Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

so you’re saying we should strengthen Russia’s economy and enrich the oligarchs/Putin more on the hope that the economic benefits trickle down to the poor?

how would you propose that we respond to Russia’s meddling in our election and hacking our government?

 

Exactly. That money ain’t going to the people anyways

 

And like i said if there’s a group that’s used to being shit on and constant poverty it’s the Russians

 

This bitch needs to get bodied on the senate floor. I hope fetterman wins with the outside shot one of these pencil neck fascists fucks around and finds out.

 

I know voter restrictions is a bad thing, but this guy probably votes in I’m guessing his vote means more than ours

 

Pretty sure I didn’t say that. More like target luxury items, electronics, go after the oligarchs money directly (seizing their assets/real estate stateside), even PNG’ing them from the West, versus a making it harder for people who already can’t afford to buy things and who have no real political way to improve things cuz their leadership keeps turning up surprisingly dead.

 

The crying over Russia messing with our elections is so cute given our history with them.

 

Internet dislikes as a metric for politician popularity? That guy has to eat paste.

 

FFS

 

Thank you senator

 

$10 says Cruz doesn’t know how to use a chainsaw

 

he definitely doesn’t

 

Normal stuff

 

whitehouse.gov(/) That's a forward slash 0/10 do not trust.

 

now that's a guy who has never handled a gun in his life

 

Come on everyone knows the first rule of guns is to always keep your finger on the trigger and always assume it’s not loaded.

Bet there’s some puckered asses in that studio over that shit.

 

That doughy bitch has softer hands than a newborn baby.

 

I really hope it's loaded

 

And/or he tazes himself in the nuts

 

Now would be a good time for one of those accidental gun discharges.

 

If he tazes himself anywhere then he'll start shooting because muscle contraction

wacky hilarity ensues

 

$10 says he wrote the first draft and someone had to edit “tobacco tube” to cigar.

 

Desk pop

 

*yakkity sax*

 

That literally looks like one of the cartoons from that artist that is in joe- avatar....I can't remember his name.

 

Why the voting age should be raised to 50 by the angry baseball man

 

Because we're not (mostly) selfish pieces of shit

 

Fucking education system

e: higher education ie college correlates with liberalism. I wonder if debt is actually causing people to be more empathic to the plight of others.

 

I'm absolutely shocked that younger generations aren't swayed by the absolute garbage leadership of the woatest generation.

 

Ya know it is curious why we aren't getting more conservative what with all that wage growth and the affordability of education and homes and healthcare and also seeing all the benefits of hating people who don't look or think like us good point

 

“Tough as Texas” but not from Texas and not if it’s going to freeze.

 

"Why don't they appreciate all that we've done for them?"

They ask as multiple generations suffer because boomers rigged the entire system for their benefit

 

shut up and be grateful American Exceptionalism is harder to sell to a generation that was born and grew up post 911.

 

Especially when you sell American Exceptionalism but consistently say doing exceptional things is impossible.

 

Damn Bo Pelinis has some good insight this morning.

 

Maybe shit like this is why younger generations are not following the chud party idk

 

Lol what in the fuck

 

think about the absolute catastrophic nature of the GOP since 2000. 2 failsons elected to the White House who just drove the whole country straight into a ditch

 

And those two having won in stolen elections. The refusal to nuke the filibuster to protect voting rights is so fucking idiotic.

 

If anyone missed it, here's Jennifer Cohn's thread about the last 20 years
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1379533252730396672.html

 

Ah looks like a good read over a stiff drink followed by some existential contemplation.