bidets: or how I learned to love my wet, cleanish ass

I thought that post said cold weather, not cold water. Didn’t even know what thread I was in. Never mind. I’ll rant about cold weather elsewhere.

 

This was at an AirBnB I stayed at a couple months back. It was amazing, and I was floored by how “cheap” it was given the experience.

https://alphabidet.com/

Outlet is an issue for me but exploring what I can do to make that work

 

I have this one: https://www.brondell.com/swash-1000-bidet-toilet-seat/

It’s dope

 

Stayed at a hotel last week with a bidet and my life is changed. Joining that clean butt gang.

ALPHA BIDET GXR Wave Bidet Toilet Seat in Elongated White | Strong Spray | Remote Control | Stainless Steel Nozzle | Low Profile | LED Nightlight | Warm Air Dryer | Oscillation and Pulse (Elongated) https://a.co/d/im0zik1

 

It says it right on the package that they are disposable. Been using them for years without issue. Am I harming something?

 

I have mine hooked up to hot water and it’s easy… I just run it on cleaning mode for a minute to get the warm water coming then blast my ass. Too hot is just as uncomfortable as cold water though. Needs to be just right in the middle.

 

fucks up plumbing and sewers.

 

Wipes don't disintegrate it's just going to build up. You'll have to address your plumbing eventually

 

Damn that sucks. So the companies are allowed to say the material dissolves or whatever when it really doesn’t? God bless America

 

I address my plumbing at least once a day with a big dump and 1-2 disposable wipes.

But sometimes I do use the bidet and toilet paper. I like to mix it up, keeps my ass guessing.

 

seanofthedead86

 

For those that have tried both, do you like the kitchen sprayer type or the toilet seat attachment type better.

 

Toilet seat attachment. The kitchen sprayer types are awkward to me.

 

Just poppin in to say I too love OP’s wet, clean ass.

 

What I really want is a joystick for superior coverage and control

 

I settled on the wand style. This thing is life changing.

 

We have the Luxe 120, wifey was hesitant at first but now she spends a lot time in the water closet. My sphincter has never been cleaner...

 

make sure to clean the bidet nozzles

 

video of op

 

We’ve had ours for several years but this is the first time I’ve had a stomach bug.

My poor nether eye working overtime but hasn’t been brutalized by a dozen tp scrubbings.

 

I installed one in my wife's bathroom and pushed the button to see if the water worked. It sprayed onto my forehead and the wall behind me. I then thought it was a good idea to sit on it and try it for myself. It penetrated my ass. I felt violated. I was farting water for a couple days it went so far inside me.

Props to everyone that uses/enjoys a bidet. But I'll need to see a therapist before you ever see me using one.

 

So your wife is okay with…..


Do you have a dial you can turn down? Full intensity can range from uncomfortable to painful with mine. Lower intensity provides a pleasant rinse.

 

Not sure. I am too traumatized to even go in that bathroom.

 

I usually do an initial wipe to remove any shrapnel and a wipe at the end like a white glove test

 

The anal stim is a feature not a bug gbr

 

you're gay now welcome to the club

 

Getting a good chuckle at picturing HuskerInMiami taking a firehose to the face, doing a



and putting his asshole straight in the crosshairs

 

Sounds like I need to finally install my bidet

 

"I installed one in my wife's bathroom"

sorry I had to stop here, you have separate bathrooms?

 

We ran out of wet wipes so I've been using the bidet a lot more recently and it's nice. Sometimes too impatient to wait for warm water and just blast away with the cold. Very refreshing.

 

My wife and I have separate bathrooms and it’s the best.

 

I’ve had mine installed for a few months and I now get so pissed when I have to poop somewhere else

but yea if you’re bhole isn’t ready, an enema is incoming

 

it's the greatest

 

i have a bathroom that i shit in and no one else does.

 

Ya, our house has 2 "masters", but one is a larger room with a smaller bathroom. That's the one we sleep in and I use that bathroom. She uses the other master because it has a larger bathroom and smaller room. I probably enter that room twice a year.

 

Had a good time reading through this thread just now. I think I've convinced myself that as soon as my raging boner settles down, I'll go ahead an order one of these things.

 

Nothing like a good maintenance rinse during a hot summer day

 

Joining the revolution much later in life than expected. I gotta say, the more shot of cold water to balls from the feminine setting can be an invigorating start to the morning.

 

https://www.kohler.com/en/products/...toilet-dual-flush-30754-pa?skuId=30754-PA-HB1

I've never wanted to take a shit on something so bad in my entire life

 

Time for an upgrade. Old Luxe lasted years but one of the nozzles isn't working.

https://luxebidet.com/products/neo-320-plus

 

Ours has been running strong since 2017. Nervous I’ll come home to a flooded house one day

 

Just used the bidet for the first time and actually gave myself an enema. Good stuff.