Ben Shapiro- There’s some hoes in this house

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  1. IvanTheTerrible

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    God damn
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

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    thank god for modesty mIrite ?
     
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  3. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    That room is white people Pinterest porn
     
  4. Emma

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    Foreplay at the Shapiro residence

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  5. bro

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    “Like a desert”
     
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  7. Emma

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    Ben Shapiro's wife's Onlyfans account

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  10. Iron Mickey

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    fuck it, failed to post a gif
     
  11. devine

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  12. Truman

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    Uh oh ... someone’s dick smells like mustard!
     
  13. devine

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    You said you wouldn’t tell lol
     
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    That's a classy woman.
     
  15. *DIESEL*

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  16. spagett

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    You can't convince me that record executives didn't make a bet that they could make her famous
     
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    First time ive ever heard the term devils moisture lmao
     
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  18. JonathanCoachman

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    Anyone that hasn’t heard his rant on John Lennon’s Imagine, do yourself a favor and seek it out. It’s hilarious how badly he misinterprets the lyrics.
     
  19. Emma

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  20. TylerDurden

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    is it that the song is anti-God?

    I’ve heard evangelicals espouse that thought process. I try to avoid hearing Ben talk ever
     
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  21. JonathanCoachman

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    It’s anti-God, Communist and Anti-Nationalism.

    That is the unholiest of trinities in Ben Shapiro land.
     
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  22. steamengine

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    I need to see the science behind Cardi’s bacon egg and cheese theory.
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    women embracing their sexuality really triggers you two, huh.
     
  24. spagett

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    The fuck are you talking about

    She was talking about bacon egg and cheese dick
     
  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    She can't wanna sucks some dick with a clean mouth so her WAP has the right PH Balance?!?!?

    Fuck you talkin about?
     
  26. spagett

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    D-word. Please.
     
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  27. Whammy

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    While I do not like Ben Shapiro at all I do not find Cardi B attractive in the slightest.
     
  28. Beeds07

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    Definitely a situation where neither side makes you feel better about yourself.
     
  29. Jake Barnes

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    The Wikipedia entry for this song has one of the more unintentionally humorous passages I’ve encountered on the site.

    "WAP" (an acronym for "Wet-Ass Pussy", bowdlerized as "Wet and gushy") is a song recorded by American rapper Cardi B, featuring vocals from American rapper Megan Thee Stallion. It was released through Atlantic Records on August 7, 2020, as the lead single from Cardi's upcoming second studio album. "WAP" is a raunchy hip-hop song driven by heavy bass and a sample of Frank Ski's 1993 single "Whores in This House". The song sees Cardi and Megan discuss how they want men to please them, using several sexual innuendos.

    Receiving widespread critical acclaim upon release, "WAP" was praised by commentators for its sex-positive message.
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    I like one song by her so team Cardi B. Moreover she is a WOC and he is a racist pos so it’s easy to say fuck him. That said I don’t find her particularly attractive.
     
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    Bacon egg and cheese d word
     
  34. Emma

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    You underestimate my P-word
     
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    big boy is on top of his game today



     
  36. CUAngler

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    I randomly laugh at the absurdity of this song
     
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  38. Whammy

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    LMAO

     
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  39. SC

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    This slaps.
     
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  40. IvanTheTerrible

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  41. Beeds07

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  42. Beeds07

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  43. IV

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    like 4th
     
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