Ben Shapiro- There’s some hoes in this house

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  1. Whammy

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    :gross:
     
  2. IV

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    PH will not save you Ben Shapiro
     
  3. CUAngler

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    Can’t quit laughing at how upset this makes people

     
  4. fucktx

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  5. wes tegg

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  7. beerme

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    lol at Ben Shapiro getting invited to parties… and then everyone else is the loser there
     
  8. 40wwttamgib

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    i wonder if he brings a book when he's watching his wife getting pounded by the neighbor.
     
  9. Redav

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    He wants people to look at him still though. If you just wanted to read the book and people are boring then you stay at home and read the book.
     
  10. zeberdee

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    that's true until you realize what he said never actually happened.
     
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  11. DUCKMOUTH

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    Correct, but it’s a look at me know thing. I’m going to tell a lie about smart and cool I am that Havard people bored me.

    Dudes a joke.
     
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  12. Fran Tarkenton

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    its still wild to me how this guy radicalized posters on this message board

    like extremist to the point they cant maintain friendships
     
  13. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Well, he radicalized at least one person into committing mass murder.
     
  14. Bo Pelinis

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    Ben's a fucking nerd loser who makes dumb people feel smarter by validating their feelings with word salad
     
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  16. electronic

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    Yet another photoshop. Stop being a boomer.
     
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  17. 20/20/20/20

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  18. Daniel Ocean

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    you’re why we can’t have nice things and be happy
     
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  19. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Boo!
     
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  20. fucktx

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  22. bro

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    Eh. Missed opportunity to say something much better
     
  23. Lip

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    Okay - what would your nerdy ass have said?
     
  24. TrustyPatches

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  25. Clown Baby

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    You sound like a bozo, bro
     
  26. bro

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    lol okay fella
     
  27. bro

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    Takes one to know one, sir
     
  28. Lip

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    I’m sure you would have knocked it out of the park. You wouldn’t have come off forced and weird at all (like you do every single day on here).
     
  29. bro

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    You okay?
     
  30. Lip

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    Nailed it, bro.
     
  31. *DIESEL*

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    I'm genuinely having trouble thinking of anything better to say to Ben Shapiro than calling him a bozo and reminding him, straight to his face, that he cant get his wife wet. That's kind of the jackpot right there.
     
    #131 *DIESEL*, Apr 13, 2022
    Last edited: Apr 13, 2022
  32. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Guys go easy on bro. He's autistic.
     
  33. bro

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    No need to lash out from embarrassing yourself in thread after thread fuzzy
     
  34. Beeds07

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    The gift that keeps on giving, unless you’re fucking Ben.
     
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  35. Daniel Ocean

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  36. Name P. Redacted

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    It’s real in our hearts
     
  37. bertwing

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  38. TrustyPatches

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    Bro is super neat

     
  39. Josey Wales

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    Comments are great.
     
  40. JonathanCoachman

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    So I guess the rap/hip hop genre of music’s official date of death is January 26th 2024.
     
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  41. —

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    O my god its actually worse than I was imagining. His voice sounds like AI.


    or as this guy said...
     
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  42. Name P. Redacted

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    His voice is 100x more tolerable in this rap song than normal.
     
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  43. Deep dirt

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    Great now I have to pour a gallon of bleach in ears. Thanks so much TrustyPatches
     
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  44. TrustyPatches

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    I just share the facts bro. All yamaka no cap
     
  45. JonathanCoachman

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    This is probably good PR on Shapiño’s part. Do something that will be universally mocked so people forget about his involvement with that pathetic Elon/Auschwitz stunt.
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    what?
     
  47. Bruce Bowen

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    :golfclap::laugh:
     
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