Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. Lyrtch

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    he wants to be president and has realized catering exclusively to the wealthy in california was hurting him in that endeavor

    still dont trust him
     
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  2. Being married to Kimberly Guilfoyle should probably automatically disqualify him from being President but he has been passing some good policy as of late
     
  3. Drown ‘Em

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    He should quickly gain like 70 pounds. Ask some Hollywood dietitian to help do it as healthily as possible. But definitely do it.
     
  4. PeterGriffin

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    That recall effort seems to have kicked him into Dark Garmin mode.
     
  5. westcoastbias

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    I don’t know if I like him but he’s gonna win when he runs.
     
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  6. Lyrtch

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    i have a hard time seeing Gordon Gekko winning as a Dem
     
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  7. Bruce Wayne

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    Lol
     
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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    All the Duurrrrr California taxes are going to painful
     
  9. Josey Wales

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    Like you’d be left with the sinema stab you in the heart feeling in the end.
     
  10. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Definitely setting up a run
     
  11. beerme

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    It’s amazing he’s the only one that figured out that passing popular and useful policies to make a difference in peoples lives will help you win votes from the left. The right figured out being racist gets you votes a long time ago. He’s absolutely self serving but show me a politician who isn’t. I’d still rather Bernie but he’s getting up there. Idk what the right would freak out about more, a black president, a Jewish one, or a woman.
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

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    Last time we had a cali governor as president it went pretty well. Let’s go gavin
     
  13. RavenNole

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    I better see this in campaign ads from dems around the state. Dems very likely won’t win in Florida but it would be nice if they actually ran a decent campaign for once.
     
  14. Josey Wales

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  15. BudKilmer

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  16. Can I Spliff it

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  17. Mix

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    If the Cia would like to pay me lots of money they can use this site to run ops.
     
  18. Can I Spliff it

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    I too will bravely ban things that arent happening in elementary school
     
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  19. NCHusker

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    If I am elected I will ban downhill skiing, skydiving, and black holes from our nation's grocery stores
     
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  20. b0ne5

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    I could see how these weirdos somehow think that certain books are “porn” in their twisted minds….but pole dancing? There’s no way anybody actually thinks that is happening in fucking elementary schools.
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    well kids are shitting in liter boxes in the halls so
     
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  22. Can I Spliff it

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    Pro tip - its all 90s era dr. Phil and oprah bored hausfrau nonsense mixed with all the credibility of chain emails. Gun to head, the non-paste-eaters dont REALLY believe it, but the outrage gives them a sense of community. The language is so loaded you can reliably extrapolate the majority of a person's stances just by unironically saying some combination of "drag" and "grooming."

    But there are a LOOOOOOOOOT of paste eaters who believe it. The loaded language benefits them too! They dont have to actually know or understand anything, just saying those things means theyll go unchallenged on virtually any other stance, wont be asked to explain shit
     
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  23. b0ne5

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    This is a neat headline, but it’s not like this woman is really impacting anybody. People don’t really start investing until they are out of college and, presumably, speak with a financial advisor. She’s an idiot, that’s for sure.
     
  24. JGator1

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  25. VaxRule

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    “She’s an idiot” and a teacher but “it’s not like this woman is really impacting anybody?”
     
  26. DirtBall

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    Almost guaranteed they think stupid TikTok dances are actually stripping/pole dancing.
     
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  27. Name P. Redacted

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    Everyone made fun of Desantis for being poor with a net worth of like $200k. This is his time to bump those numbers up. I’m sure he’s been talking to Rick Scott.
     
  28. steamengine

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    Breitbart, welcome to the resistance.

     
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  29. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Jesus I went to the wrong elementary school
     
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  30. THEBLUERAIDER

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    God damn, I hate all of these mother fuckers
     
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  31. TAXTAXTAX

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    The comments on that article are pretty scary.
     
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  32. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    If you asked me a best case scenario for Dems it wouldn’t look like this, it would be this.
     
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  33. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

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  34. Illinihockey

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    Didn’t know where to put this
     
  35. Name P. Redacted

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    There’s a Brasil election thread maybe open your eyes
     
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  36. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    isn't the election still going on, jon?
     
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  37. NYGator

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    well, Cooper is a tool so most people don't like him being posted anywhere on the board at all. Also, that seems somewhat against the narrative as there is now going to be a runoff. He did better than expected. Ugh.
     
  38. BudKilmer

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    man this cut deep
     
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  39. Josey Wales

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    It’s definitely social media and mainstream conspiracy cable news. I don’t think it’s far fetched to be cynical or conspiratorial about it.
     
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  40. DuffandMuff

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    Aren’t these the same guys who chased down and murdered that black man in Georgia?
     
  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    They all are
     
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  42. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    The no shit category but

     
  43. Josey Wales

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    The right doesn’t believe it and/or simply doesn’t care. The rosy picture of how this country isn’t completely fucked is a fantasy.
     
  44. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  45. Gaknight

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    Natural selection doing work
     
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  46. CaneKnight

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    Good
     
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  47. beerleagueman

    beerleagueman Well-Known Member

    yeah Lula is still the favorite for the second round but it wasn’t the best night for him and his party. Bolsonaro’s party did well down ballot so even if Lula wins governing is going to be tough . Polling and narrative went from outright 1st round win for Lula to Bolsonaro having a shot