Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. drewru

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    I got through the first two paragraphs before I stopped reading. Comedians make up all kinds of bullshit to create material. Their job is to entertain, not provide historically accurate biographical information.

    For anyone to suggest his doing so helps white supremacists is looking for an excuse to be a white supremacist. It’s not like the stories he fabricates for material aren’t generally accurate/believable. If they weren’t they would not be funny.
     
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  2. drewru

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    When was the last time you openly laughed at the victim of a racist act while they told their story of unfair treatment? The dude isn’t trying to play victim, he’s up there trying to entertain an audience with culturally relevant phenomenon that he admittedly injects himself into.

    He’s not Jussie Smollett. Though I doubt right wing media outlets will make the distinction.
     
  3. Henry Blake

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    Yep. It seems like the root driving force for a lot of people is to grind those 'below' them into dust.
     
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  4. RSK

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    all I know about her is those chat transcripts of 538 treating the presidential election forecasts like preseason cfb rankings and agree with the other dude she sucked
     
  5. RSK

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    i think it was in goodwill hunting when matt damons character tells the airplane joke in first person and robin williams calls him out on never being on a plane and hes like yea but its funnier in first person.
     
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  6. Josey Wales

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    Weird. I just saw a poll saying Vivek ramaswamy’s pet rock is +4 vs Biden in a head to head. You’d think these commie libtards would be losing left and right!
     
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  7. dblplay1212

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    Ehh we sure about that? One made up lies for the police so would be portrayed as a victim, one made up lies for an audience so he'd be portrayed as a victim. They are at least in the same ballpark. There's so many fucked up stories that can be talked about. "Hey did yall hear about...?" that doesn't require someone creating lies to make themselves the victim.

    I promise it's OK to admit that one of the guys we like was in the wrong.
     
  8. VaxRule

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    *One made up stories to get laughs - literally the job description.
     
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  9. dblplay1212

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    If this was some right winger comedian that made up stories about "reverse racism" to paint himself as the victim, I highly doubt this would be anyone here's take.

    Really not going back and forth about this. We just won't agree.
     
  10. NCHusker

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    A right wing comedian is a person who is double full of shit. I don't think I'd give a fuck what they have to say about anything
     
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  11. VaxRule

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    “Guys, it’s okay to admit that it was wrong for that magician to lie about actually making things disappear.”

    -dbl, probably
     
  12. AbeFroman

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    Jim Breuer really grinds my gears. Actually, I take that back, he has no real effect on my life and I'm not out here trying to make mountains out of molehills to stir shit up on tmb so I really dgaf.
     
  13. Prospector

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    Ok, so I don't think Swift is actually hot, but this is smokin'
     
  14. IV

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  16. IV

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    “And here’s why this is bad for democrats”
     
  17. herb.burdette

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    Three seats in 24 ties the PA Senate and four seats flips it blue.
     
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  18. chuckmasterflex

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    Why wont Joe Biden negotiate?
     
  19. BudKilmer

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    Kevin McCarthy us a fuck boy of the Highest order
     
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    Receiving my guidance on how to prep for the government shutdown tomorrow.

    I will be watching a crazy amount of football over the next couple of weeks it looks like
     
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  21. bertwing

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    Is that Jalen Rose fucking avatar
     
  22. drewru

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    I’m with you on calling out public figures for doing questionable shit regardless of how much I agree with them or appreciate their voice. But this not one of those cases.
     
  23. —

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    Comedians’ stories are not true. Unless you think people become comedians because of all the ridiculous situations they find themselves in they decide to make a career of it!
     
  24. BWC

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    :banderas:
     
  25. pearl

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  26. gilstein21

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    Really bummed out to find that the Mitch Hedberg doughnut receipt story wasn’t real.
     
  27. CaneKnight

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    It’s well established she’s a liberal due to a video that came out I think from her pushing back on her dads dogshit conservative beliefs. She’s a good egg
     
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  28. Gaknight

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    She also came out against Tennessee politicians like Blackburn and their shit head governor. Let her run in 2028.
     
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  29. Beeds07

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    I enjoy dblplay1212 rushing up a hill to defend stuff no one cares about because it gets me through the threads quicker.
     
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  30. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Awesome. Now she needs to mobilize them to turn out on election day.
     
  31. NCHusker

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    Nobody tell dbl that Dave Chapelle didn't actually see a baby selling crack
     
  32. slogan119

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    Again, I should add, because I think she does push voting the days and weeks leading up to it
     
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  33. Beeds07

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    That’s why I don’t buy this polling stuff. Like always, black women and now young voters will save our sorry asses and get nothing in return. We better pray that they never get fed up.
     
  34. NCHusker

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    I think the video you're thinking of is her dad trying to discourage her from publicly supporting Democrats for business and safety reasons. I don't think he expresses any conservative beliefs.
     
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  35. Name P. Redacted

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    I’m pretty sure the dad says something about being Republican.
     
  36. NCHusker

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    Here's the clip I'm thinking of. It's some reposted youtube thing so possibly there's parts cut out. It's only the first 2.5 min of the video.

    Taylor comes off looking pretty fucking cool for those who haven't seen it.

     
  37. Name P. Redacted

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    Keep in mind this was after months and months of the alt right claiming she was for their cause and forever being silent on politics before. Good she broke her silence but she isn’t being avant garde at all.

    anyways yay tay slay
     
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  38. Redav

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    My wife watched the doc that was in. I saw some of it. Swift basically says she was told or learned her whole life to just be pleasant and keep your opinions to herself. She seemingly learned that was bullshit at like 28 years old (like a lot of the board if not older and we're not insulated by massive wealth and fame) so I kind of relate to her on that point and think she does a decent job with her politics.
     
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  39. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    And an important *bonk* for Democrats in the tmb
     
  40. afb

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  41. BudKilmer

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    we Stan our big hoodied king
     
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  42. bro

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    Fetterman getting healthy and more vocal is a good thing for democrats / america
     
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  43. steamengine

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    Similar to Fetterman I will do anything to wear a hoodie even when completely inappropriate.
     
  44. BudKilmer

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    Fetterman wearing a mechanic shirt and calling Matt Gaetz a jag off is incredible content I couldn’t have fathomed 8 years ago
     
  45. WC

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    That’s not even John fetterman tho
     
  46. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    1. That district is where I grew up. Actually pretty shocking result given how incredibly racist and backwards that area was when I was a kid. Maybe shit is finally changing.

    2. Good to see Coach take an interest in PA politics.
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  47. beerme

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    maybe coach just needs a Bonk
     
  48. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Minus the whole taking a private jet everywhere and very disproportionately contributing to climate change.
     
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  49. CaneKnight

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    If she’s registering all those people to vote I’ll take what I can get. Prefer her doing that than ending up with fascists in full power
     
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