Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Shrewsbury? Who ever heard of a Shrewsbury?
     
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  2. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    “The Shrewsberries taste like Shrewsberries!”
     
  3. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    On the other hand, he appears to be quite a big boy.
     
  4. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    6’8” 450 pounds and an English bulldog
     
  5. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    We finally found Lyrtch
     
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  6. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  7. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Saw pages of activity and figured dbl said something wild again. #progress
     
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  8. THEBLUERAIDER

    THEBLUERAIDER Well-Known Member
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    And he’s got great taste in music.
     
  9. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    538 desperate to cast the Tuesday election night as not indicative:

    But the population of Americans who cast ballots in today's races will not be the same population that turns out next year. There is strong reason to suspect it will be more Republican-leaning than voters today. Because higher levels of education are correlated with political engagement (i.e., turnout) and, increasingly, the likelihood of voting for Democrats, off-year voters have become more reliably Democratic in recent years. But in presidential years, when more voters turn out, outcomes revert to the mean. "Low-engagement" voters, who are on average less educated and more Republican, show up. Per ABC News's exit polls, 46 percent of people who voted in Ohio today said they voted for Biden in 2020, versus 43 percent for Trump. That's an 11 point swing from 2020 just because of the types of people who cast ballots. As another example, Democrats did not perform nearly as well in Rhode Island's congressional special election today, with moderate turnout, as they have been in recent special elections, where turnout has been lower.

    fucking nonsense. Old conservative fucks who don’t work are consistent voters in off year/non-presidential elections. The simpler explanation is: abortion. An uptick in liberal election turnout in places where abortion is a key issue is obvious and apparent. It’s that simple. And as strong of a unifying single-issue voter influence destroying Roe has been for conservatives for decades, the whiplash is going to be as strong in the other direction now for those that seek to fight for women’s bodily autonomy. They fucked themselves electorally by catching the car they’ve been chasing all these years.
     
  10. RSK

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  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    lol
     
  12. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’m behind so this might have been asked and answered if so point me to the answer. Up 2016 I had never voted Democrat. It was always 3rd party Green or Independent. Before that to the major choices were akin to choosing Coke or Pepsi slightly different choices of the same product. In 2016 I felt that was no longer the case. The difference has only grown wider since then.

    So my simple question is what do you do? Not vote and maybe help the gop win or say fuck it and vote GOP? It really seems like there is no logical alternative to voting democrat.
     
  13. Tommy Jefferson

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    Yes, you dumb republicans, continue to double down on abortion, then go after the most popular pop culture icon in the world. Nothing will go wrong, you have my word. Your chud base will retweet you, that’s what you really want.
     
  14. Josey Wales

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    Swifties hopefully help overcome younger voter trends in polls.

    PSA bedwetters said Dems confirm the recent polls re young voters. “Oh no young disaffected voters are hard to get through to. Also, they definitely participated in these polls.”

    the answer is don’t be an idiot and do nothing about warning signs. But, also, don’t piss your pants.
     
  15. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    All troubling aspects of our current political realignment aside, it is incredibly funny there is now a direct line between being uneducated and being a Republican.
     
  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Man Bidens just cooked I tell ya. :badger:
     
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  17. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    get the kpop fans to the ballot box next. dems will never lose another national election again
     
  18. CUAngler

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    Get in his ass joe

     
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  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Joe is Greg Maddux with quips. It’s never overpowering stuff, but it doesn’t miss the zone.
     
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  20. Gaknight

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    Can’t believe our base that has compassion unlike the other party doesn’t support genocide?
     
  21. Hank Scorpio

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    Bah gawd! That's steamengine 's music!!!
     
  22. VaxRule

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    In 20 years we’ve gone from Swift Boat Veterans for Truth to Swifties for Fucking up Republicans.

    Not everything has gotten worse.
     
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  23. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Maybeeeee top ten but go Taylor regardless
     
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  24. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Like half the girls at my daughter's school are Swifties. Insanely stupid fight to pick but very on brand for this iteration of Republican
     
  25. fattus

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    Motherfucker
     
  26. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    You mean a new generation of voters who have grown up caring, super inclusive and looking for rights for themselves and others in ways people haven’t been since the 60s is opposed to genocide? Don’t these people pay astronomical amounts to consultants? What did they think the reaction would be to young voters?
     
  27. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Shocked SHOCKED! I'm sure all the posters saying this war would end if "Hamas would release the hostages" will absolutely acknowledge this.
     
  29. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Upstanding Citizen
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    How many can vote?
     
  30. fattus

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  31. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    A ton of soccer moms I know are Swifties. Go after them, please.
     
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  32. steamengine

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    A lot of the swifty moms I know from high school college are pretty conservative and ignore Taylor joining antifa.
     
  33. CUAngler

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  34. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  35. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    jeez, just let them fight. Give the people what they want.
     
  36. oknole

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    I would love nothing more than to see that on the undercard of the next Paul brother fight with Sanders as guest referee.
     
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  37. CaneKnight

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    Dude knew nothing was gonna happen. He was just trying to look big, he sat down FAST once bernie told him too. He didn't want that smoke
     
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  38. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Markwayne “Draymont” Mullen
     
  39. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Yall,
     
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  40. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Looks like someone has scrubbed the part on MarkWayne’s wiki about him inheriting his company so this is definitely not a sensitive issue for him.
     
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  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Confirmation of what was already painfully obvious.

    It's greedflation. Libertarian dickheads twisting themselves into knots to say "it's complex" need to go fuck themselves.

    Stop raising interest rates. Regulate.
     
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  42. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj pro anti anti
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    who was the dufus who kept saying grocery/retail stores were barely breaking even and that was why they were raising prices
     
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  43. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Razor thin margins!
     
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  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "Three of the five largest companies in the shipping industry saw profits rise by 29,965%"
     
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  45. Homo Erectus

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    Can you say collusion?
     
  46. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    In theory biden can’t do much. In 2023, he’s gotta publicly take a bayonet to these CEO’s
     
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  47. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Feel like it was stagger Lee
     
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  48. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Nashville Knight
     
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  49. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    yep. pretty sure I started the convo about them and he threw that shit out there. just another gem from him
     
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