BIRMINGHAM THREAD (Home of the 2022 World Games & a Better Place to Visit than Serbia)

I didn’t close the door at Johnny’s and the Greek warlock owner cursed me

 

Anyone got a person that could pressure wash and stain a smallish deck tomorrow? Cleaned everything off my deck this morning and the guy that was supposed to come didn’t show up.

 

I’ll come do a really shit job of it for $150

 

How much will you charge me to sand back down the hand rails you shredded?

 

This shit was electric. Awesome, awesome, awesome time.

 

Such a great game. They could've scored a couple in the first half but we could've easily won 2-0 as well. New attendence record set at 12,700 is pretty great. Just an all around huge night for club and country city!

 

Awesome match. So glad we have them here in town, and this was the first game where Protective seemed fun (to me).*

*I didn't get any concessions, so...

 

The squad will return home for a US Open Cup Quarterfinal contest on Wednesday, June 7 at 7:00pm CT versus David Beckham’s Major League Soccer club, Inter Miami, right back at Protective Stadium! Ticket information will be announced soon via Legion FC social media channels and the club website.

https://www.bhmlegion.com/news/2023...harlotte-fc-and-makes-alabama-sports-history/

 

wes tegg are you at TrimTab

 

That’s me, im actually tall

 

Or is it

 

I believe it

 

have we discussed this loser before

bottega's most annoying customer may soon be back in bham full time!

 

Fuck yeah, throw a drink at that asshole. Arguably an even stupider thing to do than all the MTG bs.

 

lmao your buddy sure looked like he was trying to run some game (i say that without any judgment)

welp next time i'll do a proper intro. wasn't really sure how the group i was with would respond to "hey i'm gonna go see if that's the guy i think it is from the internet"

 

we were seated behind you. like a group of six or so

 

lol yea me and another buddy watched him go to that table of two and was wondering how that approach went

 

If you only hit 1% of the shots you take but take 1 billion shots it works out in the end

 

Also everyone needs to get the “molcajete bowl” from Taco Morro Loco. I don’t want to ruin the surprise for the uninitiated but there is no way they aren’t losing money on it by only charging $16.

 

Truck or restaurant?

 

Restaurant. And while it sounds gimmicky it’s honestly delicious and I cannot emphasize enough the best bang for your buck I’ve seen in years.

 

Am I reading this correctly?? The new Jason Isbell album has a song titled Vestavia Hills.

https://www.billboard.com/music/cou...new-album-weathervanes-death-wish-1235256865/

 

I’ve seen the lyrics and he just shits all over Vestavia and then ends with a pretty upbeat chorus about how great Mountain Brook is.

 

The verse about guys matching their undershirt to the color of the horse on their polo is some of Jason’s best writing.

 

I really like the verse about the rebel tears and broken puka shell chokers after losing to the Spartans at Homecoming

 

i like the one about how the flex basketball offense taught those bussed kids the real "fundamentals" of the game even as they scored 26 points over the course of an entire game

 

Lord have mercy, VH getting burnt in here like it is HOOVER or something.

 

“the Galleria is dying and we are now financially dependent on the SEC baseball tournament oh oh ooooh!”

 

BlazingRebel would hate this.

 

I feel like I can’t listen to this song without being massively disappointed probably now.

What does he say about Homewood?

 

Something about Ed’s Pet World being brave and not giving in and selling their property while every other lot around it is built up.

 

My cousin’s rehearsal dinner was at the new hotel across the street and couldn’t believe it was still there. Definitely a drug dealing front.

 

I’ve had this theory myself

 

Ed’s Pet World is NOT a drug dealing front

 

We found Ed’s account

 

Ed’s is so sad. the whole store is dirty ass tanks and dust-covered funko pops

 

Those are vintage funko pops

 

okay Ed