ITT Britney Spears discussion

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Emjay, Jul 14, 2009.

  1. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Truly a remarkable turnaround. This is worst-to-first stuff.
     
  2. TC

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    I agree, nice ass
     
  3. RockHardJawn39

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    Just want to reiterate:
     
  4. BP

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  5. backinblack23

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    Yep, would still get it.
     
  6. Fudd

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    That video is at least 12 years old.

    Source: I fapped to that video at least 12 years ago.
     
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  7. buckwild

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  8. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    Who's this chode licker taking our girl from us?
     
  9. dblplay1212

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    Even I could get in shape if I had kisses from her as motivation.
     
  10. Boo MFer!

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    :edmond:
     
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  11. wes tegg

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    Yikes.
     
  12. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Things that make you feel old:

    A thread entitled "Britney Spears would still get it" is now almost 10 years old.
     
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  13. Gunners

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    go through his Instagram and you'll hate him even more. He is pretty though.
     
  14. Mr Bulldops

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    Yet every bit as relevant today as it was a decade ago
     
  15. Redav

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    And here I was not even having an existential crisis today
     
  16. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    I wonder how her pussy is? Do you think she's just been like a raging whore and it's completely beat to shit? Or is she one of those prudes that would rather have it hanging out of her shorts but won't fuck a guy unless he's 8 figures or 10 inches.
     
  17. IanBoyd

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  18. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    There’s some weird shit on this board.
     
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  19. ned's head

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    Were you grunting when you posted this
     
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  20. Gunners

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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    He's hot
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

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    Probably gay
     
  23. Gambler

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    I bet she does butt stuff.
     
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    Perfect
     
  25. Gunners

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    Definitely hot but I hate him for shit like this. Scared for his life and talking about pain doing 1 arm rows

     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    That quad game is pretty bad
     
  27. El Tiburon

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    I mean if she's willing to do a guy that looks like that, I don't see why I don't have a chance.
     
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  28. DirtBall

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    At no point during that “workout” was he Sporting a giant erection. I’m assuming he’s gay.
     
  29. DirtBall

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    And yes, in my fantasy world the perfectly chizzeled hunky guy ALSO has a huge penis.
     
  30. Wu

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    This is straight out of a pornhub comments section
     
  31. buckwild

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    Bulworth has had some interesting thoughts on McKayla Maroney as well...

     
  32. Shawn Hunter

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    :doge::gross:
     
  33. NilesIrish

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  34. IanBoyd

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    Can we just report him to the FBI before he like kills a 12 year old girl and wears her skin?
     
  35. Jigga

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    I clearly see why you don’t
     
  36. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Likely too late, but we can always save the next victim.
     
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  37. NilesIrish

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    Am I the only one creeped out by the use of the first name? For some reason it makes it so much creepier to me.
     
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  38. Hootchmane

    Hootchmane Rock, flag, and blood eagle

    Britney, Xtina, and Jessica were quite the fap trio in their prime
     
  39. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    She’s not Cher level, but given her celebrity status, it’s not uncommon for first name only references.
     
  40. prerecordedlive

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    We would’ve all exited the jb thread a hell of a lot sooner if Bulworth was around then.
     
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  41. IanBoyd

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    TMB was so uncouth in 2009, we called each other faggots and clicked on implied underage girls threads.
     
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  42. Shawn Hunter

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    :doge:
     
  43. TLAU

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    Thought he was probably her age or close to it... nope 24. Dude looks 35. He's not even old enough to appreciate the fact that he's banging Britney :bird:
     
  44. Patface

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  45. bertwing

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    Hey GoodForAnother i think we need to establish a TMB registered sex offender list. This guy is pretty weird and should be on it.
     
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  46. NilesIrish

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    I was talking about the McKayla Maroney quoted posts.
     
  47. Artoo

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  48. Jake Barnes

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    Next year is the 20th anniversary of "Baby, One More Time"

    We old af, fam
     
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  49. DuffandMuff

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    Man, I remember watching that video on TRL after school. Appointment viewing. Couldn’t imagine if I’d had the option to watch it on loop on YouTube (albeit I’d probably watch porn instead).
     
  50. Fusiontegra

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    Oh yeah, he's creepy.
     
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