Bella Thorne is 18

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  1. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    Luke or Owen?
     
  2. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    Nah but really I'm still enjoying this thread. Would watch the porno.
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Silly girl forgot her brassiere!!! Oh I bet she feels like a horses patoot. How embarrassing.
     
  4. 40wwttamgib

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    I just envision her with the hairiest, sweatiest and stankest pussy.






















    Would smash.
     
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  5. TheFreak55

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    Would eat like Whataburger
     
  6. TheoB

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  7. Saul Shabazz

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    chunk to paper ratio is off

    Tell ya what, you get bare assed and I'll twist it
     
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  8. Bruce Wayne

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    A lot to unpack here

     
  9. well then
     
  10. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.

    This happens to leak when she is relentlessly promoting her book and its “reveals” about her sexuality.

    Coincidence I am sure.
     
  11. TheoB

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    Chick is desperate to sell books I guess

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  12. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    546 unread texts you fucking monster
     
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  13. Gin Buckets

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    She has not aged like fine wine. I'm wondering why she's even still a thing. She wouldn't even be in the top 10 hottest girls at any given bar on a Saturday night.
     
  14. Bulworth

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    Well it worked. I didn't even know she had a book coming out.
     
  15. Aussie

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    Going down the same road as Lohan did I'm afraid.
     
  16. Gin Buckets

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    At both of their worsts — I think Lohan is far more attractive.
     
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  17. Aussie

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    I would agree because her peak was much higher.
     
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  18. ~ taylor ~

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    Lohan was an A list actress at 16-18 and making prestige films at 20. Bella Thorne's entire career is worse than Lohan's fall from grace. If it wasn't for Twitter and Instagram and this thread nobody would know who she is.
     
  19. Aussie

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    I'm not comparing their careers. Just the impact that their hard living had on their looks.
     
  20. CoastalOrange

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    Maybe I've become pretty cynical when it comes to celebrities but this is/was my exact thought.
     
  21. TLAU

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    serious question by "her book" does that means she's actually writing it? I've never heard her speak, nor do I ever plan to, but I am almost certain she uses "like" at least 3-4 times in the average sentence. and probably all the other "trendy" early 20s speaking variations and abbreviated words. There's no legitimate way she writes a book on her own. I picture her having an interview of sorts with the actual author and giving him/her cliffs notes and tells a few stories she wants in the book and then that person writes it for her. Is that normal for celebrity books or am I a judgy misogynist and not giving poor bella a chance?
     
  22. Rape Ape

    Rape Ape six foot twenty fucking killing for fun
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    famous people that don't write for a living and write about themselves typically have ghostwriters, yes.
     
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  23. IanBoyd

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    She still cleans up pretty well

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  24. RU-Omega Potato

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    Yeah, in most of her movies she plays the spoiled rich girl in a short skirt.

    Makes me feel a special kinda way.
     
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  25. w2b

    w2b hey twitter world, it’s me, yours truly
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    was on Howard Stern today

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  26. Cardeja12

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    How was it?
     
  27. TrustyPatches

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    Without seeing it I’m gonna assume it was mildly disturbing
     
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  28. w2b

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    let’s just say she’s even more batshit crazy than her pics suggest.
     
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  29. Señor Cockblock

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    I made it about half way through while driving around town, then gave up.

    If you had to talk to her, you probably wouldn’t enjoy it.
     
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  30. Capt Wigs

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    Go on.
     
  31. Bruce Wayne

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    I figured the only way it'd be an interesting listen was if they talked about her sex life and drug habits.
     
  32. BP

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  33. Jean-Ralphio

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    It moved.
     
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  34. pearl

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    She need to start doing some squats to get that booty right
     
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  35. Tiffin

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    To be fair, if I had to talk to Howard Stern, I probably wouldn't enjoy that either.
     
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  36. RU-Omega Potato

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    For flat footed posing that booty is delectable.
     
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  37. Vinegar Strokes

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  38. TrustyPatches

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  39. Vinegar Strokes

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    Only a step away from real thing.