Burning Man: who has gone before?

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  1. DetroitIrish3

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    I’m going for my first time this year with a few friends. What should I expect and what are must haves for going?
     
  2. Struggler

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    Mannequin heads. Lots of mannequin heads
     
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  3. 941Gator

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    https://www.reddit.com/r/BurningMan/
     
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  5. DetroitIrish3

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  6. 941Gator

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    Nug will probably be there. Can’t speak for his owner BamaNug but be on the look out for the dog
     
  7. ShuPoor

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    Antibiotics. Valtrex.
     
  8. Goose

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    Cock sock
     
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  9. BamaNug

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    Join a camp, if you haven’t already, don’t just show up. Get involved. Get weird
     
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  11. Nandor the Relentless

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    What?
     
  12. BamaNug

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    Join a camp with ppl that have been before. There are 100s of camps of all themes. It’s not an event you show up to without a plan. Do research, get involved, you’ll have a much better time.
     
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  13. Tiffin

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    They have meet ups throughout the year across the country to plan stuff. I think they call them burns. Like potentially hundreds of people in these camps.
     
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  14. Corky Bucek

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    I'd pay good money for Nantucket dump and Lyrtch to be apart of the same camp and have a video crew follow them around.
     
  15. Corky Bucek

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  16. Gin Buckets

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    I actually haven't been. Have a lot of friends who've gone though.
     
  17. DetroitIrish3

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    I’m excited for it. I went to Oregon Eclipse in 2017, which was probably the closest I’ve gotten to that feel thus far.
     
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  19. Lawnole23

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    I have a friend who goes occasionally. He dresses up like Jesus with white robes. He entered the sex Olympics not knowing what he was doing but only had to do the sex toy human centipede and naked pyramid. He also went to the naked pub crawl but it was just a bunch of "gay dudes" but he still had a good time.
     
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  20. TC

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    How long will it be before you're comfortable talking about this in the first person?
     
  21. Lawnole23

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    I travel with my pillow and a noise machine when I'm staying overnight somewhere. Lol at me going to Burning Man and sleeping outside in the desert.
     
  22. Joe_Pesci

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    i feel like it would have been cooler back before people were filming EPIC videos in 4k for their vimeo page
     
  23. Wu

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    Can’t imagine the smell
     
  24. BamaNug

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    They had almost 80,000 people last year. That's insane. They're trying to reel it in a bit, but it's kind of like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

    I'm pretty sure I'll go eventually, hopefully after it calms down a bit.
     
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  25. allothersnsused

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    Would you say you're not a Burning FAN? lol
     
  26. Biship

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    Friend went

    Said it was weird. Did lots of drugs to get through it all.
     
  27. Popovio

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    DetroitIrish3 Go to the Reverbia camp. Find a guy named Toto, he'll probably be behind a mixing board. Tell him Pachee Pachenka sent you, he'll show you a good time.

    I'm totally serious btw.
     
  28. a.tramp

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    What kind of drugs did you just get injected up DetroitIrish’s ass?
     
  29. 941Gator

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  30. 941Gator

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    real or not, amazing post.
     
  31. wes tegg

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    That’s it?!
     
  32. Popovio

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    Oh, it's real.
     
  33. Lawnole23

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    It doesn't get that much more interesting. They wanted Jesus to be the front of the centipede so he just held a sex toy between his legs while some other person held it in their mouth behind him.
     
  34. wes tegg

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    “Between his legs”
    :edmond:
     
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  35. DetroitIrish3

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    I’m 100% taking you up on this, too.
     
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  36. DuffandMuff

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    Let us know what your burner name is
     
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  37. Marty Kaan

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    I’ve been. I’ll post a couple lists of things to bring and what to expect as well as what parties tonholler at.
     
  38. theriner69er

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    a one man centipede?
     
  39. Lawnole23

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    4 people. He was the front holding the dildo between his legs. The person behind him had it in their mouth. I did not receive information on what was happening with the other two people. You’ll just have to use your imagination.
     
  40. theriner69er

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  41. hood b. goode

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    [​IMG]
     
  42. devine

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    I can’t believe you’re still buying the “between his legs” thing lol
     
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  43. BamaNug

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  44. BudKilmer

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    Id rather go to prison than burning man
     
  45. Popovio

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  46. DetroitIrish3

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    I could barely navigate that place with my shitty bike, so I never did.

    But I’m back and it was amazing.
     
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  47. DetroitIrish3

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    Why?
     
  48. BudKilmer

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  49. Barves2125

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    Tell us tales of your adventures, traveler.
     
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  50. DetroitIrish3

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    Dust, dust everywhere.

    It’s a great experience overall - just a ton of camps and people giving things away at all times; people would legitimately bring griddles to the dance floors and make people pancakes and such. I barely explored during the day due to heat and my bike sucking, which made it hard to peddle, but would go out around 9PM most nights until 8AM and get back to my camp to sleep for 5-7 hours.

    The art was absolutely stunning. So much creativity amongst that community.

    Very weird not spending a dollar for 8 straight days but being handed drinks, food, and many other things by complete strangers.

    I will be going back for sure.