Big Cookie Toying With Our Emotions ... Get Your Girl Scout Cookies

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  1. LSUTigers1986

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    I woke up late with 15 minutes to spare before my call and put forth a delicious, balanced breakfast of 3 French toast cookies, a glass of milk and a banana. I had a great day today.

    I thought about breaking them up and put them in a bowl of milk like a high class Cinnamon Toast Crunch but I only have a few left. Not worth the risk until I order more.
     
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  2. texasraider

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    Big cookie needs some logistics lessons
     
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  3. $P1

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    These cookies are how I found out that there are two different sets (thus the weird names) of Girl Scout cookies and now my mind is blown. These thin mints are mintier than the ones I'm used to...I like 'em
     
  4. Johnny Utah

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    Big cookie say my cookies should be here today!
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  5. NP13

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    According to the email I got when ordering, the hold up is Fedex
     
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  6. IanBoyd

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    Delivery Date status still pending but at least I finally have confirmation Big Cookie didn't just scam me out of cookie :chatzy:

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  7. dblplay1212

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    Case of Tagalongs and a miscellaneous box.

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  8. Johnny Utah

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    We have cookies!!
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  9. Todd Bonzales

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    I feel like you should at least have OSU in your “fan of”, just because.
     
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  10. Fusiontegra

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    texasraider see you’ve updated op - very cool

    Curious how many she ended up with though.
     
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  11. texasraider

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    Just shy of 700 last I heard
     
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  12. IanBoyd

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    So what prize tier does that put her into? A deck of cards?
     
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  13. texasraider

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    One of those fake set of fangs you get from the bowling alley
     
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  15. Fusiontegra

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    Better get TMB embroidered on that shit.
     
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  16. bigred77

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    If those other parents buy 701 boxes at the last minute I'm gunna need an address
     
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  17. IanBoyd

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    Scheduled for Feb 6 delivery
     
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  18. BIGASSTITTIES

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    I’ve always thought Girl Scout cookies are severely overrated.
     
  19. Dump

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    ordered 9 boxes this morning

    3 of each (Samoas, Thin Mints, French Toast)

    I think that might put texasraider over 700 hopefully
     
  20. Fusiontegra

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  21. Dump

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  22. cdaysker

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    Cookies are on the truck and out for delivery

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  23. cdaysker

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    These french toast ones. Holy shit.
     
  24. CoastalOrange

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    Mine came today, though weirdly enough the UPS guy dropped them off.

    Immediately cracked open the French toast ones to see if the hype was worth it. Turns out, it was. Took all the will power i had in me not to eat the entire bag.
     
  25. texasraider

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    Apparently my wife enjoyed the French toast box I had a little too much. They’re gone. I was trying to ration them
     
  26. REGGNECK

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    All mine gone ....:getmoneyfuckbitches:
     
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  28. AptosDuck

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    Well I guess I might have to order another batch because everybody seems to be going apeshit over the French toast cookies of which I ordered none

    Edit: original order arrived just now. Never had one of their lemon cookies before - not lemony enough, but it'll do
     
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  29. southlick

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    My rankings so far:

    Those Lemonades and French Toast cookies are tied for #1

    Next are the S'mores

    The shortbread ones are last and haven't had the Thin Mints yet that are still in the freezer.
     
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  30. The Banks

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    Need “Big Cookie” in the topic title, imo.
     
  31. NP13

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    got my shipment notification last night :woot:
     
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  32. ashy larry

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    french toast definitely worth the hype. i lack self control and crushed two boxes in two days. boutta order more

    until then- caramel delites and lemonade gonna have to hold it down
     
  33. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    S’mores delicious

    Thin Mints delicious

    ones I haven’t opened yet - delicious
     
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  34. IanBoyd

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    Big Cookie are fucking liars.

    Delivery Status now pending again, not gonna get it by tomorrow at the earliest.
     
  35. Dump

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    mine is pending too!
     
  36. IanBoyd

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    How long should I keep Thin Mints in the freezer for before consuming?
     
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  37. bigred77

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  38. skiedfrillet

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    this thread getting bumped always makes me walk to the kitchen to get a handful of cookies
     
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    Just seeing this thread. texasraider is it too late to order?
     
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  40. AptosDuck

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    Dozen boxes didn't last long in this house, I may have had about five cookies total
     
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  41. Kevintensity

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    Ordered another six pack.

    Learned from my mistake and got some french toast cookies this time
     
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    Obviously none of these are good for you.

    but what is the consensus “least bad for you?”
     
  43. texasraider

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    still a few weeks to go
     
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  45. bigred77

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    I feel the pain, I may have had a whole box myself
     
  46. CoastalOrange

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    I am currently attempting to lose some weight as I am the heaviest I have been in a decade. Not a great thing to be doing when you order 8 boxes of girl scout cookies. However, so far I have limited myself to 1-2 cookies per day and I am damn proud of that. Just had to share somewhere and this seemed like as good a place as any.

    I had only opened the thin mints and french toast ones and was doing it relatively easily. But Sunday I opened the samoas and those are really testing my will-power.
     
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  47. IanBoyd

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    So far I've had a box of Peanut Butter Patties and S'Mores

    Big fan of the PB patties, not so much the s'mores, a bit too sweet for my liking.

    Will try the Thin Mints tomorrow.
     
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  48. CoastalOrange

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    Go ahead and put some in the freezer now so you can experience them that way.
     
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  49. Fusiontegra

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    Sister-in-law put them in her WW app over the weekend and confirmed Thin Mints give the least points.
     
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  50. Hatfield

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    6 boxes inbound

    :diddydatass:
     
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