Bread Thread

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  1. Artoo

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    Anyone baking their own bread? Got into it recently and got my sourdough starter up and ready early this year. A couple of my loaves

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  2. Bruce Wayne

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  3. bro

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    yes, we have a sourdough starter at the house and make bread every few weeks
     
  4. devine

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    Is it April 2020 lol
     
  5. —

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    My GF makes great sourdough. Underrated, homemade sourdough cinnamon rolls
     
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  6. billdozer

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    We'll make beer bread, rolls, and ciabatta bread for oil balsamic dip.
     
  7. Artoo

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    Made a fucking banging white sandwich loaf on Sunday for the kids lunches this week but I forgot to get a pic of it. :(
     
  8. Saul Shabazz

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    I got a loaf for ya
     
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  9. Vito Corleone

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    Good looking crumb
     
  10. Lip

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  11. Lester Geekma

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    Starter recipe or best way to obtain a starter? My 12 year old daughter asked to do this together here recently.
     
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  12. Artoo

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  13. arsenal

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    I’ll be honest, I’m not a huge bread guy. But that looks really good. Good job!
     
  14. Josey Wales

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    Bread is so hard to quit. That looks delicious.
     
  15. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Taques was making some incredible looking bread during COVID
     
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  16. CF3234

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    This thread is giving me all the early COVID PTSD, but that bread looks tasty AF.
     
  17. bruce bowen

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    My SIL makes bread. She also started making her own butter and is getting big into "home remedies". I'm just waiting to hear that she puts potatoes in her kids socks at bedtime.
     
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  18. Irush

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    then it didn’t happen I fear
     
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  19. timo

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    I remember baking bread 2020 when there was no yeast to be found in any grocery stores, and I didn't feel like waiting for a sourdough, so I just used the sediment in the bottom of a kombucha I had in the fridge. Turned out pretty good tbqh
     
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  20. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Can’t wait to see posters start going band for band on sourdough loaves lol
     
  21. Celemo

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    for those that are interested, here is Momma Celemo's recipe for coffee cake bread...

    Oven 350*


    2C milk

    2 sticks butter

    2 pkg instant dry yeast

    1 Tbsp sugar


    Cut 1 stick of butter into pieces.


    In medium saucepan hear milk, 1 stuck of butter and sugar until milk is warm and butter is melted. Let cool until mixture is just warm and add yeast.


    5-10 lbs flour

    Two eggs


    While milk is heating, in large mixing bowl measure out about 4 C flour. Then stir in milk mixture and blend well. Add two eggs and mix well. Then add enough flour until mixture is stiff.


    Spread about 1 C flour on cool dry surface. Turn dough onto floured surface and knead, adding flour as dough becomes sticky. Knead for 5 minutes until dough forms a ball and is no longer sticky, and is smooth and elastic. Return to bowl, cover with plastic wrap and small towel and set in warm place to rise. Approximately 1-2 hours. Dough should be at least double in size.


    3 Tbsp cinnamon

    2 Tbsp flour

    3 Tbsp sugar

    1 stick of butter


    Mix dry ingredients until blended.


    When dough has risen, turn out on floured surface and shape into rolls, cakes or loaves.


    For coffee cake: once dough has been shaped into cakes punch holes all over top. Fill holes with butter, then sprinkle on topping mixture.


    You can bake in round or square cake pans, or on a cookie sheet on the middle rack of the oven.

    Once you have applied the topping, cover and let rise for 1-2 hours, if you don't let it rise a second time, loaf will bake into a brick

    Bake approx 45-55 minutes until nicely browned
     
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  22. Andy Reocho

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    My SIL made a loaf of sourdough a few weeks ago that we absolutely destroyed. May see if the Mrs will start dabbling as well
     
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  23. 20/20/20/20

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    No, I just pay money to acquire bread that someone else made.
     
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  24. Artoo

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    Probably my highest high from making bread so far has been my 4 and 10 y/o's telling me that they love the sandwich bread and they don't want sandwiches on any other bread from the store.

    So I got that going for me, which is nice
     
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  25. CF3234

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    Congrats on your new full time job as a sandwich bread maker for your children.
     
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  26. Artoo

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    Two things. You underestimate how much I enjoy baking bread, and you seem to really underestimate how many sandwiches you get out of a loaf. I just bake a sandwich loaf every Sunday that lasts them all week
     
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  27. CF3234

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    Just wait until puberty hits and they go through a loaf every other day. You will be a bread master when that comes.

    Also, that was not shade, enjoy the hobby. That bread looks tasty as fuck.
     
  28. Butthead

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    I love acquiring bread
     
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  29. cutig

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    What's the recipe for that bread?
     
  30. Simon Templar

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    “Sandwich artist”
     
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  31. Celemo

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    Pelican is the only "sandwich artist" I recognize
     
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  32. Artoo

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  33. Artoo

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    Sunday is for bread making. Will post results

    Edit: forgot the pic

    Sourdough about to go in the fridge and proof for awhile
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  34. Duck70

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    I’m gonna need some pictures if these sandwiches.
     
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  35. Name P. Redacted

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    Made some bread back in 2021. Was fun.

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  36. Artoo

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  37. Name P. Redacted

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    Binging with babish had a collab with Josh wiessman on making sourdough. I just followed their instructions
     
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  38. ned's head

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    Made my kids some scones today. That's kinda like bread
     
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  40. Artoo

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    oH wHiTe SuBwAy TiLe. HoW oRiGiNaL.jpg

    Lol. Had someone say that after they came over. Like, damn, you're touring our new house. No need to be a dick. And there's kind of a reason that classic white subway tile remains so popular
     
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  41. TheBabyShrimp

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    Wife got into it last year and by far my favorite hobby of hers. She actually just had some neighborhood women over to teach a class

    Anybody got a good jalapeno cheddar recipe?
     
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  42. Nug

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    I love making banana bread, and zucchini bread, and sweet potato bread.

    I usually use way too many bananas and that shit is moist.

    A lot of store-bought bread in America is straight butt. So much fucking sugar.
     
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  43. a.tramp

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    VTA get in here and sling your bread-making dong all over the place.
     
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  44. Artoo

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    Kind of inspired me to start making my own when my wife and I realized that we hadn't bought bread in like 2-3 weeks and when we looked at the loaf it was still not moldy. Bread SHOULD be moldy after 2 weeks!
     
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  45. Artoo

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    Got a little too eager to share pics and sliced into it a little early, so that's not big air bubbles at the bottom, that's the knife tearing the crumb a bit. 20240225_180716.jpg 20240225_181557.jpg

    Works pretty good for kids sandwiches
     
  46. Name P. Redacted

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    Tight bread playa
     
  47. DuffandMuff

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    I dropped $50 at a local bakery this morning. Certified bread enjoyer.
     
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  48. Lyrtch

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    that king arthur sandwich recipe is ELITE
     
  49. Nug

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    Bread is tite

    Mexican panaderias >>>

    European bread, mainly German, also elite
     
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