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  1. Eathan Edwards

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    What is a normal amount? - I have zero context of what the typical expectation level is on the situation.
     
  2. texasraider

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    she sold 82 last year and that was leading her troop before the shithead parents got their daughter in the lead
     
  3. Doc Louis

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    They just being a bunch of jealous whoreos.
     
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  4. Redav

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    If you have facts about a violation, send it to [email protected]. If not, please do not slander this young lady or insult her family.
     
  5. bigred77

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    When is the sale/contest over?
     
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  6. PrinceWimbley

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    Do spite cookies taste better? I feel like they would.
     
  7. bigred77

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    I feel like maybe we should have spread out our attack a little bit

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    We got her getting called questioning her cookie sales #s before they are supposed to go on sale :laugh:
     
  8. bigred77

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    Ohh wait, found the site for central Texas
    I guess different regions set their own cookie sale dates

    Central Texas is Jan 20th thru Feb 28th
     
  9. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    A good coach will foresee any halftime adjustments by th opponents and make his own and keep his foot on his opponent’s neck. I like us with a huge halftime lead.
     
  10. bigred77

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    I mean. If they show any signs of trying to out buy us, I just want to see them try
     
  11. HoosDaMan

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    We need to lawyer up. Isn’t Clown Baby the TMB lawyer for these types of situations?
     
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  12. bigred77

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    Probably gunna need a doctor too, or atleast a personal trainer
     
  13. texasraider

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    E5072B51-FCE2-4549-A4E9-E69032E695FD.jpeg Guys. Thank you so much
     
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  14. jhooked

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    Any word on the cookie share charity her troop picked?
     
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  15. jhooked

    jhooked It's the way you go na, na, na
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    Oh and texasraider may want to edit that name at the top of the screenshot
     
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  16. IanBoyd

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    her name is still on the top of the pic btw lol

    also, looks like 1000 boxes is indeed another goal level. Get on it fatties of TMB.
     
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  17. Shawn Hunter

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    Anyone ever tried these gluten free ones they have?
     
  18. Redav

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    Seems like all their cookies are good so they're prob good
     
  19. dblplay1212

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    512 of 60

    850% of goal :laugh:
     
  20. IanBoyd

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    Out of curiosity, how many boxes has she sold on her own so far?
     
  21. texasraider

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    I think about 6. All to her teachers. She's going door to door tomorrow
     
  22. bigred77

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    has user Dump posted this to the TexAgs site yet?
     
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  23. jhooked

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    Dump post this to TexAgs and tell them to purchase 1776 boxes to show their support for Shadow President T.
     
  24. bigred77

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  25. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    wtf...?
     
  26. The Banks

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    Welcome to Biden’s America
     
  27. Doc Louis

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    We get it. She's got high expectations placed on her. If you'd wanted second best you'd have named her Eli.
     
  28. Emma

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    We're getting there

    Elizabeth Brinton, also known as the "Cookie Queen", sold a record 18,000 boxes of cookies in 1985, and more than 100,000 boxes in her time as a girl scout.[40] She is known for selling cookies to sitting president Ronald Reagan. Her record held for more than twenty-nine years, until Katie Francis, 12, sold 18,107 boxes in 2014.[41] In 2017, Charlotte McCourt, a girl scout from New Jersey, sold over 25,000 boxes of cookies, breaking the record
     
  29. IanBoyd

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    Get this thing noticed on reddit and the various college football homeboards and it might very well get there, especially if it catches steam and starts going viral. Reddit loves bandwagoning on a good viral feelgood story.
     
  30. texasraider

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    I don’t Reddit so whoever feels like it go for it
     
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  31. Taques

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    i haven’t gotten this many boxes since i last went to devines family reunion lmao
     
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  32. devine

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    Where im from that’s called a wedding lol
     
  33. bigred77

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    Dump have you posted this to texags yet?
     
  34. texasraider

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  35. dblplay1212

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    Any idea when they ship?
     
  36. ashy larry

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    missed the hopslam release and doing dry january anyway, so peyton gets my play money. stunt on ‘em, peyton!
     
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  37. Celemo

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    got an e-mail on Sat. saying my cookies have shipped and should arrive by 1/29
     
  38. HuskerInMiami

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    So if you sell 500, all you get is a beach towel?
    I remember in high school we'd sell magazine subscriptions and get tickets to some BMX show in the school parking lot and a scooter.

    Googled the prizes and this was the first pic I saw (from Illinois).
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  39. ashy larry

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    big cookie keeping more and more of that surplus value created by their exploited labor smdh

    those caramel d-lites tho :blessed:
     
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  40. CF3234

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    a 32 inch smart TV for selling $6,600 worth of product in a couple months. LMAO Biggest joke of an incentive package.
     
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  41. bertwing

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    OR a tiny tent and sleeping bag. That’s my goal, personally
     
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  42. REGGNECK

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    Shipped ...
     
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  43. CoastalOrange

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    Had to get in on this. Ordered 8 boxes just now. Not only excited to help the little one out, but also to get some delicious cookies as well. It's a win-win.
     
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  44. bigred77

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    FedEx says my cookies will be delivered Friday
     
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  45. bertwing

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    Big cookie is blocking my order from being shipped I won’t stand for this!
     
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  46. IanBoyd

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    Same
     
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  47. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I just bought 10 boxes
     
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  48. texasraider

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    I haven’t received a shipping notification from big cookie yet
     
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  49. BPDuncan

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    Me as well.
     
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