Brits

More like 5 years on the hop.

 

JonathanCoachman

 

They call cookies “biscuits”. Fucking savages

 

Decent humans

 

Peg Leg Lonergan?

 

Brits out

 

Imagine Messi trying to navigate this pitch on a cold rainy night.

 

Did he tell the tattoo artist to really accenuate the ancillary chins?

 

The metric system is a load of bollocks. How the fuck a piece of paper called a pound?

 

British slang is the fucking best. I have no problems with those dodgy bastards.

 

Scottish IMO

Ex A:

 

Silly, made up country :ignore:

 

Nothing quite puts me in a tizzy like being trollied and having to crawl over the floor in the car park after dropping your keys, innit

 

i’m a certified anglophobe

 

Cockwomble

 

methinks the snoring isn't the problem in that tattoo.

 

An old one, but a favorite.

 

Wrong sauce

 

HOOSINSC

 

Taffy what in the hell is the Isle of Man and their relationship to the UK

 

what! wrong. wrong!

 

I enjoy hot tea in the afternoon in Winter. I also enjoy mashed peas with my fish and chips.

 

Ohio ass food take

 

They're ethnically Celtic, hate the British, and don't want to be a part of the commonwealth. Top lads if you ask me.

 

Oi, you’ve never ad a wigan kebab

 

Not to mention the absolutely insane motorcycle and sidecar racing. Certifiable lunatics, but damn fun to watch .

 

Better than Aussies tho, right?

 

I appreciate their commitment to finding new and exciting ways to use the word cunt

 

If I had Hurley on one hand and Robbie on the other, I would never wash those hands again.

 

They are responsible for Aussies, so maybe even worse.

 

Brexit gammon: Britain’s answer to the trumper car selfie collage.

 

Take it to the France thread.

 

you’re making poor alliances in the gustatory wars

 

I still get Indian on this side.

 

Yeah, but for you “never again” is like a week.

 

the fuck you do

Indians hate English food, that’s why the English eat Indian food

 

The sun never sets on British culinary tastes.