Browns Thread: 'Twas fun while it lasted

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  1. Corch

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    He is exactly the type of player we need on defense. He's not what he once was but he has attitude and leadership and I suspect he'll hold the group to a high standard like Landry has.

    But then we do have Robert Jackson and Tavierre Thomas already.
     
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  2. Todd Bonzales

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    I dislike a LOT of players in the NFL. JJ Watt, for example, is one of the biggest dildo douche bags I’ve ever seen. That said, I would personally send him mirrors and cameras for him to do flex-offs with his dickhole brothers if he somehow made his way to Cleveland. Be on my team and help us win, I’ll gladly look the other way.
     
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  3. HotMic

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    Today I learned saying you don’t want Richard Sherman means you’re good with what they had last year. Crazy.

    Hey, let’s bring him in though. I anxiously await him teaching Ward how to shit on people he has no experience with on Twitter, or maybe he can show Chubb how lying about an opponent can cause a unwarranted media storm! Such a great locker room presence!
     
  4. Corch

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    I don't give a shit about twitter arguments or "unwarranted media storms".
     
  5. HotMic

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    He’s a cancer
     
  6. Corch

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    That must be why he's been voted a captain the last two years.
     
  7. HotMic

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    Former Florida Gators captain Terry Joiner is in jail for murdering his wife. Great dude!
     
  8. Corch

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    I don't see the correlation.
     
  9. SugarShaun

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    HotMic I was just poking fun at you, you’re entitled to your opinion; even if everyone else thinks you’re crazy.

    But stop trying to justify it/convince others they’re wrong
     
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  10. HotMic

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  11. Corch

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    Absolutely.
     
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  12. Corch

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    Lol the Randall Joiner post is honestly one of the worst takes I've ever seen.

    "You know who else was a captain? Adolf Hitler of his sixth grade tennis team. You still want to sign Sherman?"
     
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  13. Brownstown

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    Well with that being said I know I don’t want to sign hitler. Now donte Hitner on the other hand...
     
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  14. dukebuckeye

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    How? He’s been a leader and a player younger guys have looked up to for a while. He’s a champion and multiple time team captain.
     
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  15. SugarShaun

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    OSU should get rid of Gee Scott Jr. I don’t like the influence Sherman has had on him. Sure to fuck up the locker room
     
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  16. HotMic

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    Hitler was never a captain

    :themoreyouknow:
     
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  17. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Just looked it up, he’s an Aries.
     
  18. CTownND

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    The Anderson Varejao Factor
     
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  19. dukebuckeye

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    Aaron Craft Factor
     
  20. HotMic

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  21. HotMic

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    Hopefully our staff is taking note of how important good LB’er play is.
     
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  22. dukebuckeye

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    We need to make sure we vet their Twitter interactions before film though.
     
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  23. bro

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    Whole afc needs to take notes about how to build a defense to beat KC
     
  24. HotMic

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    Lastest TDN is pretty much my :jizz: draft:


    26. Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah, LB, Notre Dame

    58. Ifeatu Melifonwu, CB, Syracuse

    89. Jabril Cox, LB, LSU

    91. Quincy Roche, DE, Miami

    110. Andre Cisco, SAF, Syracuse

    130. Darius Stills, DT, West Virginia

    168. Dazz Newsome, WR, North Carolina

    206. Rachard Wildgoose Jr., CB, Wisconsin

    250. Tarron Jackson, DE, Coastal Carolina
     
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  25. phunkybuck

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    I thought Goodson was pretty good this year and would like to bring him back on a reasonable contract. Not a superstar but good depth and was solid in coverage and is only 27.
     
  26. Corch

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    He wasn't bad but man he looked really slow against KC
     
  27. TheGrifter

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    Do the Browns make a serious run at JJ Watt after his release today?
     
  28. HotMic

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    Analytics would say hard pass
     
  29. Doyle McPoyle

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    He's had 1 good season in his last 5. Unless you can get him for cheap I would hope we pass.
     
  30. TheGrifter

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    I would agree. But, if you can get him at a reasonable price, I think he’d be a great locker room guy for a young team like the Browns.
     
  31. CTownND

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    He's made enough money in his career that I wouldn't be shocked if he's looking for a team who made the final 8 last year on a lower check. We had how much tied up in Olivier Vernon last year?

    You also don't need him to be great and healthy for a season, just great and healthy for a few games in December and January.
     
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  32. OhioHoo

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    You just need someone else that the offense has to think about so they can’t triple team Myles.
     
  33. dukebuckeye

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    We had $15 million tied up in Vernon last year. You could probably get JJ for a 2 year/$18m deal.
     
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  34. JohnnyChimpo

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  35. UKupNorth

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    Torn on this one. His production has decreased immensely, but I think he could still be productive in situational pass rush packages. Don't think he is a 3 down DE anymore. I also think he could be a great locker room guy because he plays hard all the time (when healthy). Add him, trade OBJ to TB for Godwin, and then focus on defense in the draft.

    :sixflagsguy:
     
  36. The Fuck Lion

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    If it comes down to signing Watt vs signing a few solid pieces on D ... sign me up for the latter.

    Also, no doubt in my mind that Watt has some level of interest in Cleveland.
     
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  37. Corch

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    I want JJ and I don't care who knows it.

    We need leadership on defense really bad
     
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  38. Corch

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    Get rid of Odell, restructure Jarvis, pay Chubb, Teller, and Baker.
     
  39. Celemo

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    this
     
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  40. The Fuck Lion

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    i would be ok with a 2nd and 4th this year for OBJ. Assuming there is an impactful FA class that opens up the possibility to add a WR in the first or 2nd. Very deep WR class, be interested to see who would fall to 26
     
  41. HotMic

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    I’d need to see what kind of money they throw at JJ before I decided if it was a good deal or not.
     
  42. Corch

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    I would take about anything for him. The offense has been better without him.
     
  43. The Fuck Lion

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    i think the dude gets paid off name recognition alone
     
  44. dukebuckeye

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    If it's any more than $10m per year and over 2 years guaranteed money, it'll be a bad deal.
     
  45. dukebuckeye

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    I really want JJ, but I don't want to be dumb with our money. We need JJ and like 3 more pieces on defense.
     
  46. HotMic

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    Offseason:

    Sign SAF Anthony Harris to a 4 year deal
    Sign DE JJ Watt to a 2 year deal
    Sign CB Mike Hilton to a 3 year deal
    Sign LB Matt Milano to a 3 year deal
    Sign SAF Malik Hooker to a 1 year deal
    Sign OL Matt Feiler to a 2 year deal

    Resign: Higgins, Goodson, Mitchell, Lamm

    Draft:
    26. Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah, LB Notre Dame
    58. Tommy Togiai, DT, Ohio State
    89. Paulson Adebo, CB, Stanford
    91. Victor Dimukeje, DE, Duke
    111. Dyami Brown, WR, North Carolina
    131. Ronnie Perkins, DE, Oklahoma
    170. Joshuah Bledsoe, SAF, Missouri
    211. Jarret Patterson, RB, Buffalo
    248. Paddy Fisher, LB, Northwestern

    Two deep:

    QB: Mayfield - Keenum
    RB: Chubb - Hunt
    WR: Beckham - Peoples-Jones
    WR: Landry - Higgins
    TE: Hooper - Bryant/Njoku
    OT: Wills - Lamm
    OG: Bitonio - Feiler
    C: Tretter - Harris
    OG: Teller - Hance
    OT: Conklin - Hubbard

    DE: Garrett - Clayborn
    DT: Togiai - Billings
    DT: Richardson - Elliot
    DE: Watt - Dimukeje
    LB: Owusu-Koramoah - Takitaki
    LB: Goodson - Phillips
    LB: Milano - Wilson
    CB: Ward - Adebo
    S: Harrison - Bledsoe
    S: Harris - Delpit/Hooker
    CB: Williams - Mitchell
    SLOT: Hilton - Stewart
     
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  47. Corch

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    We're idiots if we don't extend Chubb and Teller this offseason
     
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    i'm betting we see extensions for Chubb, Teller, Ward and Mayfield. Berry is all about extending early if he believes in the talent/character/fit
     
  49. dukebuckeye

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    JJ Watt is reportedly fielding offers for $15-$16m per year. No thanks.
     
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  50. Corch

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    I'd do Chubb and Teller this offseason and Baker next year. Ward is tbd