Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Go JB go
     
  2. Blu Tang Clan

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    Mr. Bean seems to have a weird fascination with Hunter Biden.
     
  3. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    That’s sort of the thing I’ve been thinking about DeSantis. He’s no doubt on board with and figureheading the psychotic shit but he’s just the final signature. A Governor being credited with the legislature’s work is dumb. An executive can be ineffective in bully pulpit-ing the legislature (see: Diamond Man), but anyone voting for “this guy gets things done” on the national level will be sorely disappointed when the country continues the same status quo song and dance in perpetuity.
     
  4. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It’s amazing that people are getting g the exact Biden he ran as and NOW they’re mad. Biden campaigned as a person who could get Mitch in a room and work shit out, so why are they mad and amazed that this guy isn’t able to govern?
     
  5. Truman

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    LMAO. nailed it

     
  6. VaxRule

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    Remember when we had a president whose adult child actually worked in the White House and we were told criticizing that adult child in any way was out of bounds?

    I remember.
     
  7. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Counterpoint…

    Herschel Walker
     
  8. bro

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  9. Bruce Wayne

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    :jizz:
     
  10. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Well now I’m definitely sticking it out
     
  11. bro

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  12. bro

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    we all know they won’t just do the easy thing
     
  13. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    There has to be so many republicans that would help that are slugs for salting
     
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  14. *DIESEL*

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    He's running
     
  15. beerme

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    Yeah no doubt. If you're a democrat you get off your ass and start solving problems if you want to run. If you're a republican you start creating problems for the most vulnerable, so we're heading for a newsom/desantis bout
     
  16. JonathanCoachman

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    Posthumous Medal of Freedom to fucking Steve Jobs? Get your shit together Sleepy Joe.
     
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  17. Aaron Hernandez

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    Senator Mack would have been the obvious choice there.
     
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  18. Name P. Redacted

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    I mean, did Jobs not significantly contribute to American culture?
     
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  19. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    It appears the outrage that Rush Limbaugh was given this honor was entirely unjust under these guidelines.
     
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  20. Name P. Redacted

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    Agree. Doesn’t say it has to be a positive contribution.
     
  21. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    newsom vs desantis becomes a "california was shut down while florida was kept open" headline

    I dont agree with that, but that's exactly what the media will do
     
  22. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Lil Marco Tweeted something along those lines yesterday or today
     
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  23. CUAngler

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    Good browser

     
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  24. IV

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    theoretically in this scenario Desantis gets crushed, people were in favor of not killing each other during covid on the majority
     
  25. afb

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    maybe it's bc I live in the state where everyone moved to bc it was "open" that im jaded on how that would go
     
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  26. IV

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    I don’t know how everyone feels post covid, and Americans are fucking stupid (by design), so Desantis probably wins
     
  27. beerme

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    How about a California ran a 20 billion dollar surplus during the pandemic, responsible for the budget hawks
     
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  28. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    They really don't care about that and can now be openly racist instead
     
  29. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    The New York Times will write at least 500 pieces on how French Laundry’s wine list plays in Iowa diners.
     
  30. Lyrtch

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    gavin's a tough sell as a national politician

    even if his love of french laundry is righteous
     
  31. cutig

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    Nah. Fat boys 2024
     
  32. Bo Pelinis

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    Newsom is not a national politician lol
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    There is nothing more American than Newsom not being a national politician but Dessntis being one.
     
  34. BudKilmer

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    The literal last hope our country has is bullying a bunch of octogenarians
     
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  35. Prospector

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    Knowledge Fight is saying the GA Guide stone blown up was the one written in Hebrew and Arabic
     
  36. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    My granddad always told me, "Joey, taking away rights is baaad."
     
  37. Name P. Redacted

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    Working as intended
     
  38. fattus

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    What did they expect? The first round you got the money on a pinky swear.
     
  39. JGator1

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    Fun to remember pro sports franchises like the Lakers getting a loan. They gave it back but gtfo.
     
  40. Prospector

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    Jason Kander's eps on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast is really good
     
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  41. Andy Reocho

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    Jason Kander is awesome.
     
  42. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Why? He's handsome and that has to count for something.
     
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  43. HowdyHorns

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    Based on psychology it does. As does six feet tall or taller and a full head of hair. We are a weak minded species.
     
  44. bwi2

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    he looks like Mitt Romney? Also he was married to Kim Guilfoyle for four years, so massive concerns about his judgment.
     
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  45. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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