Bill Belichick will be a MASSIVE failure at UNC

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  1. BudKilmer

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  2. Tobias

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    remember when there was a running timer of how long you had been logged in

    what psychopath thought that was a good idea
     
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    Banning the coach's girlfriend from the facilities is fucking wild
     
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  7. Saul Shabazz

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    well that is surprising to none of us
     
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  8. Tobias

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    just got the #1 player from the portal but this thread would rather disparage women than discuss that. really surprising stuff
     
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  9. Saul Shabazz

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    woulda helped FSU if we coulda done something like that with Pruitt's ladies
     
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  10. Doyle McPoyle

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    Yeah. Bill definitely put in that request because he's afraid to break up with her.
     
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  11. Saul Shabazz

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    lol riverview

    good luck
     
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  12. Redav

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    Bill just never leaves the facilities.
     
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  13. Saul Shabazz

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    she gonna live in the parking lot
     
  14. Saul Shabazz

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    every morning just staring up at his office while he looks back from his window with his coffee
     
  15. HoosDaMan

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    Incredible. Does Bill coach one game at UNC before he quits? As we know, he’s never fired.
     
  16. TC

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    Ed O stuff
     
  17. Shiggityshwo

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  18. Dan Kendra

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    Need an On3 graphic

    “BANNED”
     
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  20. ned's head

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    That wouldn't have worked unless they turned it into an all male school
     
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    I was “banned” from my local Applebees. Hasn’t kept me down. Keep thriving girly!!!
     
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    We know 100% it was the latter "help me out" scenario, right?
     
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  23. ramszoolander

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    Sorta like this but backwards...

     
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  24. Rise

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    She is just about at the point she releases a sex tape and an only fans or a tell all book ghost written by someone. I can’t wait to see which way this goes.
     
  25. WC

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    Plot twist, it’s Belichick that starts an OF account
     
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    Only Frauds
     
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  27. ClemPson

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    I imagine her showing up in that UNC jacket and looking sad like the IKEA monkey when she couldn’t get in.
     
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  28. Shiggityshwo

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    And it's just non-stop explanations about proper hip thrust technique
     
  29. IvanTheTerrible

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    This is embarrassing.
     
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    I'm not in the class that thinks about inheritance, but it's gotta be alarming to see your dad with generational wealth dating someone a generation beneath you.
     
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  33. Irush

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    Folks are going to be looking back on the Mack Brown days with fondness by the time this is over
     
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    Let’s talk more about the 332nd ranked player from the portal. Top 14 safety, he a starter for y’all or a depth piece?
     
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    We got ourselves a source off!
     
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  37. IvanTheTerrible

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    We're reaching post-natty Ed Orgeron levels with this story. Such a shame that we're probably never going to get Bill Belichick vs Mario Cristobal.
     
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  38. Tobias

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    he’s the #1 guy in the portal why wouldnt he start
     
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  39. WC

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    Yea local types seem to think it was more of a “hey tone it down a bit” kind of convo from the university to Bildon.
     
  40. electronic

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    This is so much better than I could have imagined. College football is great.
     
  41. VaxRule

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    And Donald Trump and Nick Saban are going to take all of this away from us.
     
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  42. Shiggityshwo

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    I won't give the slightest of shits about any of this if I get to see a physical, well prepared team for once in my life
     
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  43. TC

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    :pffft:
     
  44. VaxRule

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    Are you talking about Bill & Jordon here? The tweet said the bikini video was never actually filmed.
     
  45. IvanTheTerrible

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    Is Max Johnson still QB1?
     
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  46. Shiggityshwo

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    yes, the 6-3 211 pound safety who just finished the spring following his freshman season being voted as the most improved player on the Florida team is expected to compete for a starting position
     
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  47. Tobias

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    qb3
     
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  48. Shiggityshwo

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    no we brought in the South Alabama qb to likely start, Max will probably be running 3rd
     
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  49. Tobias

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    sherrell on ic is the one that posted the podcast episode which makes it sound like they’ve heard something similar to pablo.
     
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