***BBQ Redux Redux thread - OP with knowledge of the board***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by billdozer, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Anna Maria.
     
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  2. bigred77

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    So when should I take the turkey out of the freezer?
     
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  3. a.tramp

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    today or tomorrow
     
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  4. One Two

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    I like smoking my turkey frozen. Doesn’t stick to the grates
     
  5. bigred77

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    I think frozen is best when deep frying
     
  6. One Two

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    Just make sure the oil is extra hot for a power thaw
     
  7. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    And the camera is turned to landscape
     
  8. lfriend

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    And drop that motherfucker in as fast as possible
     
  9. YNWA

    YNWA :feelsgoodman:
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    And make sure you drop it in the excessively hot oil while IN your garage.
     
  10. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    You meant kitchen right?
     
  11. Baron

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    Live on the edge a little, do it in your half bath.
     
  12. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    But make sure to turn the fart fan on. Don’t want anyone getting sick from the fumes.
     
  13. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    Alright I’m going to stop this shit. Got a nice 4.5 lb chuck, doing some PSB inspired pepperoncini sammies tomorrow for dinner. Looking forward to it, not looking forward to working in mid 30s in the process but can’t get cold blood without some cold.
     
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  14. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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    Very nice.
     
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  15. bigred77

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    User devine is our local in kitchen grill expert
     
  16. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    Shit pic but holy voodoo for the rub. It’s on.
     
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  17. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Sweet humble brag that you received the L.L. Bean catalogue.
     
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  18. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    Those fuckers timed it right, my fingers are still numb, I almost just bought some gloves.
     
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  19. Willpépé

    Willpépé Miles of D.
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    I think that Holy voodoo might be my favorite rub that MC makes. Such good flavor.
     
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  20. Mr Mortisay

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    Absolutely ridiculous how hard it was to find dino beef ribs. Finally found a place 30 mins away in Cabot AR that butchers their own cows. Had to buy the plate ribs frozen so hopefully that doesn’t mean a significant dip in quality.
     
  21. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
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    What do you guys want to see smoked this Saturday
     
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  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    LSU
     
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  23. billdozer

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    Rocky mountain oysters
     
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  24. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
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    Done
     
  25. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    The ones I cooked this past weekend were from frozen. Got them from a guy at the local curb market who raises and butchers his own stuff. As long as it’s vacuum sealed, only you will know they aren’t fresh.
     
  26. Baron

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    deez nuts
     
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  27. bigred77

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    My local HEB has them in stock almost all the time
     
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  28. bigred77

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    Dino ribs
     
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  29. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
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    There we go. Deal
     
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  30. laxjoe

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    Twist: from an actual dinosaur
     
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  31. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Really wish there was HEB in these parts
     
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  32. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
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    No I will not be smoking blind dog this weekend

    lol cause old
     
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  33. Baron

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    [​IMG]
     
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  34. blind dog

    blind dog #1 Ladycock fan
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    he’s just mad I’m like 12 years older yet still look younger than him. Time has not been friendly to devine (or maybe he’s always been ugly idk)
     
  35. Dump

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    devine is a babyface in a baby body unless he has that hideous WV goatee on his face
     
  36. HurtsMcGoo

    HurtsMcGoo I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!
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    Heading to Charleston this weekend. Any other suggestions other than Lewis and Scott’s?
     
  37. Hoss Bonaventure

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    How the hell do you look younger than a teenager?
     
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  38. blind dog

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    i haven’t aged since high school (I should have just said I looked much much much much better than him)
     
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  39. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
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    Thank you
     
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  40. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
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    Who has the best recipe
     
  41. a.tramp

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    What kind of recipe you looking for with something that requires beef, salt, pepper, smoke & time?
     
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  42. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
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    Well the bbq I have app says something about adding beef broth
     
  43. a.tramp

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    Never added broth to coals before, sounds like minimally heavy & bad smoke and at max, an extinguished fire. But you do you babe.
     
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  44. laxjoe

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    Get rid of that bbq app
     
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  45. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    To a water pan? I’m very confused.
     
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  46. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
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  47. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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  48. a.tramp

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    If I can be blunt that is.
     
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  49. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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  50. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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