Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    There’s a program called FFEL. Privately held but federally backed
     
  2. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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  3. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    love that they couldn't get a take of him not smiling so they used that one
     
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  4. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    They have huge hands

    “We’re lawyers!”
     
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  5. Truman

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    He is the best
     
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  6. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  7. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    huge fan of Spurs legend Richarlison
     
  8. LookslikeUofI

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    Up until 2008 the primary federal loan program was FFLEP loans
    Those 4 million borrowers did not refinance with a private lender they got their loan from an entity that issued or bought the loan from another loan originator. Those loans carried with it a federal guarantee against default. These aren't borrowers who decided to refinance with like sofi they took out a loan through the federal application for student aid like loans are today. Back when that program was around if you went to a school that use the ffelp program then those were the loans you'd get. It sucks for them
     
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  9. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I have none of those variables so I’ll settle for 175
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Imagine getting mad at this.

     
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  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  13. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Me and the fellas after the team converts a long third down.

     
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  14. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    I think it's time for us to finally annex Greenland.
     
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  15. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    well, I guess that's that! Redraw the maps folks
     
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  16. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Putin’s eyes scream “I’m killing all of you if I get covid from this”
     
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  17. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    so do I need to throw away my kid's globe now?
     
  18. BellottiBold

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    lolollol thanks Steve v insightful
    Also written by a Hillsdale "Alum" btw
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    literally couldn’t pay me to live in either of those states.
     
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  20. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  21. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    This reminds me of a thread from long ago that I think was on here. Some dude got a job offer in Altus, Oklahoma and was trying to get advice from people familiar with the area. Usually,no matter where it is, you'll hear some bad stuff that is buttressed by a few redeeming qualities like "yeah, the dating scene sucks but it has a beautiful lake".

    This was the first time I had ever seen unanimous warnings about a place. One dude said "if you're moving there, make sure to call ahead and clear out the rope from the stores so you don't kill yourself".

    It was so bad that I kinda wanna go there just to see it once.
     
  22. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Red state? No abortion access? Passing anti-lgbt laws? No freely recreational weed? No defining geological feature? No public transit?


    Weird why I don’t want to live there
     
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  23. Fran Tarkenton

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    do we still have the climate change thread where killerwvu types deny its impact
     
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  24. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    That dude is the physical manifestation of this:

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  25. BellottiBold

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    We live in the sort of country that sees this coming a mile away and manages to do nothing
     
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  26. Fran Tarkenton

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    youd think by now we'd have an 11th hour fight over the colorado river basin

    but ppl wont give a shit until they cant water their yard in scottsdale or some piece of shit in plano complains about the cost of california veggies
     
  27. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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    If you'd stop eating avocado toast and being a soy cuck this wouldn't have happened
     
  28. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    How does this guy remember to eat?

     
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  29. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  30. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    these guys really want to completely tank the economy
     
  31. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    so he’s clearly a Russian operative right?
     
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  32. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    If anyone was curious how all those dark money funded school board takeovers in dfw suburbs turned out.
     
  33. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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    They don't hide it well

     
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  34. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    My dad was parroting Dan Oingoboingo who had the same thing to say, that he’s sure it was the US. Dumbasses.
     
  35. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  36. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  37. snowfx2

    snowfx2 Well-Known Member
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    Gavin on a nice one today

     
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  38. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    #THATSMYGOVERNOR
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    If this ever happens with tattoos I’ll be able to take off my shirt at the beach again.
     
  40. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    My “not involved in human trafficking” tattoo has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my tattoo
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this is big
     
  42. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    That's fantastic.
     
  43. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Not looking to deep into personal stuff but my brother passed away on Tuesday. He made a lot of poor decisions and spent 6 years in federal prison in the early 2000's. We didn't talk much during that time in large part bc I was like 22 and broke and couldn't afford to take long collect phone calls. I'm not blaming it all on that but our relationship never really recovered from that time period. For years I said I needed to fix that but put it off for this and that and now there's no more time. Huge regrets for me. Maybe it wouldn't have been any difference but not having huge bills from something as stupid as fucking phone calls could have made a huge difference in the trajectory of his life during and after those years.
     
  44. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    Dang man. Ts and Ps

    The way we treat prisoners in this county is nasueating
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    sorry for your loss. my condolences and may he rest in peace.
     
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  46. Mister Me Too

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    Wow, what a dick move by Newsome, he’s going to hurt companies who prey on prisoners and their love ones. /s

    Newsome seems to be on a roll.