Bro Code Question

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  1. Wendel Clark

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    Want some opinions here. So one of my best friend moved back from Texas. His good friend grew up down here in south Florida and is with a girl down here but he still lives in Texas. I’ve met them a handful of times. I left my good friend from the west palm cigar bar tonight and stopped at another cigar shop. I literally was hanging out with the dude from Texas and his girl last Saturday and he went back to Texas. I walked into the bar tonight and she was there with another dude. She saw me and immediately tried to hide her face. I walked away and saw her and the dude pay their tab and immediately leave.

    So the question is do I tell my friend I saw his friend with another dude
     
  2. Barves2125

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    Would you want to know if you were the friend? I know I would.
     
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  3. Name P. Redacted

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    From what you described, yes tell your friend.
     
  4. southlick

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  5. Wendel Clark

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    That’s what I keep telling myself.
     
  6. Wendel Clark

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    It’s crazy that she went to the same bar we were just at Saturday not expecting a thing like this to happen
     
  7. Barves2125

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    :bro:
     
  8. Dump

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  9. bro

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    Of course you fucking do
     
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  10. Wendel Clark

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    Alright I got confirmation what I know I need to do. Shitty position to be in
     
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  11. poor paul

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    You tell your friend. Are you in middle school?
     
  12. HoosDaMan

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    You blackmail her into sex first. Jk
     
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  13. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Boy I tried to keep up with who is whose friend and who was or is currently in Texas and now I gotta lay down
     
  14. Corky Bucek

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    Why the jk?
     
  15. Nandor the Relentless

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    I would have called him before she even left the bar
     
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  16. CaneKnight

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    Who is it
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    Nah Brah
    I’ve seen this porno but in SEC country where op is it has to be his sister

    he did use Bro Code so yes he probably is
     
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  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    It reads like a fucking math question.

    While leaving one friend in Texas at any given time, how many friends can she go on dates with in any two adjacent weekends? Let w= cigar shops.
     
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  19. bigred77

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    Lol
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    Yea, bro, you fucking tell your friend as fast as you can. Hopefully fast enough you could see her cell phone ring when he calls her.

    :bro:
     
  20. portlandspartan

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    It’s 2021. You fucking confront them and film it for Tik Tok. You messed up bro.
     
  21. Corky Bucek

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    Everybody knows c=cigar shops, not w
     
  22. Voodoo

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    Bro
     
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  23. wes tegg

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    Where does bro code come into play?
     
  24. TrustyPatches

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    I did this once and my buddy stayed with the girl and stopped talking to me.
     
  25. bigred77

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    Well your friend is a pussy
     
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  26. Fusiontegra

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  27. wes tegg

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    this isn’t even his friend, though. It’s his friend’s friend.
     
  28. wes tegg

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    Just dogshit writing, op. F-
     
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  29. Handcuffed

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    i simply cannot believe how much weird stuff happens at cigar bars
     
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  30. wes tegg

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    I can’t imagine going from one cigar bar to another.
     
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  31. Handcuffed

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    :roll: i didn't even put that together in my head when reading the op :roll:
     
  32. Corky Bucek

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    You don’t live in Florida so you wouldn’t understand
     
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  33. Redav

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    Always gotta consult the bro code
     
  34. TC

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    Article 1 Section 6 of Bro Code says you tell that motherfucker #BroCo
     
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  35. Bruce Bowen

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    If your best friend from Texas, is out with your good friend’s girl friend who lives in Texas, but aren’t friends and your boy friend shows up with a Texas Tea what do you do?
     
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  37. electronic

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    Unfortunately, the bro code requires you to be quiet while a friend’s girlfriend cheats on him under the “cockblocking is not chill” section.


    Also, I know that may have been what it looked like, but while absolutely telling your friend, I’d make sure to phrase it in a way that doesn’t make you look like an asshole if this was a coincidence and she was there with her cousin or something.
     
  38. a.tramp

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    You tell the guy but be fully prepared to be the one that gets cut off, not the girl. Have seen it played out that way multiple times.

    But at least one day maybe he will be the one that comes back saying he was an idiot and you can laugh and have a few beers.
     
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  39. Doc Louis

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    Yeah you'd think she'd go to a different cigar bar or something.

    Maybe y'all should try finding women in other places? These cigar store skanks seem a little too fast for your friend's friend.
     
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  40. —

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    I’d have called the cops and my buddy’s parents before she was even able to cover her face.
     
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  41. Butthead

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    How many cigar bars are there where you live?
     
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  42. Wicket

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    so think doesnt really feel like that tough a pickle to be in. You have no allegiances to anyone but your friends friend and if you tell it to your direct friend (with the explicit expectation that he will relay your findings) you dont even have to have the tough conversation.
     
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  43. Redav

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    What are your top 5 codes?

    bro
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    Mountain Dew Code Red
     
  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    We're getting cigar bar stories again, nature is healing.
     
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  46. TrustyPatches

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    I mean, she was hot as fuck and they ended up getting married, then divorced, then remarried and now separated.. I’m not that handsome and I certainly wasn’t willing to offer the lifetime of misery he apparently desired so I guess I understand
     
  47. GoodForAnother

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    so I was at the cigar bar, not the usual one but another one
     
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