Brent Venables

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  1. Prospector

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    pretty sure he has been offered several jobs and has passed
     
  2. TC

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    Someone log in with their Coot troll account and correct this misinformation
     
  3. CUtigers86

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    ^ Has a D coordinator for a HC
     
  4. wes tegg

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    I didn’t say “ever.” You brought that in yourself. If he wanted to be a head coach, he could’ve been one already.

    I was responding in the context of whether his sleeping with a booster’s wife/daughter mattered. It doesn’t.
     
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  5. Tony Perkis

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    Nope. He's clearly the next Jerry Sandusky.
     
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  6. TC

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    We have fun around here
     
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    Livid
     
  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    Only one person ITT not having fun
     
  9. cutig

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    It matters because it’s the only job he’s seriously associated with and the only rumor that ever flys around about him. But sure you know better.
     
  10. dblplay1212

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  11. wes tegg

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    How on earth do you know what I know? I could be the dude's agent for all that you know.
     
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  12. cutig

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    Yup that’s definitely it.
     
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  13. 42yard

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  14. wes tegg

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    You're a fan of the team he coaches for, so you obviously have superior knowledge about how/why he gets offered jobs when? Get the fuck out of here with that. It's a patently absurd claim that he's not considered for head coaching jobs because of sleeping with a booster's wife/daughter.
     
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  15. cutig

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    I never claimed that. I said that’s the only rumor out there not that it’s why he’s still an assistant. He’s repeatedly said he’s waiting for the right position to open. If there was some huge scandal that has poisoned him from being a HC for decades, it wouldn’t be a secret.
     
  16. Baby Rabbit

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    Is it though?

    Arky fired Petrino for adultery
    Miss St fired their baseball coach for adultery
    Ole Miss stuck by the most blatant cheater in the SEC until they found out he was involved with escorts
    Charlie Strong couldn't get a SEC HC job because of similar rumors.

    Probably not a big deal in the Midwest/West, but Venables doesn't really have ties there
     
  17. wes tegg

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    I don't know what you're arguing with me about. My point was that there's zero chance that sleeping with a booster's wife/daughter would keep him from getting a job if he wanted one. Fuck.
     
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  18. wes tegg

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    For the first three, there's a difference between firing somebody who is sleeping with a subordinate and/or for using a university cell phone/plane for hookers and somebody who had an affair 20 years ago. As for Strong, that's not why he "couldn't" get a SEC HC job. Either way, he still coached at a top 5 program.

    Regardless, there are infinite examples of guys with minor skeletons who get good jobs because they're good at their job. Venables is so good at his job that schools would overlook simply sleeping with a booster's daughter/wife.
     
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  19. skiedfrillet

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    guys i'm the head of the local brent venables fan club and you're all wrong
     
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  20. GoodForAnother

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  21. clemsontyger04

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    I just hope he doesnt invest in any bad land deals. I hear coaches start looking around when that happens
     
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  22. TC

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    Too late. Tilly's got him on the hook for half the Swamp. Told him it was a "Grand Strand" property
     
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    If you don't have a story about how an old family member passed up on buying Grand Strand property back in the day because it was too swampy then you aren't real Palmetto State Fam. I could have been a kyleionaire.
     
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  25. kslim

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    The reason he isn’t a head coach is because Bill Snyder. Yes he fucked our biggest donors daughter, while she was a student at KSU it’s basically why he didn’t come here when Snyder retired the first time. A lot of young alumni (myself included) have pushed the idea of him taking over but it’s something that will not happen while Snyder has any pull with the university. I mean hell the guy is old stubborn and has definitely put a block on any kind of deal to bring Brent back.

    Also he loves cocaine and that’s for the devil
     
  26. a.tramp

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    Well, that shit is nasty. Except for the smell.
     
  27. GoodForAnother

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  28. 42yard

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  30. Whiskers McKitty

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  31. Biship

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    Yeah I think Bill Snyder hates his guts.

    Look what the snyderman did to John Currie.
     
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  33. Tiffin

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    That's a mighty fine coordinator you got there, Clemson. Sure would be a shame if someone finally made him a head coach. A real shame.
     
  34. cutig

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    We signed his kid. CFB is fucked for 3 more years
     
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  36. Luka

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    He doesn’t want to be a HC

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  37. clemsontyger04

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    And old Tyler is getting a scholarship in the 20 class too.
     
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  38. Luka

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    Plus why would he leave

    he gets elite talent every year and Dabo probably lets him have the defense all by himself
     
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  39. clemsontyger04

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    Yup
     
  40. Aaron Hernandez

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    Um, maybe he’d leave because he didn’t want to be a cuck anymore.
     
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  42. Bankz

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  44. Saul Shabazz

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    Dudes living the Mickey Andrew's life
     
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