Big Cookie Toying With Our Emotions ... Get Your Girl Scout Cookies

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  1. texasraider

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    My goddaughter is an amazing kid and lost out on the cookie selling contest or whatever to a girl in her troop who's parents just bought 100 boxes at the last minute for their kid to win.

    So this year I'm posting the link to her page for anyone who wants some to fuck over the parents who aren't doing their kid any favors.

    So feel free to order those thin mints right here if you're as vengeful as I am

    https://app.abcsmartcookies.com/#/social-link-landing/480f536e-784c-44a8-b534-1ee24708874e
     
    #1 texasraider, Jan 20, 2021
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  2. Taques

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    my entire existence is to be petty so thank you for the opportunity
     
  3. $P1

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    Let's send the parents some piles of poop too...and some pasta. FUCK EM
     
  4. $P1

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    Also, in for a few boxes
     
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  5. nexus

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    An opportunity for revenge and cookies? Biden era off to an amazing start...
     
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  7. Line 4 Man

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    My niece isnt selling this year so im glad you posted this. Im doing this on my phone so sorry if this is a dumb question. As long as i purchase via the link you provided and have them delivered to my home she will get credit? I dont see anywhere on the site that says that.
     
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  8. $P1

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    You should see the message from her on the landing page. H ad the same question
     
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  9. dblplay1212

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    How many boxes come in a case?
     
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  10. texasraider

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    Yes. I asked the same question to her dad. She get's credit through that link. Her goal was 80 boxes this year and I think when she logs in after school, she will be past that goal on the first day.
     
  11. texasraider

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    I don't know. It's $4 per box and I doubt there's a discount for ordering by the case
     
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  12. dblplay1212

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  13. dblplay1212

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    $18 shipping for cookies :donotwant:
     
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  14. texasraider

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  15. texasraider

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    yeah Big Cookie is making a mint off of this
     
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  16. dblplay1212

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    I paused at $18 shipping and now questioning my life decisions
     
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  17. texasraider

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    I'll venmo you the $18 if that's holding you up
     
  18. bigred77

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    Ordered
     
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  19. Line 4 Man

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    It reads that its 12 shipping for 6 or less boxes. But half price shipping for anything over 6. But if you order 12 boxes there is additional shipping charges. Sounds dumb but might just need to
    Place a couple orders to get the half price shipping dblplay1212
     
    #19 Line 4 Man, Jan 20, 2021
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  20. bigred77

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    would you say its a thin mint?
     
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  21. texasraider

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    oh shit
     
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  22. Line 4 Man

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    Just ordered. Keep us updated on her totals please texasraider
     
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  23. texasraider

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    thanks man ... will do
     
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  24. bigred77

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    and subscribe
     
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  25. Celemo

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    ordered, ain't gonna front...I'm looking forward to the Toast-Yays
     
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  26. LSUTigers1986

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    Forgot the new name for Tagalongs so I clicked on the cookie info. I do not like being blinded by the calorie information in size 72 font. But hey these “Peanut Butter Patties” are vegan so they must be healthy.
     
  27. dblplay1212

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    Thanks for this. I added another box to get 18 boxes (6 x 3) and now shipping is only $12.
     
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    Dank skurp purp!!
     
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  30. bigred77

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    Free box of cookies!
     
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  31. bigred77

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    12 boxes of peanut butter
    :blessed:
     
  32. Line 4 Man

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    Wtf are u doing? You didnt even order the best ones. GAH!
    #teamSamoa
     
  33. dblplay1212

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    Coconut on a cookie? Hard pass.
     
  34. Celemo

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    good...more for me
     
  35. texasraider

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    Update:

    Her goal was 80 boxes. In day one she's at 124

    Thanks to all. Her mom told me she will send everyone a handwritten note, in a tribute to Bill Snyder. If you'd like one, DM me your address
     
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  38. Redav

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    Dang when Joe talked about unity I didn't think we'd see results this quickly
     
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    I did my part. Hopefully, once they make more after filling dbl’s order, I will receive them in 6 months.
     
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  40. bigred77

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    I'm so glad I got my order in ahead of him
     
  41. AHebrewToo

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    Ordered.
     
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  42. bigred77

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    Copy and pasted onto another message board too
     
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  43. texasraider

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    <3
     
  44. bigred77

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    User Dump should post it to TexAgs
     
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    :ceelo:
     
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    What are the prize tiers? I started keto yesterday, but I'm sure i'll get bored and quit in a couple weeks. Might as well have Girl Scout cookies waiting for me when I decide to give up.
     
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  48. texasraider

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  49. texasraider

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    I know she missed getting a patch by two boxes last year. She's already secured that patch this year as well as another one for selling a certain amount online
     
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  50. texasraider

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    Up to 185 boxes with 6 weeks to go. Thanks everyone ... I can't wait to hear about her reaction when she logs in to check