Britney Spears would still get it

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  1. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    She took this after we fucked. Look at that hair.
     
  2. Jack Parkman

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  3. buckwild

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    "Just because there's quarantine going around" :ded:
     
  4. NCHusker

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    Expected to see some posts about Comrade Britney in here
     
  5. Jack Parkman

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    Throwback Britney :jizz:

     
  6. Jack Parkman

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    Think she’s losing it......again

     
  7. Mr Bulldops

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    Why you say that?
     
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  8. Jack Parkman

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    she’s been posting videos the last week Or so and constantly deleting them then reposting

    maybe it’s just the voice
     
  9. bigred77

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    I think she just isn't really all that intelligent and it shows when she tries to be all speaking in front of a crowd
     
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    Aren't we all?
     
  11. War Grundle

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    She’s so medicated these days I’m not sure she knows where she is at. I bet she has handlers oking everything she posts.
     
  12. Mr Bulldops

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    I started all my meetings today by declaring that it was yacht rock Friday while wearing a Hawaiian shirt, captain’s hat, aviators, a fake mustache, and playing the smooth music of the late 70s and early 80s in the background. If that’s not a normal workday, I don’t know what it is.
     
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  13. ramszoolander

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    What was this IG? Gone now.
     
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  15. 1

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    Nice tits Brit!
     
  16. buckwild

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  17. BrickTamland

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  18. Nandor the Relentless

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    God that voice is so annoying
     
  19. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    “Oops I did it again...”
     
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    You're so annoying
     
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  21. Duck70

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    has her voice always been like that?
     
  22. Henry Blake

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    <3 the crazy
     
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    So I had these candles and then...yadda yadda yadda....I needed a new gym.
     
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  24. GunBuns

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    you’re annoying

    damnit
     
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    She really didn't want Corona in her gym
     
  26. Mr Bulldops

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    yes but with the hot teenager to early twenties Britney you didn’t notice or just didn’t care

    The pushing 40s Britney doesn’t have quite the same leverage
     
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  27. timo

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  28. Tiffin

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    Oddly terrifying.
     
  29. HuskerInMiami

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    Aren't you supposed to change your face every time you hide it?
     
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  31. UncleJesse

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    She is reminding me of the animatronic band at Chuck E Cheese.
     
  32. UncleJesse

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    She wishes she had that range.
     
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    That was lame as fuck.
     
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  35. steamengine

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    Did something happen to her teeth?
     
  36. bigpig

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    Other than the fact that they look radioactive?
     
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  37. TimJimothy

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    looks like they're fake. Too much meth = replacement teeth. I like the gap they put between the two front teeth to make it look real though.
     
  38. timo

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    you guys are mean.
     
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  39. RockHardEnis39

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  40. timo

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    *you're also mean
     
  41. TrustyPatches

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  42. Mr Bulldops

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    or she just didn’t wear her retainer at night like her orthodontist recommended
     
  43. Mr Bulldops

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    Ok, dick move Brit. 3 pics of you laid out in a bikini and then, boom, some dude. Way to fuck with my semi
     
  44. TimJimothy

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    What, you weren't prepared for the semi to turn fully jacked?
     
  45. Mr Bulldops

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    No, I had my grandson on my lap at the time
     
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  48. buckwild

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    r u srs rite now
     
  49. John Blutarsky

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    2020 me: One of these days Britney will be the second best looking person in a video
    1998 me: No way possible
    2020 me: The only other person in the video is a dude
    1998 me: Man 2020 sucks
     
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    Let me preface this by saying I'm a Brit fan. Have been since she first came on the scene around my junior high days and am still a fan today.

    With that being said, I don't know if anyone comes across as being as dumb as she does. I can't point to any one, specific moment that makes me think this. Between her and her trophy man I just get the feeling they have a combined IQ of 90.