Bump when Pooping (Spoilers)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by jorge, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis The first million is the hardest- Hitler
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersSt. Louis CardinalsMemphis Grizzlies

    this thread is another one that makes me cry bc I'm laughing so hard. I'm hangin out at my girl's house and just started laughing uncontrollably and she is all "what's so funny? what are you lookin at?" so now I'm all "nothin" :welpseeyalater:
     
  2. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah
    Donor

    I made an island myself last night. I had to take a nap afterwards
     
  3. Poe Dameron

    Poe Dameron The best fucking pilot in the galaxy
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesNew York YankeesNew York KnicksNew York GiantsVancouver CanucksWWETexas State Bobcats

    taking a post WWE Vengeance dump right now
     
  4. 34

    34 just gonna send it
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsToronto Blue JaysToronto RaptorsOttawa SenatorsArsenal

    i miss bowanko

    we had a poop-off lasting for like a month, i was competitive even though i'm half his size
     
  5. clutch posted while he felt a poop was coming on and then after he pooped. somethings telling me hes not doing this right
     
  6. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Bama, Southern Miss, Barves
    Donor

  7. D. Silver

    D. Silver Breakfast Foods
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsWashington NationalsWashington WizardsWashington RedskinsWashington Capitals

    had my morning coffee 20 minutes ago. Morning dump commence.
     
  8. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningWWE

    school poop. :feelsawkwardman:
     
  9. 34

    34 just gonna send it
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsToronto Blue JaysToronto RaptorsOttawa SenatorsArsenal

    Wrote midterm, came home, now clearing bowels

    Don't know what I'd do without my phone while on the can
     
  10. watson

    watson Defending Artoo's Freedom Since 2016
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksBaltimore OriolesBaltimore RavensLiverpool

    Currently pooping.

    I'm at a community college for work today and just walked like a bitch across the door of a class with some talent because I could feel the shit forcing its way out and it was the only way to keep it in.
     
  11. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
    Donor

    [​IMG]

    had pizza last night, it's going down
     
  12. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesTennessee Titans

    i see your pizza and raise you with a double checker burger and fully loaded fries :shitofdeath:...doesnt get much worse than checkers, krystal, or taco bell
     
  13. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
    Donor
    Michigan Wolverines

    Smells like I just shit out a rotted carcass
     
  14. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
    Donor

    I had a pulled pork sandwich with chipotle bbq sauce for lunch before the pizza..it was a fine enough concotion if I do say so miself
     
  15. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis The first million is the hardest- Hitler
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersSt. Louis CardinalsMemphis Grizzlies

  16. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Bama, Southern Miss, Barves
    Donor

    Bump for a fresh steamy shit
     
  17. jorge

    jorge FrankReynolds's Charlie
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsLiverpool

    Man My asshole is getting stage fright or something.
     
  18. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesNew Orleans SaintsSan Jose SharksTottenhamOrlando City

    Currently taking my just got to the gym better get it all out before I lift dump.
     
  19. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose
    Donor

    Had mellow mushroom last night and the leftovers today mixed around raisin bran for breakfast. At work getting paid for this one
     
    RuFan27 likes this.
  20. jorge

    jorge FrankReynolds's Charlie
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsLiverpool

    Getting paid for it always makes it worth it.
     
  21. TheWampa

    TheWampa A Real Hoth Mess
    Clemson TigersAtlanta BravesTottenhamUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamOrlando City

    Coffee shit. Taking my shirt off for this one.
     
    Craig Pettis and Clutch like this.
  22. Croomsday

    Croomsday I Miss My Creeepies
    Donor
    Mississippi State BulldogsMemphis Grizzlies

  23. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksChicago CubsChicago BullsChicago Bears

    Underrated move. I can't poo anymore if I have a shirt on.
     
  24. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesTennessee Titans

    always. once you go shirtless you will never go back

     
  25. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesBaltimore RavensNashville PredatorsUSA RugbyUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

  26. Wu

    Wu Sorry I'm using British English
    TMB OG
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesMiami HeatMiami DolphinsArsenalUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamOrlando City

  27. pearroh

    pearroh New'ish Member
    Donor
    Los Angeles DodgersOakland RaidersLos Angeles KingsArsenalLos Angeles Galaxy

    Feels goodman.. feels good
     
  28. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    laptop is with me whilst i poop
     
  29. hardcorekickball

    hardcorekickball working fire
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsMinnesota WildChelseaUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamSporting Kansas City

    Whole bunch of gas, little tiny turd. :bang:
     
    Kirk Fogg likes this.
  30. FrankReynolds

    FrankReynolds Lord Commander of the Trollwatch
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsCleveland BrownsLiverpoolUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    unconfirmed reports are coming across the news desk right now that user jorge was tickled so forcefully he shit his pants.

    more at 11.
     
  31. TableKnight

    TableKnight Go Knights
    Donor TMB OG

    iPhone prebedtime poop
     
  32. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah
    Donor

  33. D. Silver

    D. Silver Breakfast Foods
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsWashington NationalsWashington WizardsWashington RedskinsWashington Capitals

    Only way to dump.
     
  34. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPittsburgh PiratesPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh Penguins

  35. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Bama, Southern Miss, Barves
    Donor

    Loudest, most explosive, foulest smelling beer shits ever... Thank you Hercules
     
  36. Clutch

    Clutch Thanks
    Donor
    Syracuse OrangemenNew York YankeesNew York KnicksBuffalo BillsNew York RangersEvertonUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    after school poop
     
  37. jorge

    jorge FrankReynolds's Charlie
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsLiverpool

    Didn't really poop yesterday, but a couple times on sunday. Heres to the first of the day :beerchug:
     
  38. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Bama, Southern Miss, Barves
    Donor

    On average how many times do y'all shit per day? I'm probably pushing 3 at least
     
  39. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesKansas City Chiefs

    Currently seeing a man about a horse.
     
  40. jorge

    jorge FrankReynolds's Charlie
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsLiverpool

    One unless I get something that throws me off like lots of beer. Then it takes a few days to recover.
     
  41. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Bama, Southern Miss, Barves
    Donor

    Maybe this is why I shit so much... I don't live a very healthy lifestyle
     
  42. Clutch

    Clutch Thanks
    Donor
    Syracuse OrangemenNew York YankeesNew York KnicksBuffalo BillsNew York RangersEvertonUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

  43. Clutch

    Clutch Thanks
    Donor
    Syracuse OrangemenNew York YankeesNew York KnicksBuffalo BillsNew York RangersEvertonUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    one-wiper :mulletsmug:
     
  44. Long Ball Larry

    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideMiami Dolphins

    Post spicy chic fil a sammich poop coming down the pipe.

    edit: On hold because someone is pooping in the other stall at work.:angry:
     
  45. Franktus and 96 others

    Franktus and 96 others Bama, Southern Miss, Barves
    Donor

    you dont competitively poop against the other person in the bathroom?
     
  46. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Ball State #1
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesBall State CardinalsChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago Bears

  47. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesUtah JazzGreen Bay PackersArsenal

    0-1
     
  48. bama1

    bama1 I like you
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesAtlanta Falcons

    You're suppose to shit 30-60 minutes after every time you eat a meal so 3 times a day is common/right.