BBQ competition team slogans

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg esq., May 13, 2010.

  1. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. Member

    I'm cooking in a bbq competition in a couple of weeks, and our team needs a slogan. I figured there would be no better group of minds to consult than TMB. Preferably, the slogan will have something to do with bbq and will be somewhat perverted. Bring on your double entendres dealing with smoke, butts, ribs, chickens, grills, charcoal, etc. I'd appreciate any suggestions.

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  2. TheDawson

    TheDawson Well-Known Member
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    We smother butts with white sauce
     
  3. BTH

    BTH Safe-spaces, trigger warnings, Smashing patriarchy
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    Fat and sloppy sausages.
     
  4. Stylee

    Stylee Well-Known Member
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    Miami HurricanesMiami MarlinsMiami HeatMiami Dolphins

    We rub butts
     
  5. Taques

    Taques L A B O R W A V E
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    Texas Tech Red Raiders

    taste our loins
     
  6. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    Nebraska CornhuskersSan Francisco Giants

     
  7. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. Member

    I was thinking something along the lines of:

    "Come in our Butts
    <<LOGO>>
    are unbeatable"

    So that it says "Come in our Butts"
     
  8. The Nightman

    The Nightman Well-Known Member
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  9. TYdeFan05

    TYdeFan05 Fratzy Original
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    Alabama Crimson Tide

  10. TheWampa

    TheWampa A Real Hoth Mess

    "Our BBQ is Delicious and Far Superior to All of the Others in this Competition"

    Did I do that right?
     
  11. rivaaah

    rivaaah New Member
    TMB OG

  12. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Ball State #1
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    Michigan WolverinesBall State CardinalsChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago Bears

    Sweet Baby Ray's

    The Sauce is the Boss!
     
  13. TheDawson

    TheDawson Well-Known Member
    TMB OG

    Sauce is for noobs
     
  14. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Fuck playing Samford
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    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesCleveland CavaliersAtlanta FalconsBorussia DortmundArsenalAtlanta United

    A great place to get porked
     
  15. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. Member

    GET PORKED!

    I like that one.
     
  16. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Ball State #1
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    Michigan WolverinesBall State CardinalsChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago Bears

    ^^^has obviously never had sweet baby ray's
     
  17. nofatchildren

    nofatchildren End Childhood Obesity
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    North Carolina TarheelsChicago CubsCleveland CavaliersNew England PatriotsPittsburgh Penguins

    These are more of slogans than actual names, but....

    "Disregard spare ribs, acquire wealth. "


    "Smokin butts and nailin sluts."


    "If you pull our pork, we'll sauce your butts."
     
  18. Beemer

    Beemer Blackshirts.
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    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    smoke N pork N chicks




    (Read as "smokin, porkin chicks)
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles Kings

    we want to fuck your women.
     
  20. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    My Sauce is on your Face
     
  21. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. Member

    That's the kind of stuff I'm looking for. We have a team name that references where we lived in Law School, so all we're looking for is a slogan to go under the name/logo.

    HAR BARBEQUERS
    Pork N Chicks Since 2001.
     
  22. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    "We use to have a black team member". to long :idk:
     
  23. Dynasty

    Dynasty New Member

    What contest are you doing?
     
  24. wes tegg esq.

    wes tegg esq. Member

  25. Beemer

    Beemer Blackshirts.
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    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    fuck ya
     
  26. TheDawson

    TheDawson Well-Known Member
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    This man tryin to tell me I ain't never had Sweet baby ray's!? [​IMG]
     
  27. nofatchildren

    nofatchildren End Childhood Obesity
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    North Carolina TarheelsChicago CubsCleveland CavaliersNew England PatriotsPittsburgh Penguins

    "You don't have to try our sauce, but we'd still like you to eat our meat."
     
  28. Duane Coleman

    Duane Coleman Well-Known Member
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    Short and to the point statement. :golfclap:
     
  29. jf1284

    jf1284 New Member

    Slogan:

    "The meats free, but you got to work for the gravy"
     
  30. FiTreDawG

    FiTreDawG Witticism
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