Bruce Willis has Aphasia

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  1. Fudd

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    Literally one mention of Unbreakable and it was in a post with 20 other movies.

    Great fucking movie.
     
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  2. ARSENAL

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    How could I forget “The Kid”. Watched this dozens of times in middle school (02)
     
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  3. Eric The Viking

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    Lol, the earpiece guy is the guy I doubled. Got to wear a little bit of a fat suit, which helped pad the fall some. They apparently give him easy gigs and then kill him off each time pretty quickly.
     
  4. ~ taylor ~

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    I signed up for a DVD club like 20 years ago and the Unbreakable disk was literally broken in 3 pieces when it arrived. I thought that was pretty funny.
     
  5. HoosDaMan

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    Based on this post, I watched Pig last night. It was indeed good.
     
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  6. Lip

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    You’re welcome.
     
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  7. joe-

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    it kinda seems like it’s his handlers trying to get the bag for themselves while they still can
     
  8. Daniel Ocean

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    isn’t it ironic, don’t ya think
     
  9. Redav

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  11. Hank Scorpio

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    Just saw this news on Twitter. So sad :(
     
  12. Bo Pelinis

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    Worst environment imaginable. That's all you have to say. Worst environment imaginable.
     
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  13. southlick

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    He must of been shooting movies like crazy, before the diagnosis, because he still has movies coming out.
     
  14. Bo Pelinis

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    Trying v hard to decide if making a space dementia reference is in bad taste
     
  15. CF3234

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    He absolutely was. And almost all of them are horrible.
     
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  16. Hank Scorpio

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    I think I remember reading that he started shooting a ton of stuff when he realized he was having issues
     
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  17. Larry Sura

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    RIP (basically)
     
  18. Gaknight

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    Just recently on a plane tried to watch a very very bad knockoff version of diehard where Bruce tried to flood a town and god that movie was awful. Now I feel bad for making fun of Bruce for actually taking that role.
     
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  19. CF3234

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    Try cosmic sin. I couldn’t make it through 30 minutes
     
  20. Wicked

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    Know a guy who had this. Didn't make it a year.
     
  21. Celemo

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    Bruce’s catalog has so much goodwill left that these last dozen plus cash grab turds don’t even matter when I think of him. At least he tried to provide for his fam’s future
     
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  22. Duck70

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    I have told my wife that if I ever get dementia like this, sign me up for the Death with Dignity in Oregon and let me take the pills.
     
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  23. southlick

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    He's pumping out movies left and right but the final one, unfortunately, is here.

     
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  24. Redav

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    He's wearing a clearly visible ear piece in some of those last movies. People suggest he was being fed the lines