***BBQ Redux Redux thread - All outdoor cooking except whole hog***

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  1. Prospector

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    Damn man. Hope you and your family have been well and continue to be
     
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  3. Bert Handsome

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  4. Bert Handsome

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    Cliffnote version of homemade mcrib:

    Cook ribs
    Cook pork shoulder
    Remove bones from ribs
    Combine rib and shoulder meat in food processor
    Form patties
    Grill patties


    In order to make that work best I would consider smoking the ribs for like an hour and then finish with steam, sous vide, or boiling to get the fall off the bone texture right
     
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  5. devine

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    Welp I’ve been looking for something to do this weekend
     
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  6. Thoros of Beer

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    Let's get an "at home with devine step by step guide to the mcrib"
     
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  7. bigred77

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    Just keep stirring
     
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    I am srs I will do this
     
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  10. WillySaliba

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    Never had a mcrib, do I need to try one? I also don’t think I ever met a person irl that had one. Certainly no one recommended it.
    I’d also think the sauce would be key.
     
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    I’ve never had a 12” dilodo shove up my pooper either but common sense tells me I don’t need to even though other people have. I hope that helps clear it up.
     
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    Sorry if I just kink shamed someone.
     
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  13. laxjoe

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    no, you don't need to have one
     
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  14. WillySaliba

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    is it wrong that this made me think about your pork tenderloin?
     
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    You said that so much more eloquently than I did.
     
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  18. a.tramp

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    Even devine could move to Hamburg and be legendary apparently.
     
  19. devine

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    I am legendary here
     
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    Folks, this is what is like when someone lives in their own head and then occasionally types his thoughts on a message board.
     
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    better than a.tramp for sure
     
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  22. devine

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    Yes that’s how message boards work thanks
     
  23. devine

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    Not the first time I’ve heard this (the other time was also you)
     
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  24. Open Carry

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    :gross:
     
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    I was watching that video thinking that must be some kind of wild game or other meat I have never seen before
     
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  26. Prospector

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    Um i have a brisket that is tender as shit and it is only reading a temp if 180
     
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  27. bigred77

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    Pull it
     
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  28. Prospector

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    Ty. 9 hr 40 mins
     
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  29. devine

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    How’d it turn out?
     
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  30. Prospector

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    Resting. I'll deliver it in morning

    Looks good. Smells good.
    sorry, no feet
     
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  31. bigred77

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    Unlike
     
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  32. devine

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    Well??
     
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  34. bigred77

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    Hell yes
     
  35. Owsley

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    A man and his chicken
     
  36. WillySaliba

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    That’s a profile picture if I’ve ever seen one.
     
  37. devine

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    I hope you guys are excited because I just finished at HEB and even the pickles and buns will be from scratch for this McRib tomorrow
     
  38. laxjoe

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  39. Prospector

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    Reports are my brisket was the tits. I had some and agree
    Imagine how sexy my feet are
     
  40. devine

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    I guess we’re gonna have to imagine since we didn’t get any pics
     
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  41. laxjoe

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    Good looking feet Prospector
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  42. devine

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    Seasoning for the ribs, the baby backs, then the baby backs seasoned. Cutting the ribs was fun

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  43. devine

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    Bought a pork butt, cut it into cubes per recipe, and tossed with salt/sugar. See you boys tomorrow (early)

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    Oh no, it is past early and no devine . Looks like he is back to his old tricks again.
     
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    :roll:

    Imagine that
     
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  47. NilesIrish

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    Nice looking chuck for my first faux burnt ends. 0B0CEF54-5F7D-455F-B759-78EC6BEE2767.jpeg
     
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  48. devine

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    I’m hungover
     
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  49. bigred77

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    I've honestly never heard of someone seasoning ribs the night before
     
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  50. bigred77

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    So, cookout tomorrow?
     
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