Bearded TMBers and Such

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  1. Truman

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    Considering youre an Auburn Tiger, this is a tiger tail is an easy decision.

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  2. TLAU

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    i thought you looked more mooslim
     
  3. Truman

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    lol. That's not me, just some random pic on the web

    I dont look muslim, that's just bert's made up thing because he thinks its an iceburn or something.
     
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  4. bertwing

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    you're not fooling anyone, moosie
     
  5. TLAU

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  6. Truman

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    It really doesnt bother me at all, but if you want to continue to embarrass yourself and fit the racist Arkansas stereotype of using race/religion as some kind of insult, by all means, go ahead.
     
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  7. bertwing

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    how is it racist and how am I embarrassing myself?
     
  8. Truman

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    You call me an arab/muslim as if its some kind of insult.

    edit - I know it's all in good fun, but it really is ignorant. :twocents:
     
  9. bertwing

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    don't get your turban in a bunch... I have Arab friends so its cool
     
  10. Mitch Cumstein

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    which arky fan is no longer a faggot?
     
  11. Truman

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    Just trying to help my e-friend out. By all means, keep it going.
     
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  12. bertwing

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    I'm just playing buddy, you know I've got nothing but love for ya
     
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  13. Truman

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    best buds
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  14. Degausser

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    Someone recommend a good beard oil. I know there were some recommendations in the old thread, but it appears that thread is dead.
     
  15. cutig

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  16. Gtr

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    beard products have the best reviews
     
  17. Baron

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    How do y'all get a good neck line on your beard? I always seem to manage to fuck it up when I do, although I rarely go full beard, more like 2 or 3 guard scruff.
     
  18. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    I go to a barber, but there are shaping tools online if you diy
     
  19. Hoss Bonaventure

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    This. I always go and let someone do mine.
     
  20. ned's head

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    I'd google the inverted u neckline. I start by getting that done under the chin, and then moving out. The biggest mistake I see is when people angle their neck when setting it, making it go too high when their face is relaxed. Example:

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  21. blotter

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    Pay more attention to the overall shape/angles you want rather that what you're doing with the razor which is a simple enough motion. Learn how to do that using a mirror in a mirror until it's second nature. Take your time until it is
     
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  22. Truman

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    Take two fingers and rest them on top of your adams apple. That's where your neckline should be. Then go straight across your neck, not angled up your jawline ( a mistake most make)

    If you have a shorter neck, just do 1 finger width.
     
  23. Daniel Ocean

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    Hoss Bonaventure and Truman what type of balm, oil and shampoo do you guys use? Growing mine back so trying to see what’s good out there.

    TIA
     
  24. nofatchildren - cissp

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    I went to trim mine last night, and I feel like I took a bit too much off, and now all I want is my glorious beardflow back.

    :tebow:
     
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  25. Truman

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    I just used a little bit of coconut oil as a balm.
     
  26. Daniel Ocean

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    Coconut oil? Like the type used for cooking?
     
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  27. Truman

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    Yeah. It has a lot of uses. Skin care too.

    Just pinch a tiny bit. Rub it in your hands until it liquifies and massage into the beard. Little goes a long way.
     
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  28. TC

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    And after that he should delete system 32 right
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    Too late
     
  30. Nole0515

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    a month ago I shaved mine off after 5 months and immediately regretted it.
     
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  31. ned's head

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    I have not had a full shave since 2012. Fuck all that.
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

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  33. Whammy Business

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    Pour some out.
     
  34. ned's head

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    Interesting interpretation
     
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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I just got some new oil and balm from Brooklyn Beard. It's the Anchor scent which is a more spring/summer scent. I use soap to wash it but I use the same conditioner I use on my hair on it everyday as well. I'll use the oil everyday when I get out of the shower and I'll use the balm to "sculpt" it more if I'm going somewhere where I feel like styling it up.Going to order some more beard soap just haven't got around to it. Probably going to get Professor Fuzzworthy beard gloss shampoo bar soap
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    Poor reading comprehension on my behalf about to take my laps. My bad.
     
  37. PeterGriffin

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    Never used any oil, my red beard is quite shiny enough.
     
  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It helps keep it healthy and makes it softer.
     
  39. PeterGriffin

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    The last time I went to the barber they used a Billy Jealousy leave-in conditioner. That was nice, not overpowering in scent, and didn't shine it up. Might look into it.
     
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  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    May look into it as well. Never used a leave in conditioner on it
     
  41. H/T

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    Ive tried quite a few different balms but Honest Amish is the one I keep going back to. Its great and easy to find.
     
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  42. Norm Peterson

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    Ha! Idiot!
     
  43. Daddy Rabbit

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    :dubioustrump:
     
  44. a.tramp

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    Listen here buddy, I have no clue what point you are trying to make.
     
  45. Daddy Rabbit

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    Fine, but deep down you can only lie to yourself so much.

    Have a great weekend .
     
  46. Taques

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    i use this too but granted I’m not nearly as cunty as i should be about my beard
     
  47. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    Does it have a noticeable scent/fragrance?
     
  48. Old_Gregg

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    I usually alternate between jack black and beardbrand for oil. Trying smooth Viking right now and have used grave before shave before but their scents can be strong. I use Zeus vanilla rum shampoo wash and conditioner currently.
     
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  49. H/T

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    Very very mild. Its there but not overpowering by any means at all. A little woodsy scent.
     
  50. Daniel Ocean

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    RIP my beard
     
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