***Bundesliga Thread***

this BM - VFL game

 

Never have our kits looked so goddamn good to play so goddamn bad in. Red was suspect but it shouldn’t have mattered.

 

Kane put the condom……….on

 

St Pauli’s President sitting in the stands with their away supporters in Munich is everything that makes that club so easy to root for unless you’re HSV.

 

Cheeky

 

Being an HSV supporter seems miserable.

 

It really does

 

Phenomenal

 

Pretty cool after two successive relegations.

 

Oh no...musiala being helped off

 

Because why not. It’s not like we lost Phonzie and Upa for the remainder of the season last week or anything.

 

Harry S Kane scores literally immediately after Augsburg goes a man down

 

Pauli with a weird and wild goal at almost the death to snatch 3 huge points at Kiel. Let's fucking go!

 

Thomas Müller’s last der klassiker today

 

Bayern’s goalie looks like he’s 10 years old.

 

Plays like it too

 

Oh serge

 

Gnabry completely flipped the game on its head

 

I swear he fucking sandbags 90% of the season and turns it on when he feels like it

 

Serge Gnabry dumb nice
Hale end baby

 

With us drawing and Union drawing Kusen this morning, we’ve got 6 points between 1 and 2 at the top with 5 matches to go. We have 2 bottom table opponents and 3 against teams in the hunt for European spots. Kusen has one against St Pauli in Hamburg and 4 upper half teams. Got to call it 7 points for Kusen because we have a paltry +25 goal diff over them.

 

We’re two league wins from Harry’s first trophy

 

This dude thinks he's Neuer?

 

lol RBL

 

Thats a wrap

 

Current Neuer, not prime Neuer

 

Congrats to Harry S and Dier on their first hardware.

 

Boots on the ground in Freiburg* to watch them draw Leverkusen and confirm Harry Kane his title.

*easily my fav city in Germany btw. Such a vibrant and green city, plus amazing access to Black Forest hiking. Despite cold and rain during the match, the two days prior were 25 degrees and sunny. Elite vibes.

 

That place is special, man. They’re a different team there when they channel that Black Forest magic. Freiburg, Augsburg and Mainz (especially during Karnival) are never guaranteed away wins.

 

Congrats NoleNBlue (Ret.) from an unofficial Bayern supporter

 

Thank you, sir

 

Very cool that Schalke aren’t mathematically safe with one game left in the season. Wheels have absolutely fallen off and the club is as aimless as ever.

 

HSV going to finally do it?

 

The Hamburg Derby gonna be in the top flight for the fist time since 2010-11

 

You better not have jinxed it since St Pauli is still not safe.

 

Hoffenheim in the relegation play off pls

 

Scenes in Hamburg

 

crazy how they were in 2 for so long and how Schalke remain there.

 

And they’re both in the top 5 biggest clubs in Germany. Neither should ever be in the second division.

 

Meanwhile Elversberg might be in the Bundesliga next season.

 

Dortmund in a tough spot.

Need some sort of result at Leverkusen in Xabi’s last home match or they’re out of UCL. Could possibly see themselves out of Europa too.
Even with a draw, they’ll need help from Frankfurt on the final day

Currently:

 

With Frankfurt and Freiburg playing next week they’re not in the worst spot, really need the help today more than next week. St Pauli holding on would be huge

 

St. Pauli hangs on