Realignment: The ACC enters the Suck Zone

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  1. blind dog

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  2. Taques

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    i have something very carefully written and meaningful for you right here pal
     
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  3. DUCKMOUTH

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    you just jealous y’all aren’t the Florida Flounders so you can go by double F
     
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  4. Gallant Knight

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    A family friend has been to every Arkansas game home and away for 40+ years other than 2 games he missed because he was in prison in Mexico

    he has seen a lot of terrible football
     
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  5. Pokes

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    Ted’s is complete garbage food for garbage people
     
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  6. Fran Tarkenton

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    I know Georgia is at a lowly #47 but seems like, or its reported, we have done well giving access to ppl in rural counties.

    Everyone in-state getting free tuition made that task tough as state's population grew.
     
  7. blind dog

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    my favorite was recently out of college without much money spending a fuckton to watch us get destroyed @ southern cal
     
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  8. Boo MFer!

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  9. Boo MFer!

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    Why was he in prison?
     
  10. BellottiBold

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    that's standard in the logo/trademark context
     
  11. VaxRule

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    Seemed preferable to watching Arkansas play football.
     
  12. Taques

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    it is a charcoal sketch of my penis
     
  13. Gallant Knight

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    Getting drunk and being belligerent
     
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  14. OZ2

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    im mid 30’s and can remember crying my eyes out at ‘he hooked it left, Florida State wins.’

    was also the first year I went to a game. Of course, when you are like 6-7 years old and your team goes 60-3 the next 5 years it’s easy for football season to stick out in your mind.

    Now I just pray for football amnesia in regards to anything dealing with the Nebraska football team.
     
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  15. drewru

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    I’d like to see the no doubt very scientific methodology used to determine that
     
  16. DUCKMOUTH

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    Good luck #Kansas Jayhawks #Kansas State Wildcats

    y’all going to the WAC

    “K State or KU, I cant remember which has already reached out to the WAC and Iowa State has started talking with the Big 10 from what I heard earlier today on the radio.”

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  17. GoodForAnother

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  18. WC

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    EMAW you are welcome to come to the ACC
     
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  19. Corch

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    What little remaining respect I had for Oklahoma is gone.
     
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  20. DUCKMOUTH

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    should probably post that in “ridiculous post from home board thread” but shared here
     
  21. pearl

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    add Memphis for the market
     
  22. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Have you ever lived in Birmingham?
     
  23. DUCKMOUTH

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    No. Does not get me hard and Memphis is no fun. My post is the way
     
  24. Boo MFer!

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    Conference commissioners should make all decisions this way.
     
  25. DUCKMOUTH

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    Its why people like me and you are not in charge.
     
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  26. drewru

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    I’ve never been to the state of Alabama. Concerned my joisey accent would not be welcome.

    I’m sure Birmingham is lovely, but for it to make it into the top ten of metros, it would need to be in a much shittier country. Perhaps Azerbaijan? I hear it has strong economic ties to Oklahoma
     
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  27. TC

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    Enough about his report card!
     
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  28. poor paul

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    A 13 year old poor paul spent almost the entire second half of this game calling my dad from a pay phone at a Christian weekend camp.



    there were tears.

    College football is so weird and great when it isn’t just Bama and Clemson and OSU being funneled down our throat in an ESPN set up playoff.
     
  29. DUCKMOUTH

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    I like Birmingham, but have to agree here. Just off the top of head 10 markets that are probably bigger

    New York
    LA
    Chicago
    Dallas
    Houston
    Miami
    DC
    Atlanta
    Detroit
    San Fran


    Also probably missing at least 10 more, Philly, Pitt, etc
     
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  30. TC

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    Baku is legit :twocents:
     
  31. DUCKMOUTH

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    And decided to google. Bham is 44


    https://mediatracks.com/resources/nielsen-dma-rankings-2020/
     
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  32. drewru

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    I think the OP was “best metros”
    Having been to philly many times I’ll give Birmingham the edge site unseen
     
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  33. Fran Tarkenton

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    this clown man lmao

     
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  34. herb.burdette

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    Why did he get imprisoned for two games in Mexico?
     
  35. DUCKMOUTH

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    Well if we went Jackson MS although to the Gulf Coast then Southern Miss is primed for TV markets. Puts us in the top 75

    We ready
     
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  36. Boo MFer!

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    Hey, buddy, the Magna Cum Laude distinction on my diploma says otherwise!
     
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  37. Blu Tang Clan

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    I think they definitely had more flexibility if they weren’t great back then, too. Auburn was on probation a lot. LSU was complete garbage in the 90s. Arkansas and Ole Miss mostly stunk. Miss. State was decent under Sherrill but they’re still Miss. State. Georgia was basically a 6-5 team. South Carolina, Kentucky and Vandy were irrelevant. Tennessee was really good but was usually firewalled by Spurrier.

    So even when Bama wasn’t great they still were better than most of that group of turds. You can’t slip in the SEC now — if you do, it’s really hard to get back. Tennessee is still trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.
     
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  38. GoodForAnother

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  39. wes tegg

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    I think every SECW team was on some level of probation in the 1990s.
     
  40. Boo MFer!

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    Nothing screams the Atlantic Coast like Manhattan, Kansas.
     
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  41. VASooner

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    FIFY.
     
  42. HowdyHorns

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    If you had used Georgia, LSU or basically any other SEC school you would have given a plausible argument. You chose poorly.
     
  43. Pokes

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    You were a much better poster back when you didn’t post
     
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  44. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Hmm, where did Patrick go to college? Let me see, looks like he went—OH MY GOD HE WENT TO MARYLAND, HE’S GOING TO BLOCK TEXAS ISN’T HE??
     
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  45. poor paul

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    And nothing says the South East like Norman, OK. But here we are.
     
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  46. MtOread

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  47. drewru

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    Perhaps he’ll offer to sacrifice himself again for the economic betterment of those institutions. I can only hope.
     
  48. TeeDee

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    My dad's from Jersey. He moved here at 23 after living in Cali for 4~ years post gambling debt to a certain outfit his father was involved in forcing him to relocate. Anyways, the point here is he's thrived and everybody fucking loves the guy, especially the southern women. You'd fit in famously, I'm sure.
     
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  49. Blu Tang Clan

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    Yep, between that and Texas/Oklahoma being shitty/on probation the 1990s was a great time for Michigan in Louisiana/Texas recruiting. We would regularly snatch up four-star type guys from that region until Mack, Saban and Stoops arrived. Now it’s nearly impossible for B1G teams sans OSU to snatch top-tier talent from down there.
     
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  50. VASooner

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    No argument from me.

    For the record, I don't like the idea of separating the schools and I hope you guys land in a better spot than whatever the Big 12 is. Then proceed to lose every game ever.
     
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