Bill Belichick will be a MASSIVE failure at UNC

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  1. Line 4 Guy

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  2. Tobias

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    he’s already taken the job op pls update
     
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  3. Kevintensity

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    What's next? Saban going to the NFL?
     
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  4. tylerdolphin

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    I don't think I've ever seen a hire that was more obviously gonna be an absolute disaster, and that's saying a lot.
     
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  5. DuffandMuff

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    Not a serious program
     
  6. Shiggityshwo

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  7. Shiggityshwo

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    you're right though we're a meme for sure
     
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  12. HOOSINSC

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    i’m actually jealous of this
     
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  13. Tobias

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    our 247 staff has been crushing it on this entire search and breaking news well before anyone and they never mentioned rees once so idk if that’s agent posturing or what. they did have monken as the likely backup and schumann as a candidate in their reporting
     
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  15. 40wwttamgib

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    Could have had the next nick saban aka touchdown tommy :awesomeface:
     
  16. DuffandMuff

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    Coach, how did it feel to beat fsu for your first ever college win?

    We’re on to SMU.
     
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  17. Tobias

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    next time we play fsu is 2027 so if this scenario comes to fruition, i am giving this hire a failing grade for sure
     
  18. BumpingNasties

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    Every-time I saw Monken name, I thought UNC meant Todd. Getting Jeff and the triple option would have made Clemson DC go crazy a la Kevin Steele
     
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  19. spagett

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    Scared of the big stage, big ten
     
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  21. Shiggityshwo

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    he said he wasn't married to the triple option, would've been cool with this hire tbh
     
  22. tylerdolphin

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    Belichick can obviously coach football well, but I just can't see any way he actually puts effort into recruiting, portal, NIL type stuff
     
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  23. bricktop

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    I think it works out tbh. His defenses will have the rest of the acc in absolute hell
     
  24. bricktop

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    this is the perfect time to hire an elite X’s and O’s coach who doesnt care about recruiting. As long as the bag is right, the players will follow
     
  25. Butthead

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    Wonder how this generation will respond to Belichick's infamous beginning of the week film sessions, where he just roasts the fuck out of everyone's mistakes in front of the entire team
     
  26. spagett

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    I can't wait

    I just hope the UNC reporters aren't complete pushovers
     
  27. wes tegg

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    It’s going to be awesome when he rips the head off some student reporter.
     
  28. Tobias

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    him dressing down that little nerd andrew carter is gonna be great (this reference will be gotten by Shiggityshwo and no one else)
     
  29. bricktop

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    he blocked me on twitter because I kept calling it the all cucks conference and telling him that fsu was gonna win the lawsuit
     
  30. Tobias

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    he blocked me because like a week after he had a meltdown about unc fans booing jason capel i asked him why he thought that crossed a line but him posting a pic of a cameron crazy cheer sheet that had unc players phone numbers/addresses on them didnt

    hate that guy
     
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  31. Shiggityshwo

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    first order of business: make the throwbacks our permanents
     
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  32. Tobias

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    bring back navy (not sure if those bubba banned them rumors are true)
     
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  33. Shiggityshwo

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    yeah the black unis are cool but if we're going dark gimme navy every time

    the obligations are building up quickly Bill
     
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  34. EdmondDantes

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    Hard Knocks: UNC and I will die happy. this is going to be amazing for everyone except our poor north Carolina posting base.
     
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  35. bwi2

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    might take a year to clear out the softness but I think this has a much higher potential to be really good for UNC than a disaster. He can feast on mental midgets like Mario.
     
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  36. Tobias

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    they need to be paired with the normal helmets too. these have always been my favorites and it’s been 18 years

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  37. Saul Shabazz

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    This bitch bringing Donkey Lips in as OL coach once he's in charge
     
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  39. Lyrtch

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    Saw Isaac Rochelle argue this will work out because recruiting isn't as much a thing anymore as it's mostly the gms doing nil deals so big money and good coaches is all that really matters

    Kind of buy it
     
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  40. newengland

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    Write me down for this is going to be a dumpster fire group.
     
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  41. Tobias

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    how do you feel now knowing who the gm is
     
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  42. bricktop

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  43. Lyrtch

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    Way worse but theoretically!
     
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  44. MG2

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    This all makes sense if you start thinking of this hire being like old school WWE.

    Belichick is Vince McMahon. Lombardi is his Bruce Prichard. Patricia is Pat Patterson. Steve is Shane. I don't know if he has a daughter he plans to sexualize to try to bring in recruits for his Stephanie or not, or if he needs his new GF to do that.
     
  45. bwi2

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    He’s got a girlfriend for that
     
  46. MG2

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    You caught me mid-edit
     
  47. newengland

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    Only thing that would give me pause to consider that it could be a success would be someone like Arch Manning immediately transferring over.
     
  48. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    He used to write for the Orlando Sentinel covering FSU so I too can enjoy this
     
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  49. clemsonvianj

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    how soon until we see pictures of Belichick hitting on 18-21 year olds at He's Not Here?
     
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