Brian Kelly to LSU with his faaaaaamily

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  1. BudKilmer

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  2. IvanTheTerrible

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    He’ll likely blow the combine away. But for right now I can think of other receivers I’d take over him. Dude was pretty much a one man show in 2020 and 2021.
     
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  3. Shinzon

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    If I’m predicting draft order, I’d prob switch Addison/Flowers and JSN/Downs. Then put Boutte above Downs at five.

     
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  7. Bert Handsome

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    Well at least there were no casualties...
     
  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Second worst scandal of Kelley's career
     
  9. repoocs

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    Might explain why he's rumored to be off to the Broncos so quickly after arriving at LSU.
     
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    *worse
     
  11. laxjoe

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    Why would they wait until after the bowl game to fire the WR coach?
     
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  12. laxjoe

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    Is this true?
     
  13. MG2

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    Probably not, but with all the rumors all these NFL shills keep throwing around about how willing the new owners are to pay the next guy, everyone in football should at least check in over there to see what that actually means.
     
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  14. GoodForAnother

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    nice
     
  15. Fuck this

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  16. The Banks

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    LSU tried to keep Boutte around for another year by offering up the recruiting gal in a gangbang with a bunch of other dudes?
     
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  17. Boo MFer!

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    It just means more (dicks).
     
  18. IvanTheTerrible

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    Im not buying it. But hey, I’m here for this nonsense.
     
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  19. Roy

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    So the sausage fest gangbang whistle blower is spilling the tea via Snapchat? Yea you guys got rock solid solid case there
     
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  20. IvanTheTerrible

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    I don’t think it’s that sensational but there’s some truth to it. I don’t think the Boutte being offered a gangbang to stay at lsu is true. Apparently the recruiting staffer (Destiny Wilson) was banging a few people and it was inappropriate. She quietly resigned a month ago.
     
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  21. Boo MFer!

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    She also recently went private on twitter. :warn:
     
  22. ned's head

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    Ms. Wilson's about to be the most sought after recruiting coordinator in the country
     
  23. Doc Louis

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    Yeah thankfully only Corey Phillips was pegged at this shindig.
     
  24. Doc Louis

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    Schools already offering her own office
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  25. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    If all he got for coming back was a gang hang with his coaches, dude needs a new agent. Well played lsu.
     
  26. TC

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    “Look we can set you up but coach has to get a piece too”
     
  27. repoocs

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    I'm guessing the agent also got at least a handie from the WR coach out of it.
     
  28. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I know a bad deal when I see one. Poor kid probably went 12th.
     
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  29. ned's head

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    If Kelly's smart he'll say polian was beating off in the corner
     
  30. DollarBillHokie

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    Snapchat is how the kids text these days
     
  31. repoocs

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    :clap:
     
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  32. Roy

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    I really love the rationale that this nfl prospect wanted to go pro and people out think that some older hoe banging him and some other dudes would have convinced him to stay in school
     
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    The power of P.
     
  34. BudKilmer

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    Destiny the throat goat :tmbtailgate:
     
  35. 20/20/20/20

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    Corey Phillips was hired by Colorado December 9th. Why would his fate be unknown? Sounds like bs.
     
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  36. laxjoe

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    Fun rumor and message board fodder, but so much of the “details” don’t make sense
     
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  37. Beeds07

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    Kelly not passed out with balls on his face and no one died?

    This is an absolute win for him.
     
  38. BayouMafia

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    I thought it was clear that The Banks making a joke but I guess not
     
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  39. AbeFroman

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    Some kink shaming itt and I find it rather disappointing.
     
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  40. Boo MFer!

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    Don’t disrespect queen Nancy Reagan like that.
     
  41. BudKilmer

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    :laugh:
     
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  42. Jake Scott

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    Cortez Hankton was supposedly really connected in the community while he was in Athens. Holy shit what a conman
     
  43. Josey Wales

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    I detect your sarcasm, but what a disgusting thing to do in linking a woman’s name to the story. Reminds me of the Udoku Twitter sleuthing in Boston.
     
  44. PSU12

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    I wouldn’t be surprised if Recruiting chick was banging people, probably including Boutte, but the train with the coaches seems far fetched
     
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  45. Roy

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    That wasn’t directed at any poster here. Saw this posted on a usc home board too.

    You just know there are some old ass no pussy getting dudes who love football and hate LSU believe that this scenario is totally plausible
     
  46. IvanTheTerrible

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    Forget Boutte. We got Nabers.
     
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  47. Marty Kaan

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    He's been the go to guy all season, right?
     
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  48. IvanTheTerrible

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    Oh yeah, he's been the WR1 all year
     
  49. bertwing

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    Oh so NOW LSU coaches don’t want to get in bed with their players

    Incredible optics considering the rumors floating around :laugh: