Bet they were surprised to find they had to go to his mother’s basement to interview him and he still had Milo’s sauce on his fingers
I would like to share credit for this achievement. Seeing as I’m now ineligible for the award and that I took a young One Two under my wing a over decade ago and had to endure his shitty hot takes about Auburn sports, the weather, and Gus’ hot dogs in the office and then read the exact same comments on TMB 5 minutes later. Without my guidance he would not be where he is. Congrats to us both!
i know some real dum dums who have made those lists over the years. One Two is obviously an exception to this. How do those lists work? I assumed firms pay the BBJ to get a few folks on each year.
I also take credit for One Two’s success as I once bought him a beer on NYE after meeting randomly at a brewery.
Honestly I was pretty toasted and couldn’t tell you a whole lot about it. I remember Big R was there, we knew each other relatively well for internet friends after the Jill saga and he told me One Two was also there and we met. Was maybe 2017 or 2018?
One Two kinda low key sucks. I mean, that's why he paid double to make that list. It sucks that I feel like we're too old to make people drink with TheFreak55 anymore.
I’ve done much research on the TMB Barner generosity scales Matt Foley ia easily the king and I’m waiting on double RL I’m waiting on you to buy me lunch again and Wu is a very generous man
Back before One Two was an actual professional he used to not work and scroll Twitter, al.com and shit post on TMB. He comes out of his cube like a 5 year old on Christmas to tell me about this Mtn. Brook girl who ran a red light wrecked her dad’s Tahoe downtown and created this huge ordeal. 6 months later I’m on a first date with this girl who tells me about the time she got in a wreck downtown that made the news. 10 years later we’re married with two kids and I always think about how funny One Two thought that story was whenever she is roasted with that story.
Since it’s out there I just want to thank everyone for their support and hope you will support me for another four years Spoiler
What did he say? Trolling James Spann on Twitter was my greatest guilty pleasure. For the first time, I miss Twitter. He's probably on bluesky. I'm fine again.
He basically had it just being a cold rain with only about an hour of wintry mix and very little accumulation for Bham
Went hunting this morning. Sat in the snow/sleet. I am sure I looked like a psuedo snowman in a tree stand.
lol. he nailed it. he is such a curmudgeon on tik tok. scolds all these amateur meterologists for getting excited about snow.