Cardinals to hire Kliff Kingsbury

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  1. Chipper>Jeter

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    Tomsula is the clear #1. Maybe the roid head the Dolphins promoted can’t remember his name.
     
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  2. Zebbie

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    the NFL is a copycat league - this is a prime example of it
     
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  3. Zebbie

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    Damn typo - fixed
     
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  5. Chipper>Jeter

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    This gives me hope that Gus Malzahn could get snatched up by the NFL at any moment.
     
  6. dump

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    Carroll/RW
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    McVay/Goff
    Kliff/Rosen

    all in the same division

    :fap:
     
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    Fired as HC by Texas Tech.

    Hired as HC in the NFL.

    That's Kiffin-esque falling uphill.
     
  9. Jack Parkman

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  11. TwoPoor

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    Want to get in on the ground floor of saying this hire is absolutely worth the risk and good job to the Cards for swinging for the fences.
     
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  12. Fidelio

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    the press conference when he was hired
     
  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  14. BayouMafia

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  16. Jack Parkman

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  17. ned's head

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    Are you saying that being the alabama OC is a better job than being the head coach at USC?
     
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  18. IanC

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    Nope, that is easily Trestman. How could you listen to that guy talk and think it is a good idea to hire him is astounding
     
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  19. ned's head

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    The worst nfl hire has to be the next person who gives hue jackson a HC gig. And you know it'll happen.
     
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    Only PC has laid malibu pipe
     
  21. Zebbie

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    I dunno, the Niners hiring Tomsula is the worst one I can remember
     
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    Damn, I should’ve been good looking
     
  23. nofatchildren

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    Well, if you don't think Mike Leach is gonna go better than 35-3 over the next 3 years, I don't know what to tell ya buddy!
     
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    what a time to be alive
     
  26. Houndster

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    Maybe I’m an idiot (definitely), but is Kingsbury’s system really that innovative?

    I can’t say I watched more than a handful of his games at Tech, but it seems like he just ran the Air Raid which has been around forever. I mean there’s an article from 2013 saying that he doesn’t even use a playbook and prefers to draw up plays on a whiteboard.
     
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    Air Raid is innovative for the NFL
     
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  29. Super Vegeta

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    He only has himself to blame for not being as hot as Kingsbury
     
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  30. IanBoyd

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    Kingsbury is also poaching Mike Jinks from USC with him to Zona.

    ...lol
     
  31. oldberg

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    Steve’s coordinator hires are what doomed him from the start
     
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  33. vander02

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    Yeah, I mean, he's got a point in that it's a raw deal to get thrown out after 1 year for someone even less qualified... However, hiring Mike McCoy and Al Holcomb was a disaster and his response was pathetic.
     
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  34. IanC

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    That would be quite the celebrity death match
     
  35. steamengine

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    Agree. It was this or a retread.
     
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  36. IanBoyd

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    lol Kliff's buyout was only $150k?
     
  37. devine

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    The one we were gonna fire? Okay!
     
  38. NilesIrish

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    Dick Jauron was an NFL coach. This will be fine. Also I love anything negative wrt USC.
     
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  39. Zebbie

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    Sure ya were....spin it!
     
  40. devine

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    I had no idea he was dating holly sonders





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  42. Mix

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    So he watches a lot of Madison Ivy porn.

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    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
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    I thought she was married
     
  45. Fidelio

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    and I thought the whole reason he took the SC gig is because he’s gay
     
  46. Zebbie

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    He’s been smashing her for a while now - and she got divorced from that douche Erik Kuselias a while back, but I didn’t even realize that had happened until I heard about her & Kliff.
     
  47. Fudd

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    Holly Sonders is such a fuckin' ho and I love it
     
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  48. IanBoyd

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    As far as beards go, you could do a lot worse than Holly Sonders.
     
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  50. Fidelio

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    Lol didn’t even have an opportunity to go to Roscoes chicken n waffles