Bearded TMBers and Such

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  1. Wu

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    I’m prob shaving tomorrow morning

    All my hair grows fast which is annoying
     
  2. ohbluefan

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    Myself and 2 buddies from work are trying the yeard (not shaving or cutting hair until Memorial Day 2019).

    About ready to invest in some beard balm or beard butter to keep this thing under control.
     
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  3. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Are you unemployed or homeless or something?
     
  4. ohbluefan

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    Maybe a little of all 3....
     
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  5. PAHokie

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    Didn’t trim it for 5 months until this week. Feel like a whole different person.
     
  6. Daddy Rabbit

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    You inspired me lank
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  7. Tiffin

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    Did the same for Lockn last year. Kept the soul patch too.
     
  8. TLAU

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    Euron Greyjoy?
     
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  9. Rusty Shackleford

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    I need a new beard trimmer. Currently working with a $20 amazon version that has held up well for a couple of years but I would like to invest in one that is a little better quality.
     
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  10. Rusty Shackleford

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  11. Daddy Rabbit

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  12. TLAU

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    Big fan of Phillips Norelco 7000 I got a couple months ago. Mostly because of how bad I am at evenly trimming different parts at different lengths when I clean it up. Feel like it gets a better even trim with the twist length setter thing than just using a normal trimmer with a guard at whatever setting. Never get the random wtf dig trim where it mysteriously cuts one spot almost bald when doing the jawline/chin area. I also like the self vacuum feature for doing a quick stash or chin trim it sucks damn near all the hair into itself.
     
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  13. Norm Peterson

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    My old beard trimmer died about a month ago. I bought a braun mgk3980. So far, I like it a lot. It's $55 on amazon.
     
  14. Baron

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    Is this the one you have?
     
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  15. TC

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    The one I have cost like 25 bucks at CVS. Don't overthink it
     
  16. TLAU

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    That’s the one
     
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  17. Baron

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    Beard oil and conditioner? Never tried either, but not wanting to drop a bunch of money.
     
  18. Truman

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    Coconut oil
     
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  19. Jack Parkman

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    beard oil helps a lot but damn the ones I’ve seen are expensive

    luckily my BIL had one he didn’t like so I got it for free
     
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  20. Truman

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    What an unhelpful response lol
     
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  21. cutig

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    I get whatever beard oil is at Walmart. Seems to make a difference for me.
     
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  22. ned's head

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    I've tried a bunch. My favorite is

     
  23. Jack Parkman

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    I’ll be here all day!
     
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  24. racer

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    Yup
     
  25. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    I have used this as well.
     
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  26. cutig

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    Woodsman Beard Oil Cedar Scented Leave in Beard Conditioner Keeps Facial Hair Soft and Moisturizes Skin All-Natural Oils Jojoba, Argan and Sweet Almond Essential Oils 1 Ounce

    Thats what i got on amazon before walmart picked some up
     
  27. ned's head

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    I've found the liquids to be a little more greasy and sometimes overpowering in scent. Although in full disclosure, I have a very manly and powerful beard
     
  28. Odin

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    how do i even make my beard look ok
     
  29. racer

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    Need a picture for a reference point

    blindly - don’t shampoo it, balm or oil, wooden comb that is only for your beard.
     
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  30. racer

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    My spirit gay, Johnny Van Ness says your beard line is across your Adam’s apple. Had not heard that before.
     
  31. Baron

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    what? really? is there a pic as an example?
     
  32. Truman

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    Idk who that is but he’s right. All these people that try to carve out a jaw line look awful

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  33. Odin

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    Heres pics. I dont shampoo it.
     

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  34. racer

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    It’s in an episode of queer eye on Netflix somewhere.
     
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  35. Odin

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    Yeah ive always heard the same.
     
  36. Baron

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    Oh god i know, my buddy has one hat's awful. Like really bad.
     
  37. Odin

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    I have a friend who cant grow facial hair above his jawline but refuses to keep the rest shaved off
     
  38. Craig Pettis

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    That’s how I do it :crossedarms: The hair on my throat/underjaw irritates me
     
  39. Baron

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  40. Truman

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    Rest your finger horizontally on top of your adam's apple. That's where the bottom of your beard line should be. If you have a longer neck, you can to two fingers.

    Odin your beard looks fine. Are you going for a tighter look? Line up the cheeks a little bit, and then take clippers and knick off the whisper parts, where you barely cut any whiskers. That will go a long way in cleaning it up and looking more clean cut. But Id ont think your beard looks bad or unkempt or anything :idk:
     
  41. Degausser

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    You'd be better off just shaving the whole thing. That's a bad look.
     
  42. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Imo its a bad look and makes people look like they have double chins.
     
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  43. Odin

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    Yeah id like it to be tighter for sure.

    I comb balm through it each morning, i just dont know how to trim it really.
     
  44. Baron

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    guys, this is my beard
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    jk
     
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  45. Craig Pettis

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    My beard is thicker than all shown above so it’s not like a sharp line across my jaw except when I trim it all the way down 1-2x a year. Fuck y’all ladies tell me my beard is sexy
     
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  46. racer

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    The best thing to do is pick a clipper guard and do you’re entire head and face the same length.
     
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  47. Truman

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    Just take your clippers and trim downwards. not upwards.. Barely touching your beard, knocking off the stray whiskers. That will go a long way. Put a 2 guard on the clippers until you trust yourself.
     
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  48. Degausser

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    How long has it been since you guys have had a completely naked face? I think I'm at around 4 years.
     
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  49. racer

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    9/6/14. Before that like 2009.
     
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  50. Greybeard

    Greybeard Livin' the dream.

    Have had a goatee since 1994, full beard for the last two years. Without regular trimming and beard balm I'd look like Yukon Cornelius.