Cannibals of TMB feat. Armie Hammer

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  1. Gallant Knight

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    It looks like the man from UNCLE is into some light cannibalism

     
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  2. spagett

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    Disappointed "I will make you say uncle" wasn't in the texts
     
  3. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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  4. Bruce Bowen

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    Due to my child I refer to him as Jackson Storm.
     
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  5. Josey Wales

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    That is an underrated movie to watch on cable.
     
  6. Boo MFer!

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  7. DUCKMOUTH

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    I’m not familiar with this guy: guess I’ll watch some films
     
  8. Celemo

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    dude played the Winklevoss twins in The Social Network
     
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  9. DUCKMOUTH

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    Ahh. I do remember that. Just not a name I recognize
     
  10. Boo MFer!

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  11. Bruce Bowen

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    Start with Cars 3. Easily his best work.
     
  12. elfrid

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    this is all just pr for that silence of the lambs series on cbs
     
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  13. The.Barron.of.Miles

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  14. spagett

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    Like it

    Stay woke
     
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  15. 40wwttamgib

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    no kink shaming please and thank you
     
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  16. Artoo

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  17. Kirk Fogg

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    He probably thought nocturnal animals was going to be a totally different movie.
     
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  19. Detlef Schrempf

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    is it hard to barbecue plastic?
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    Damn it. Was going post "Wouldn't plastic melt?"
     
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  21. SC

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    Well, the Call Me By Your Name sequel should be a bit darker than the first, it appears.
     
  22. Artoo

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    None of this is weirder than being named Armie Hammer.
     
  23. Chipper>Jeter

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    Sounds like the name of a war correspondent
     
  24. dukebuckeye

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    I just hope he doesn’t use ketchup like a child.
     
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  25. Jake Barnes

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    [​IMG]
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

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    i’d like to barque and eat her.
     
  27. bro

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  29. fsugrad99

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    Up your sexting game man
     
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  30. IV

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    Any of his ex’s missing or anything?
     
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  31. Boo MFer!

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    Shaq: In u foreva

    Dominica: I miss that
     
  32. spagett

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    That looks like an anime character
     
  33. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Looks like a real doll to me.
     
  34. Josey Wales

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    Clicked that article and figured I’d read a paragraph. The hammer family reads like a fiction novel. My word.
     
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  35. Boo MFer!

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  36. 40wwttamgib

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    wonder how many people he's eaten in the past 15 months
     
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  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    Probably depends on the size of the person
     
  38. Roy

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    Granted I’ve never seen this woman before, but judging from that picture she looks like a terrible choice for some cannibal bbq
     
  39. Boo MFer!

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    You mean literally or the figurative sense in terms of getting them to waste their money on a timeshare?
     
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  41. Saul Shabazz

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    0% chance he's down there not murdering people
     
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  42. dukebuckeye

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    Is this guy The Liver King?
     
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  43. Boo MFer!

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    You’re thinking of Jim Morrison.
     
  44. Roy

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    Has anyone ever seen Shinzonᴵᴵ and Armie Hammer in the same room at the same time? Many bc people are saying no
     
  45. Shinzon

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    Gonna have to fill me in how you got there based on that post, lol. Would it be just seeing bodies as specific parts I’m guessing?
     
  46. Roy

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    That pic is a direct joke at pics, commonly seen at restaurants and butchers, showing a cut of meat’s name and it’s corresponding position on an animal’s body.

    I mean honestly if you didn’t realize that when you saw and posted the pic, then what tf did you even find interesting about it in the first place? lmaoooooo
     
  47. Roy

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    For reference to vegetarians and people living under a rock:

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  48. Shinzon

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    I’ve seen those for sure. But nope, I didn’t make any butcher shop/cut of meat connection to the pic. Honestly just thought it was cool/unique way to draw that.

    Put away your toolbox, Mr. Norris. We’re not all thinking about murder. :ohnoes::laugh:
     
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