Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

here comes illini with the awful take. let's get this thursday train rolling

 

Yeah that makes no sense, they've caved so many times before. It's nice to see them actually wield some influence now that they have enough members.

 

here's an idea: lick my balls

 

if and when this ever passes, what will suck the most is watching Manchin and Sinema celebrate at the top of the steps with the GOP behind them as if passing this shit version of this bill was some accomplishment.

 

Y’all know their is so much fucking pork in this bill that like 40 R’s are going to vote for it easily

 

still mad about that Kasie Hunt tweet 45 minutes later

 

Not a chance

 

She's Chud garbage, ignore that piece of shit

 

Smh at Tlalib embarassing Joe on his international flight

 

I hope to be proven wrong

 

god forbid a group of people stand up for the idea of delivering the most good things to americans

 

It's not the moderates we should be blaming for killing the deal, it's the progressives fault for not caving!

 

Arbitrary deadlines and dollar thresholds >>>>>> helping Americans w quality of life

 

1. let's stop calling them moderates, they're the extremists here.
2. is there even one piece m/s have budged on? the "negotiation" is manchin and sinema saying "no" like that annoying tik tok sound until the bill is cut in half

 

Wonder what it feels like to have your only existence be to do as little as possible for the fewest number of people.

 

Welp, that was quick.

 

Hopefully Kyrsten hasn’t fucked off to wine tasting and fun run or some other goofy shit.

 

When this thing is done all that’s left will be a box of Huggies and a case of Top Ramen.

Who says we don’t care about kids?

 

Jayapal is on msnbc and she's still insisting that the votes on the two bills move forward together.

 

You can see where this is headed

 

Hmmm, 1863 you say? I feel like there’s something significant about that time period.

 

I bet Mitt makes terrible biscuits

 

imagine how pissed the French would have been if their government had been shitposting in addition to terrible governance

Spoiler

i know basically nothing about the french revolution, waiting on someone to "well, actually" me about how they were actually shit-posting via scrolls and pigeons or some shit

 

They're going to get played

 

leaving the American people in limbo on a politician’s pinky swear.

 

Imagine doing all this tough y’all and letting a politician with Biden’s history trick you into a fucking pinky promise. It’s pathetic

 

That's basically what the "let them eat cake" quote is. But iirc that's been pretty much debunked

 

This can’t be real can it? Seems like fake news you would find on much sketchier news outlets meant to influence turnout in VA next Tuesday

 

If Pelosi puts up the bipartisan bill for a vote, House Republicans should provide enough votes to make it pass and neuter progressives.

 

Trump tho

 

in some ways this shit is worse

 

Presumably, Biden easily has a majority of the majority party

 

Darren Woods is an asshole but at least he’s honest

 

im anti twix as well

until they bring back the peanut butter twix

 

Wait, what???

 

I REALLY LIKE HER

 

She is one of the only people that gives me hope

 

I do not ever want to be questioned by Katie Porter or AOC.