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  1. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    She got a little power and money and was like oh fuck everyone lesser than me now.
     
  2. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    I ran into him the other day, we were both getting suits tailored as we are both highly successful Gen Zers.
     
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  3. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    So you were delivering him a snow cone at the tailer?
     
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  4. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  5. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Shirley is just your typical business owner thinking they're smarter than they really are
     
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  6. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  7. Josey Wales

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    Imagine having a head full of so much piss you could be convinced someone cannot be antisemitic because they moved an embassy.
     
  8. dome foam

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    Her primary opponent lol

     
  9. dome foam

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    dome foam worst 5 elected officials currently holding office:
    1. sinema
    2. Dan Patrick
    3. Rand
    4. raphael
    5. Ron johnson
     
  10. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    there are tons of insane House Rs, you'd have to do a top 25 or so

    not to mention if we are talking any elected official, state reps & state senators are ungodly crazy
     
  11. dome foam

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    If this polling is accurate, and with the way she has treated her constituents I wouldn’t be surprised (Arizona libs are a pretty tight bunch)…if Sinema running as independent may not kill the Dems.

    The “McCain” holdovers will vote for her. Probably some other cons and libertarians who didn’t vote Masters who appreciate her thumbing Dems. And then I wonder what the % of the Dem base would follow an incumbent away from the party when she’s essentially voting as a Republican anyways. Gotta think thats close to zero.
     
  12. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Major metric is actual danger to the country. I don’t view those nutty cons in the house as anything to worry about.
     
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  13. jbr

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    I was very confused about what problem there was with Warnock…
    I hope you mean Canada’s favorite son Rafael and not blue Georgia Raphael.
     
  14. dome foam

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    Context
     
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  15. theseasonisover

    theseasonisover Well-Known Member
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    How long have we had C-Span The Tres?
     
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  16. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  17. Guns

    Guns horse paste aficionado
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    That should go in the worst tweets of all time thread
     
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  18. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Great line at the end…

    At press time, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi suggested Frost ask fellow congressman Hakeem Jeffries for an apartment recommendation, since the two of them probably knew each other.
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Although it seems like you were attempting to refute it, you just confirmed everything Josey Wales said.
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I was going to ask why people assume she’d take democratic votes and not from the republican candidate.
     
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  21. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Target and CVS driving the mom & pop butt plug shops out of business.
     
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  22. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    People willingly give their own money to churches who preach "abstience outside of marriage" while the loudest of those voices never follow the teachings. That should be a major media topic but they're too chickenshit to talk about reality outside their bubble.
     
  23. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Marje was known for fucking around with dudes from her crossfit gym
     
  24. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Yes but those were real dicks, not equate butt plugs
     
  25. beerme

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    yeah and you can’t find THOSE at target
     
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  26. BudKilmer

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  27. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    how in the blue hell do you even get to that point
     
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  28. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    The elevator car was down low, then it lifted them up to that point with a series of motors, pulleys, and cables.
     
  29. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Keep in mind that this is at least ten years before child labor laws came out
     
  30. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Why I oughta
     
  31. Mister Me Too

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    The way we’re going we will all find out soon.
     
  32. Doc Louis

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    Hate to see it happen but love to watch it go.
     
  33. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  34. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  35. —

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    Companies are people so checkmate lib!
     
  36. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    In a just world, this passes easily.

    Doesn't stand a chance
     
  37. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    they are the worst
     
  38. Trip McNeely

    Trip McNeely Guys like us....we are a dime a dozen
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    Easy Cheese on Ritz crackers and Mountain Dew. I don't know what I expected, but I guess that sounds about right.
     
  39. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    This has ruined my typical Saturday night
     
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  40. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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  41. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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