that’s tax cuts for rich people
     
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  43. Gallant Knight

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    He is not a felon, he’s never rapes anyone

    he’s basically a “Massachusetts republican”
     
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  44. HoosDaMan

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    I don’t think you can say with certainty he doesn’t support Trump’s immigration rhetoric and policy since he has supported Trump for nearly a decade now.
     
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  45. Gallant Knight

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    I definitely can’t say for certain but I would be absolutely stunned. I can’t recall him ever espousing a regressive social issue other than trans sports
     
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  46. RoderickJaynes

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    Jon gruden joining barstool because of course he is
     
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  47. Gallant Knight

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    Jerry identifying his cologne within 5 minutes of meeting him was so good
     
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  48. CUgator

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    Need a Washington win for the content
     
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