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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by billdozer, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    You needed fire hours ago when you put that food on the grill
     
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  2. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    FUCK
     
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  3. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Beans recipe?
     
  4. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Soak 2lb beans overnight.

    Smoke red onion and jalapeños
    Char 12oz ribeye or chuck steak, then chop
    Slice thin 5 garlic cloves
    Fry 4 pieces of bacon, then chop

    Use beef stock in place of water and bring to simmer
    Add chopped vegetables (leave as many seeds in as you want)
    Add beans
    Add meat
    Add s&p to taste
    Add 2 tsp cider vinegar
     
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  5. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Oh, and before I get my chops busted, did not char the steak today. Have and all day downpour working so only using one smoker/grill as I am getting soaked enough already.
     
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  6. Arkadin

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    Smh those beans are gonna SUCK
     
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  7. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    No fucking texture difference now, just all disgusting mush.
     
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  8. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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  9. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I feel shame
     
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  10. dump

    dump Night King Poster
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    how can you cook in a monsoon
     
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  11. Arkadin

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    Did we ever get fire
     
  12. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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    Michigan State Spartans

    Sous vide was great for reheating pork butt, but anyone use it to reheat chicken quarters? I'm worried the skin would become inedible.
     
  13. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Just finish it in a hot cast iron.
     
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  14. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Just took a ham, chicken wings, and chicken thighs out the freezer for this weekend it's about to be lit
     
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  15. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member

    Chicken thighs are my favorite, my wife prefers chicken breasts which is just a bad opinion.
     
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  16. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    One of the worst tbh
     
  17. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Does that mean you’re going to use fire
     
  18. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    No. Body heat
     
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  19. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    There's been a pork butt added to this list because I'm out of control
     
  20. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    I also just went to Sam's for toilet paper and spent 200 dollars

    Send help
     
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  21. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    :getmoneyfuckbitches:
     
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  22. Degausser

    Degausser Well-Hung Member
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    Wow that's a lot of TP. Sounds like you're all good tbh.
     
  23. Arkadin

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    I can't get into my house all of the doors and windows are blocked by toilet paper
     
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  24. Degausser

    Degausser Well-Hung Member
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    Better get to poopin
     
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  25. IanC

    IanC I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    $200 for a Costco trip is pretty good for me. If a decent amount of wine is involved there is no hope
     
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  26. Arkadin

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    I didn't even need anything besides toilet paper. There was no plan
     
  27. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    Well hey I'm obviously not as rich as you but I'mma go to broke-ass Sam's after work today and buy toilet paper and various meats to smoke this weekend.
     
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  28. Arkadin

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    I wish I was rich. Rich seems cool
     
  29. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    You should get some ox tail
     
  30. lfriend

    lfriend Well-Known Member
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    Hello yes me too
     
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  31. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Update: my wife was mad that I was “ruining” the Mac & cheese. Fast forward 2 hours and it was the best I had ever made according to her.

    Will be doing this from now on.
     
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  32. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Recipe for chorizo mac n cheese? Anytjing different than just adding the chorizo?
     
  33. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Is this what she meant when she said you "ruined" her life
     
  34. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Just add the cooked chorizo to the cheese sauce before you stir in the pasta. Used about 1/2 pound.
     
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  35. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    Chicks be cra-cra, man.
     
  36. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Also, I can not stress this enough. Make every attempt to get the grease out of the chorizo before adding. I did so and still had more grease in the Mac than I would have liked. It will continue to release grease as it is getting baked.
     
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  37. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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  38. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Sister-in-law bought a 5.91lb bone in standing rib roast for me to cook for dinner tomorrow night. Tips? I've never cooked on before
     
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  39. Arkadin

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    Take it to 115 at like 250, crank to 500ish and cook for like 8ish minutes or so or until it's a little below desired temp
     
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  40. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    That's probably my favorite thing to cook
     
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  41. billdozer

    billdozer Well-Known Member
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    I smoke to 118 F (3-4 hours at 225 F), let it rest for 30+ minutes. When ready to eat, I put it in a 550 F oven for 6-8 minutes, and then serve.
     
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  42. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    What sides should I make this weekend
     
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  43. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Smoked mac n cheese
     
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  44. cal

    cal BOATS
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    smoking 8 tri tips and 5 racks along with brussel sprouts, southwest salad with smoked pork loin, twice baked potatoes and whatever else the wife conjures up
     
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  45. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Hit me with your go to recipe imo
     
  46. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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  47. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Wings, thighs, butt, Mac and cheese prepped. Got coleslaw and the ham left to get ready
     
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  48. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Y'all can come over there's only two of us
     
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  49. THEBLUERAIDER

    THEBLUERAIDER Well-Known Member
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    Ha I do the same shit. I way over cook for just my wife and me.