Cardale Jones- First of His Name, Poacher of Badgers, Controller of Tides, Slayer of Ducks.

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  1. dukebuckeye

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  2. Pelican

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    I have that same necklace.
     
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  3. og

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    nice fit cardale
     
  4. GGCD

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  5. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    He's my favorite player in CFB that isn't a Gator
     
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  6. dukebuckeye

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  7. CraigAnne Conway

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    I feel bad that Cardale has to meet Obama today
     
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  8. Whammy Business

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    What's an "of duck?"
     
  9. Corch

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    Too many of's in the title.

    #bgsu
     
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  10. Pelican

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    You are.
     
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  11. OopsPowSurprise

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    You're not one of those #notmypresident people are you
     
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  12. Goose

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    He is. He stands with Rand
     
  13. Corch

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    Please take this somewhere else
     
  14. dukebuckeye

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    FUCK YOUR MOM
     
  15. CraigAnne Conway

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    Well I certainly didn't vote for him.
    And I wouldn't cross the street to shake his hand.
    He is my president, but it's through no fault of mine.
     
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  16. bro

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    well I am sure the Ohio State football team, especially Cardale, is pretty pumped.

    I do hope that Cardale punks him somehow. I know he has big balls, but likely not that big
     
  17. CraigAnne Conway

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    Do you think Barack remembers what Bosa said about his wife?
     
  18. Pelican

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    Cardale Jones @CJ12_ · 12m
    I'm Just Saying, President Obama asked how was my daughter Chloe AND called me 12Gauge, no big deal
     
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  19. bro

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    awesome
     
  20. BP

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    Bravo on the thread title :golfclap:
     
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  21. Corch

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  22. Corch

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  23. FarEastJets

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    That Captain's hat fits him about as well as normal-sized rubbers.
     
  24. og

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    I feel dirty for being so in love with him
     
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  25. D. Silver

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    He is just a treasure.
     
  26. Pelican

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  27. herb.burdette

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    Really feel this gif needs to be on the first page of the new Cardale Jones thread:

    [​IMG]
     
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  28. dukebuckeye

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  29. dukebuckeye

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  30. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    I need to step in and arbitrate this situation.

    surely we can decide on Mortal Combat or Fifa
     
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  31. Pelican

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    holy fuck that is amazing
     
  32. gus_chiggins

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    kid needs to tell him if he wants to get that black ass beat, lace up dem skates, homie
     
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  33. HotMic

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    Cardale is just the best. You can't hate him, it's impossible.
     
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  34. Pelican

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  35. HotMic

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    B12 fans, please control your new money.
     
  36. Corch

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    #nocompition
    #undefeated
    #dreams
     
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  37. bro

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    that little kid looks like 90% of the girls I see at my downtown hipster coffee shop

    glad to see he is doing better and setting trends
     
  38. D. Silver

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    Cardale takes no prisoners, bum.
     
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  39. dukebuckeye

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  41. skiedfrillet

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    i get so much pleasure out of his tweets
     
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  42. val venis

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    He is truly a national treasure.

    :ohgosh:
     
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  44. Joey Freshwater

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    Cardale Jones is a one guy that I want to hate, but God damnit he's so funny I just can't do it.
     
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  47. og

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  48. Cheshire Bridge

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    This guy is hilarious. I get the sense that he is self aware. He knows exactly what he's doing. Unlike Jameis.
     
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