Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Ok I have two 529 plans now I just need to figure out how to get rich
     
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  2. Truman

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    Sell your posts as NFTs
     
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  3. El Tiburon

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    No, no. It’s definitely the kids that are wrong.
     
  4. TAS

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    What is the point of posting tweets from her, when she's amplifying stupid shit like this a few hours ago?

     
  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    because spliff is a shooter, and shooters shoot
     
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  7. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Should prob wear masks to stop from getting the fauci-china bioweapon

     
  8. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    so 'gain of function' is the new buzz term I take it?
     
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  9. El Tiburon

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    They’re mad that the Left is allegedly redefining “gain of function,” meanwhile none of them actually have any idea what the original definition or the new purported definition of the term means.
     
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  10. bro

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    I've never heard that phrase in my life
     
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  11. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    I had never seen it before the elon tweet a few days ago and now Ive seen it used repeatedly
     
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  12. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Rand Paul made a big deal about it
     
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  13. TAS

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    I think it's been the central theme to the "covid was intentional" conspiracy from the beginning
     
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  14. Can I Spliff it

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    "Gain of function" is a real thing that is regulated but its use here is only as a rallying meme that makes people who get medical advice and sociology/theology knowledge from Fox News sound like they know about something science-y
     
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  15. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Me neither

    Oh, that’s why
     
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  16. matistic

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    Jim following his “I must have exactly three bullet points” life mantra. Every single time.
     
  17. bro

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    Kanye, Elon, Trump
     
  18. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    What sucks is Tom Hanks hasn’t done shit to deserve this at all
     
  19. a.tramp

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    Sir, have you seen Bosom Buddies? He was woke before woke was cool. You could say he started this entire shit show before anyone even knew!
     
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  20. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    He caught Covid and doesn’t want other people to catch it. That makes him an enemy in their fucked up bubble
     
  21. Redav

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    Hanks is pretty openly a liberal
     
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  22. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    college football:

    -ruins saturdays

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    the sport of the future!
     
  23. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Why can't there be any crazy hammer carrying psychos in Arizona who want to go to the Sinema?
     
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  24. AptosDuck

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    Saving Private Ryan and BoB knobgobbling of the "Greatest Generation"
     
  25. Can I Spliff it

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  26. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  27. pearl

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    And right now the game is saying “you’re looking very unfamiliar”
     
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  28. Beeds07

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    I imagine Tom is reading this like da fuk?
     
  29. Hank Scorpio

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    :roll:
     
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  30. Can I Spliff it

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  31. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Seriously, if you watch any Tom Hanks interview on YouTube and scroll to the comments there are so many lunatics saying the most heinous shit imaginable.
     
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  33. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    hopefully boehner took a bong rip right before this
     
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  34. Beeds07

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    Only redeeming thing about any Republican ever.
     
  35. HuskerInMiami

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  36. Josey Wales

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    :windsy:
     
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  37. TAS

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  38. bro

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    :laugh: that was no the video I expected.
     
  39. WhiskeyDelta

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    Ejecting from 5ft AGL seems like a bad idea.
     
  40. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

  41. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    seems like an unnecessary ejection
    add your own sex joke
     
  42. Deep dirt

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    God damn woke F35s can’t even crash right!!!!!
     
  43. TAS

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    Not an aviation expert but apparently "zero, zero" is a thing, as in :airquote:safe:airquote: to eject at 0 ft altitude and 0 mph
     
  44. TAS

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  45. TAS

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    :shocker: this political stunt didn't address a serious issue in any meaningful way

     
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